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The world is divided into two groups. There
are those who
know, and those who don't know. Those who know are no
problem.
Those who don't know are also in two
groups.
One is those who don't know and know they don't know. Well, they can
learn!
But then, there are those who don't know, and don't
know they don't
know. And they become unit managers!
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