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| 1) How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said, "Twist to op... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are havi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twe... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He sai... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) What is the difference between a dancer and a duck? One goes quick on her beautifu... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) Q. What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A de... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) I've been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What's that? It's a dance for... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don'... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don't... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster? A. A Pai... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor? A. To get to the other (Electric... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ? The dance of the sugar plump fai... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A. A One Line... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ? A cricket ball !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) Which dances do the burgers do best? The burger-loo and the char char!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) Why don't dogs make good dancers ? Because they have two left feet !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise? A. An Ocean "Liner"... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) What do cows like to line dance to ? Any kind of moosic you like !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer? A. Eileen (I Lean)... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles? A. Linedancing!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) What do you call someone who dances on cars ? A morris dancer !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) What dance do you do when summer is over? Tango (tan go).... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 31) Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast? A. Ihop... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 32) Q. What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down :-)... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 33) How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 34) What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 35) What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 36) Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ? Dark Raver !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 37) Where can you dance in California? San Frandisco.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 38) What is a duck's favorite dance ? The quackstep !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 39) Which dance will a chicken not do ? The foxtrot !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 40) What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 41) What is a frog's favorite dance? The Lindy Hop.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 42) What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Vaults.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 43) What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 44) What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 45) What kind of dance do buns do? Abundance.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
