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The Best Cowboy Jokes: |
| 1) The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire
seats
in the posh... Show more |
| 2) The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire
seats in the posh... Show more |
| 3) Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back
on the ranch a... Show more |
| 4) Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were
about to be hun... Show more |
| 5) Three cowboys
were hanging out in the
bunkhouse. "I know that... Show more |
| 6) The swing doors of the Wild
West saloon
crashed open and in c... Show more |
| 7) A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are
to be executed... Show more |
| 8) The eastern lady who was all ready to take a
horseback ride
s... Show more |
| 9) Three cowboys
of the world are sitting
around camp talking ab... Show more |
| 10) The cowboy
was trying to buy a health
insurance policy. The i... Show more |
| 11) A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy
in the street,... Show more |
| 12) Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were
resting their
hors... Show more |
| 13) Visitor: Wow, you have a
lot of flies
buzzing round your hors... Show more |
| 14) If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three
days later le... Show more |
| 15) Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get
fired?
A: Because he... Show more |
| 16) What did the cowboy maggot say when he went
into the
saloon b... Show more |
| 17) What sickness do cowboys
get from riding
wild horses?
Bronch... Show more |
| 18) Why did the cowboy ride his horse?
Because
the horse was too h... Show more |
| 19) What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a
school ?
The de... Show more |
| 20) What do you call a frog who wants to be a
cowboy?
Hoppalong C... Show more |
| 21) Q: Why
can't the bankrupt cowboy
complain?
A: He has got no... Show more |
| 22) Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?
He was
always horsing arou... Show more |
| 23) What advice to cows
give?
Turn the udder
cheek and mooooove... Show more |
| 24) Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?
Because
he rode the range.... Show more |
| 25) Why did the cowboy's car stop?
It had Injun
(engine) trouble.... Show more |
| 26) Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?
Skint Eastwood.... Show more |
| 27) Teacher: When do
astronauts eat?
Pupil:
At launch time!... Show more |
| 28) Where do cowboys cook their
meals?
On
the range.... Show more |
| 29) Who do
zombie cowboys fight?
Deadskins.... Show more |
| 30) Who do zombie cowboys fight?
Deadskins.... Show more |