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THE FUNNIEST COWBOY JOKES
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1st Cowboy joke
The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire
seats
in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed
this
he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only
allowed one
seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher
became more
impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm
going to have to
call the manager. The cowboy just groaned.
The
usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment he returned
with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the
cowboy, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The
cop
surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy,
what's
you're name?"
"Sam," the cowboy moaned.
"Where ya from, Sam?"
With pain in his voice Sam replied.... "The
balcony."
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2nd Cowboy joke
Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?
Skint Eastwood.
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3rd Cowboy joke
Visitor: Wow, you have a
lot of flies
buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them?
Cowboy: No we
just let them go barefoot.
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4th Cowboy joke
Three cowboys
were hanging out in the
bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex,"
said the first. "He's going to
start bragging about that new foreign car
he bought as soon as he
gets back."
"Not Tex," the second cowboy replied. "He'll always
be just a good
ol' boy. When he walks in, I'm sure all he'll say
is hello."
"I know Tex better than either of you," said the
third. "He's so
smart, he'll figure out a way to do both. Here he
comes now." Tex swung
open the bunkhouse door and shouted, "Audi,
partners!"
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5th Cowboy joke
Who do zombie cowboys fight?
Deadskins.
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6th Cowboy joke
A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy
in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six
shooters.
"Excuse me, sir," said the police officer, "who are
you?"
"My name's Tex, officer," said the cowboy.
" eh?" said the police
officer, "Are you from Texas?"
"Nope, Louisiana."
"Louisiana? So
why are you called Tex?"
"Don't want to be called Louise, do I .
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7th Cowboy joke
Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were
resting their
horses out on the range.
"What'd Emmaline give
yew for yore birthday?" asked Swint.
"Pair of cufflinks," said
Fess. "But I ain't got no use for them. I
can't even find anyplace
to get my wrists pierced."
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8th Cowboy joke
Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were
about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the
three men
to a tree right at the edge of the Rio Grande. The idea was
that when
each man had died, they'd cut the rope and he'd drop
into the river
and drift out of sight
They put the first
cowboy in the noose, but he was so sweaty and greasy
he slipped out,
fell in the river and swam to freedom.
They tied the noose around
the second cowboy's head. He, too, oozed
out of the rope, dropped
into the river and got away.
As they dragged the third Texan to
the scaffold, he resisted, "Please!
Would yaw'l tighten that noose
a little bit? I can't swim!"
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9th Cowboy joke
The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire
seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed
this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only
allowed
one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher
became more
impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm
going to have
to call the manager. The cowboy just groaned.
The
usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment he returned
with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the
cowboy, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The
cop
surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy,
what's
you're name?"
"Sam," the cowboy moaned.
"Where ya from, Sam?"
With pain in his voice Sam replied.... "The
balcony."
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10th Cowboy joke
Why did the cowboy's car stop?
It had Injun
(engine) trouble.
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THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY cowboy JOKES:
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1 - The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire
seats
in the posh Amarillo theatre... Read More ›› 2 - Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?
Skint Eastwood.... Read More ›› 3 - Visitor: Wow, you have a
lot of flies
buzzing round your horses and cows. Do y... Read More ›› 4 - The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire
seats in the posh Amarillo theatre... Read More ›› 5 - Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were
about to be hung for cattle rust... Read More ›› 6 - Three cowboys
were hanging out in the
bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex,... Read More ›› 7 - A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy
in the street, complete with hu... Read More ›› 8 - Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were
resting their
horses out on the ran... Read More ›› 9 - Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get
fired?
A: Because he couldn't keep his... Read More ›› 10 - Why did the cowboy's car stop?
It had Injun
(engine) trouble.... Read More ›› 11 - Where do cowboys cook their
meals?
On
the range.... Read More ›› 12 - Who do zombie cowboys fight?
Deadskins.... Read More ›› 13 - Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back
on the ranch about his
first... Read More ›› 14 - The swing doors of the Wild
West saloon
crashed open and in came Little Pete,... Read More ›› 15 - A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are
to be executed on the same day.... Read More ›› 16 - The eastern lady who was all ready to take a
horseback ride
said to the cowboy... Read More ›› 17 - Three cowboys
of the world are sitting
around camp talking about how tough the... Read More ›› 18 - The cowboy
was trying to buy a health
insurance policy. The insurance agent wa... Read More ›› 19 - If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three
days later leaves on Friday, h... Read More ›› 20 - What did the cowboy maggot say when he went
into the
saloon bar?
Gimme a slu... Read More ›› 21 - What sickness do cowboys
get from riding
wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis)... Read More ›› 22 - Why did the cowboy ride his horse?
Because
the horse was too heavy to carry.... Read More ›› 23 - What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a
school ?
The deputy head !... Read More ›› 24 - What do you call a frog who wants to be a
cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy.... Read More ›› 25 - Q: Why
can't the bankrupt cowboy
complain?
A: He has got no beef.... Read More ›› 26 - Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?
He was
always horsing around.... Read More ›› 27 - What advice to cows
give?
Turn the udder
cheek and mooooove on!... Read More ›› 28 - Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?
Because
he rode the range.... Read More ›› 29 - Teacher: When do
astronauts eat?
Pupil:
At launch time!... Read More ››
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