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1) A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady wit... Read On »
2) 'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the driver before he closed the door. 'No,' c... Read On »
3) Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were... Read On »
4) What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold? One knows the stops, the... Read On »
5) As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye,... Read On »
6) A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. Th... Read On »
7) Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says Lo... Read On »
8) Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a... Read On »
9) Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn't there'll be a very big splash.... Read On »
10) Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. It's my bus - it's... Read On »
11) When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefe... Read On »
12) Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don't kno... Read On »
13) Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo... Read On »
14) Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus home,' suggested a friend. 'My mo... Read On »
15) Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was... Read On »
16) Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don't. Buses run on whe... Read On »
17) What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the s... Read On »
18) What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it cou... Read On »
19) Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are afte... Read On »
20) Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I wo... Read On »
21) Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: Al... Read On »
22) Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we'll pick up speed now you're... Read On »
23) Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn't fit through the door.... Read On »
24) Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.... Read On »
25) What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !... Read On »
26) Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!... Read On »
27) Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.... Read On »
28) How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus.... Read On »
29) Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long.... Read On »
30) What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!... Read On »
31) Have you seen the bus website? Yes - it's just the ticket!... Read On »
32) How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus.... Read On »
33) Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.... Read On »
34) What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.... Read On »
35) What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.... Read On »
36) What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on.... Read On »
37) What "bus" crossed the ocean? Columbus.... Read On »

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