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Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter how you grill them!



 
     
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35) Which people do the burgers hate? The ones who are always pu... Show more
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37) How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they ge... Show more
38) What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it's... Show more
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40) What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bow... Show more
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44) What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together... Show more
45) Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter... Show more
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49) Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very fr... Show more
50) What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed,... Show more
51) What old-time song is the burgers' favourite? 'Hammy' - as sun... Show more
52) When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the... Show more
53) Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land? The... Show more
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55) What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'? I'v... Show more
56) Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie director? Sizz... Show more
57) Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet thei... Show more
58) Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They're great... Show more
59) How are UFO's related to hamburgers? Both are Unidentified Fry... Show more
60) Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker's son-in-law, the... Show more
61) Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week?... Show more
62) Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burge... Show more
63) How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger al... Show more
64) When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat L... Show more
65) Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? On a bed of lett... Show more
66) What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-nig... Show more
67) Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they're boygers, not girlger... Show more
68) What is the hamburgers' most familiar song? 'Home on the Range... Show more
69) Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion? The POTTED one... Show more
70) Why aren't burgers too good at basketball? Too many turnover... Show more
71) What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work... Show more
72) When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time... Show more
73) How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.... Show more
74) How does a burger acquire good taste? With a little seasoning!... Show more
75) What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!... Show more
76) Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania? Very rare-ly.... Show more
77) How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!... Show more
78) What is a hamburger's favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!... Show more
79) Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold? BITING humour!... Show more
80) How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!... Show more
81) How do we know burgers love young people? They're pro-teen!... Show more
82) How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's? They 'loin' fast!... Show more
83) Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac!... Show more
84) Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve? To a meat ball!... Show more
85) Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball? A double!... Show more
86) Who is the hamburgers' favourite actress? Candice Berger!... Show more
87) How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!... Show more
88) What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!... Show more
89) Why do burgers run the gauntlet? To test their meattle!... Show more
90) How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!... Show more
91) Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)... Show more
92) Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegetarians!... Show more
93) Which burgers can tell your fortune? Medium burgers!... Show more
94) What do some burger eaters have? A Hardee appetite!... Show more
95) Who can beat any burger at golf? Any LINKS sausage!... Show more
96) Where does a burger feel at home? On the range!... Show more
97) Which burgers love to act? Ham-burgers!... Show more

 

 

 

 

 

 
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