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What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.


 
     
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1) How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?... Read On »
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9) I've been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What's that? It's a dance for... Read On »
10) Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don'... Read On »
11) Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five... Read On »
12) My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don't... Read On »
13) Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster? A. A Pai... Read On »
14) Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor? A. To get to the other (Electric... Read On »
15) What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ? The dance of the sugar plump fai... Read On »
16) Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A. A One Line... Read On »
17) Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!... Read On »
18) What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.... Read On »
19) What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ? A cricket ball !... Read On »
20) Which dances do the burgers do best? The burger-loo and the char char!... Read On »
21) Why don't dogs make good dancers ? Because they have two left feet !... Read On »
22) Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise? A. An Ocean "Liner"... Read On »
23) What do cows like to line dance to ? Any kind of moosic you like !... Read On »
24) Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer? A. Eileen (I Lean)... Read On »
25) Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles? A. Linedancing!... Read On »
26) What do you call someone who dances on cars ? A morris dancer !... Read On »
27) How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it !... Read On »
28) What dance do you do when summer is over? Tango (tan go).... Read On »
29) Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco... Read On »
30) What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !... Read On »
31) Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast? A. Ihop... Read On »
32) Q. What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down :-)... Read On »
33) How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).... Read On »
34) What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock.... Read On »
35) What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango.... Read On »
36) Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ? Dark Raver !... Read On »
37) Where can you dance in California? San Frandisco.... Read On »
38) What is a duck's favorite dance ? The quackstep !... Read On »
39) Which dance will a chicken not do ? The foxtrot !... Read On »
40) What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !... Read On »
41) What is a frog's favorite dance? The Lindy Hop.... Read On »
42) What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Vaults.... Read On »
43) What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.... Read On »
44) What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance.... Read On »
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