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| 1) In what school subjects does the teacher say, 'Well done, hamburgers'? A wide ra... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) What are some outstanding hamburger colleges? Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstr... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening da... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinna... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They're often found at the Me... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the fr... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They're th... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Bu... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers be... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hoc... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage? They give meaty performances - especia... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world? Bjorn Borger and Bi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land? A ME... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go? Heide... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the m... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have? A fast... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot do... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) Do hamburgers make good vampires? No, because they always find themselves in ghoul... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles? Who knows - maybe they... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball? 'Steak Me Out to the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back,... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain - Rolling Stones gather no mos... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a bl... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, 'Well... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses? The meatric system,... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 31) What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? A thermome... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 32) Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Va... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 33) Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 34) What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You've got no beef, sold... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 35) Which people do the burgers hate? The ones who are always putting the bite on th... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 36) Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it's a FAST fo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 37) How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 38) What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it's back to the old grin... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 39) What do some people have against cheeseburgers? They say, 'Burgers can't be cheesy... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 40) What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demoniu... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 41) When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb', where did it go? Oh, 'ewe' kno... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 42) Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressin... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 43) How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 44) What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 45) Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter how you grill them!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 46) How was the hamburger murdered? First it was 'rolled,' then smothered in onions... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 47) Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 48) What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 49) Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 50) What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed, fry, fry again!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 51) What old-time song is the burgers' favourite? 'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 52) When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 53) Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land? The meatball heros!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 54) Why was the burger thrown out of the Army? He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 55) What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'? I've been flamed!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 56) Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B. DeMille!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 57) Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 58) Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They're great at the plate!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 59) How are UFO's related to hamburgers? Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 60) Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker's son-in-law, the meathead!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 61) Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 62) Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 63) How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 64) When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 65) Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? On a bed of lettuce!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 66) What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 67) Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they're boygers, not girlgers!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 68) What is the hamburgers' most familiar song? 'Home on the Range'!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 69) Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion? The POTTED ones!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 70) Why aren't burgers too good at basketball? Too many turnovers!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 71) What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 72) When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 73) How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 74) How does a burger acquire good taste? With a little seasoning!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 75) What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 76) Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania? Very rare-ly.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 77) How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 78) What is a hamburger's favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 79) Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold? BITING humour!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 80) How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 81) How do we know burgers love young people? They're pro-teen!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 82) How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's? They 'loin' fast!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 83) Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 84) Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve? To a meat ball!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 85) Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball? A double!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 86) Who is the hamburgers' favourite actress? Candice Berger!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 87) How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 88) What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 89) Why do burgers run the gauntlet? To test their meattle!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 90) How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 91) Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 92) Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegetarians!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 93) Which burgers can tell your fortune? Medium burgers!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 94) What do some burger eaters have? A Hardee appetite!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 95) Who can beat any burger at golf? Any LINKS sausage!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 96) Where does a burger feel at home? On the range!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 97) Which burgers love to act? Ham-burgers!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
