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The Best Bus Jokes: |
| 1) A man standing at a bus stop was eating a
hamburger. Next to... Show more |
| 2) As the bus came to the stop, the man
at the
front of the queu... Show more |
| 3) A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was
pushed off by
t... Show more |
| 4) 'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the
driver
before he closed t... Show more |
| 5) Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat
woman opposit... Show more |
| 6) Passenger: Does this bus go to London?
Conductor: No.
Passe... Show more |
| 7) Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again.
Tommy: Sorry, sir.... Show more |
| 8) When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting
upstairs or d... Show more |
| 9) Janet: What's the
difference between a cake
and a school bus... Show more |
| 10) Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York,
please.
Ticke... Show more |
| 11) Have you
heard that all the buses and trains
are stopping tod... Show more |
| 12) Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus
home,' sugges... Show more |
| 13) Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but
didn't
hurt you... Show more |
| 14) Do buses and trains run on time?
Usually, yes.
No, they don... Show more |
| 15) What's the
difference between a bus driver
and a cold?
A bu... Show more |
| 16) What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a
skunk?
I d... Show more |
| 17) Q: What is a bus ?
A: A bus is a vehicle that
runs twice as fa... Show more |
| 18) What is the difference between a
bus driver
and a cold?
One... Show more |
| 19) Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a
bus driver.... Show more |
| 20) Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?
Driver: Which p... Show more |
| 21) Conductor, this bus
was very slow!
Oh, I
expect we'll pick... Show more |
| 22) Why didn't anyone take the school bus to
school?
I wouldn't fi... Show more |
| 23) Does this bus stop at the river?
If it
doesn't there'll be a... Show more |
| 24) Which end of a bus is it best to get
off?
It doesn't matter.... Show more |
| 25) What do you call a man with a double decker bus on
his head
?... Show more |
| 26) Conductor, do you stop
at the Savoy Hotel?
I should say not... Show more |
| 27) Why couldn't
the skeleton pay his bus fare?
Because he was... Show more |
| 28) How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar?
Throw it under... Show more |
| 29) Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung
around for too... Show more |
| 30) What have I got in
my hands?
A double
decker bus!
You loo... Show more |
| 31) Have you seen the bus website?
Yes - it's just
the ticket!... Show more |
| 32) How do eels get around the
seabed?
They go
by octobus.... Show more |
| 33) Why did the bus stop?
Because it saw the zebra
crossing.... Show more |
| 34) What do you call a bloke with a
bus on his
head?
Dead.... Show more |
| 35) What do monsters play when they are in the bus?
Squash.... Show more |
| 36) What did the bus conductor say to the frog?
Hop
on.... Show more |
| 37) What "bus" crossed
the ocean?
Columbus.... Show more |
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