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The Best College Jokes: |
| 1) Three students from Michigan State, the
University of Kentuck... Show more |
| 2) Wouldn't it be nice to tell the Dean of your
college what you... Show more |
| 3) A college student was in a
philosophy
class which had a discu... Show more |
| 4) A somewhat advanced society has figured
how to package basic... Show more |
| 5) A kid called up his
mom from his college
and asked her for so... Show more |
| 6) Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the
contractor,
through th... Show more |
| 7) Two storks are
sitting in their nest: a
father stork and baby... Show more |
| 8) Two
college students, Frank and Matt, are
riding on a New Yor... Show more |
| 9) A
Mississippi professor was at a party and
became indignant w... Show more |
| 10) An angel appears at a faculty
meeting and
tells the dean that... Show more |
| 11) A college student in a philosophy class was
taking his first... Show more |
| 12) After the college boy delivered
the pizza
to Bud's trailer ho... Show more |
| 13) The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for
all male student... Show more |
| 14) Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen,
were discussing w... Show more |
| 15) All the fraternity brothers left the
house
for a long weekend... Show more |
| 16) Biddle and Payne, two elderly English
professors, were
having... Show more |
| 17) A linguistics professor was lecturing to his
English
class on... Show more |
| 18) Soderling, the star college halfback, was
taking a math exam.... Show more |
| 19) Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house
phone.
"Hi,"... Show more |
| 20) An applicant was being interviewed for
admission
to a promine... Show more |
| 21) College meals
are generally unpopular with
those who have to... Show more |
| 22) What is the second stupidest thing in the
world?
An Arkansa... Show more |
| 23) "Now my motto in
life," said the school
chaplain, "is work ha... Show more |
| 24) A son is
calling his mom from college, and
telling her that h... Show more |
| 25) "Where are my shoes?" asked the Iowa State
professor as the cla... Show more |
| 26) Arvil was coming out of the Texas University
student building w... Show more |
| 27) A survey was being taken on the University of
Arizona campus.... Show more |
| 28) Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North
Carolina campus.... Show more |
| 29) Jeb and Eudell, University of
Michigan
athletes, were driving... Show more |
| 30) Professor: I forgot to take
my umbrella
this morning.
Wif... Show more |
| 31) Did you hear about the Penn State professor
who
went around i... Show more |
| 32) "Professor, I hear your wife has had twins.
Boys or girls?"... Show more |
| 33) How many Wake Forest
fraternity brothers
does it take to make... Show more |
| 34) Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking
through the campu... Show more |
| 35) Professor:
A wise man doubts everything.
Only a pin-head... Show more |
| 36) Q: How
many graduate students does it take
to change a light... Show more |
| 37) Did you hear about the
Louisiana Tech
professor who stood in... Show more |
| 38) Why do University of
Arkansas graduates
tape their diplomas t... Show more |
| 39) Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!
Wife: Didn't you... Show more |
| 40) Q: What do college students and deer have in
common?
A: They... Show more |
| 41) How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?
Ask him what color t... Show more |
| 42) A college friend was going to meet a young
lady he new.
"An ol... Show more |
| 43) Q. How many law professors does it take to
change a light
bul... Show more |
| 44) How can you
tell if a California State
coed is a good cook?... Show more |
| 45) Did you
hear about the Western Kentucky
professor who kissed... Show more |
| 46) Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher
stay awake ever... Show more |
| 47) Why did the Oregon State psychology
major
climb up the chain... Show more |
| 48) How does a New York University psychology
major turn on
his l... Show more |
| 49) Did you hear about the UCLA track
star who
won a gold medal?... Show more |
| 50) How many Buckeye
football players does it
take to change a li... Show more |
| 51) What do they call a bunch of Mississippi
football
players sta... Show more |
| 52) Did you hear about the University of Miami
fullback who staye... Show more |
| 53) Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon?
Student:
When y... Show more |
| 54) "Did you hear? Lament's gettin' a
Ph.D."
"What does Ph.D. stan... Show more |
| 55) There was the Florida State defensive tackle
who thought Hert... Show more |
| 56) And then there was the UCLA professor
who
opened up his vest,... Show more |
| 57) Teenage Driver: But,
officer, I'm a
college man.
Policeman:... Show more |
| 58) How do you know a Brigham
Young student's
been mowing the law... Show more |
| 59) What's the difference between an American
student and
an Engl... Show more |
| 60) What do you get if you cross a student and an
alien ?
Someth... Show more |
| 61) What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps
at thin air?... Show more |
| 62) How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to
sparkle?
Shine a... Show more |
| 63) What do you
call ten Utah State law
students standing ear to... Show more |
| 64) Why don't Purdue athletes
eat pickles?
They can't get their... Show more |
| 65) What do you get when you
cross a Texas
Aggie with an ape?
A... Show more |
| 66) Optimist: A college student who opens his
wallet
and expects... Show more |
| 67) What does the N on the Nebraska
football
helmet stand for?... Show more |
| 68) How do
you measure a Villanova graduate's
I.Q.?
With a tire... Show more |
| 69) On what kind of ships do students
study?
Scholarships.... Show more |
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