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| 1) A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel has died o... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) American businessman was at a pier in a small coastal Mexican village when a sma... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the priv... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) The boss called one of his employees into the office. "Rob," he said, "you've... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But the onl... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a comp... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an engin... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) When Abraham Liebowitz gets to school he discovers that he is the only Jewish k... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) ttle Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try so... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the priva... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. T... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams pract... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) The Americans and Japanese decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams practic... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) These two construction workers always noticed that their boss always left early... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrive... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) Two Italian construction workers were in the field on an extremely hot day workin... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces his al... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, wer... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker. "I think th... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) The farmer goes to town one day and happens to run into his old pal the tractor s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) On the first day his son joined the family firm, the founder took him on to the r... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) This guy is selling three parrots. Another guy who wants to buy a parrot approach... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 31) There are three beggars begging on Wall Street. The first beggar wrote "Beggar... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 32) Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying j... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 33) When the office photo-copies began to look faint, the office manager called in a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 34) An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer f... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 35) An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer f... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 36) Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all g... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 37) According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameli... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 38) A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a loan. The teller tells the fr... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 39) A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flower... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 40) A young executive was leaving the office late one evening, when he finds the CEO... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 41) Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for wo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 42) Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 43) A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: $500 If... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 44) A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 45) The social worker asked the bartender "What's the difference between your job and... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 46) A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop,... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 47) A young businessman rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques. How... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 48) After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Arnold was hired by... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 49) A Japanese guy is at Los Angeles International Airport, waiting for his flight ba... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 50) This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 51) A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 52) A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up n... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 53) Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 54) A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The mana... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 55) Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're d... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 56) The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who don... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 57) The Ten Commandments Of Employment If it rings, put it on hold. If it clunks,... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 58) A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?"... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 59) Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 60) "The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, ev... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 61) Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stops by his office. A... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 62) The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to list... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 63) An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: "Please send m... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 64) The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused. "Need some... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 65) "Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company." "Would you spe... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 66) An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Ha... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 67) Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the forema... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 68) A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 69) A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he wa... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 70) An organization is like a tree full of monkeys... all on different limbs,...... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 71) The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life pr... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 72) A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 73) This guy is walking with his friend. He says to this friend, "I'm a walking econo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 74) An Arthur Anderson partner comes back to his office and says to his manager, "Did... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 75) There was once a high-powered businessman who insisted on taking his three secret... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 76) An Irishman goes for a job on a building site. The man says, "Can you brew tea... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 77) Boss: "I've decided to use humor in the office. Experts say humor eases tension,... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 78) When Bernard got fired from his last job they were really tough. They made him ha... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 79) Boss: "I can assure you that the value of the average employee will continue to i... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 80) 'I'm very sad to announce this morning, girls, that Miss Jones has decided to ret... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 81) When I asked my boss for a salary rise because I was doing the work of three men... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 82) Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm th... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 83) Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 84) "I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 85) INTERVIEWER to job applicant: "Do you think you could come up with any reason you... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 86) Did you hear about the businessman who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 87) "Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?" "I ought to be abl... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 88) Another friend of mine is a very successful businessman. He started with five tho... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 89) Monster: Stick 'em down. Ghost: Don't you mean, stick 'em up. Monster: No wonde... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 90) What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees? If at first you don't s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 91) Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 92) I'm always delighted when people stick their noses in my business - my company... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 93) Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business. She does the ironing and he doe... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 94) What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory? You can hear a cough... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 95) Why did the electrician close early on Mondays? Because business was very light.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 96) Why did the doughnut maker retire? He was fed up with the hole business.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 97) Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time? A: A dependent Claus.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 98) My husband's business is rather up-and-down - he makes yo-yos.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 99) What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
