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| 1) The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. W... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. W... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first vis... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustlin... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex,"... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete, bla... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. Th... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they w... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were resting their horses out on the range.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his ca... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? Gimme a slug o... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? Bronchitis (bronc-itis).... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) Why did the cowboy ride his horse? Because the horse was too heavy to carry.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ? The deputy head !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs? He was always horsing around.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) What advice to cows give? Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? Because he rode the range.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) Why did the cowboy's car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At launch time!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
