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The Best Cowboy Jokes: |
| 1) The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire
seats
in the posh Amarillo theatre. W... Read On » |
| 2) Visitor: Wow, you have a
lot of flies
buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you... Read On » |
| 3) Where do cowboys cook their
meals?
On
the range.... Read On » |
| 4) The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire
seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. W... Read On » |
| 5) Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back
on the ranch about his
first vis... Read On » |
| 6) Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were
about to be hung for cattle rustlin... Read On » |
| 7) Three cowboys
were hanging out in the
bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex,"... Read On » |
| 8) The swing doors of the Wild
West saloon
crashed open and in came Little Pete, bla... Read On » |
| 9) A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are
to be executed on the same day. Th... Read On » |
| 10) The eastern lady who was all ready to take a
horseback ride
said to the cowboy, "... Read On » |
| 11) Three cowboys
of the world are sitting
around camp talking about how tough they w... Read On » |
| 12) The cowboy
was trying to buy a health
insurance policy. The insurance agent was... Read On » |
| 13) A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy
in the street, complete with huge... Read On » |
| 14) Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were
resting their
horses out on the range.... Read On » |
| 15) If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three
days later leaves on Friday, how... Read On » |
| 16) Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get
fired?
A: Because he couldn't keep his ca... Read On » |
| 17) What did the cowboy maggot say when he went
into the
saloon bar?
Gimme a slug o... Read On » |
| 18) What sickness do cowboys
get from riding
wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).... Read On » |
| 19) Why did the cowboy ride his horse?
Because
the horse was too heavy to carry.... Read On » |
| 20) What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a
school ?
The deputy head !... Read On » |
| 21) What do you call a frog who wants to be a
cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy.... Read On » |
| 22) Q: Why
can't the bankrupt cowboy
complain?
A: He has got no beef.... Read On » |
| 23) Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?
He was
always horsing around.... Read On » |
| 24) What advice to cows
give?
Turn the udder
cheek and mooooove on!... Read On » |
| 25) Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?
Because
he rode the range.... Read On » |
| 26) Why did the cowboy's car stop?
It had Injun
(engine) trouble.... Read On » |
| 27) Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?
Skint Eastwood.... Read On » |
| 28) Teacher: When do
astronauts eat?
Pupil:
At launch time!... Read On » |
| 29) Who do
zombie cowboys fight?
Deadskins.... Read On » |
| 30) Who do zombie cowboys fight?
Deadskins.... Read On » |