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The Best Dance Jokes: |
| 1) An avid line dancing couple
go to the doctor
for a check up b... Show more |
| 2) Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last
night. I
dr... Show more |
| 3) There was a dance teacher who talked of a very
old dance call... Show more |
| 4) These two friends are about to go to
a club.
One of them has... Show more |
| 5) What is the difference between a dancer and a
duck?
One goes q... Show more |
| 6) Q. What's the difference between a
line
dance instructor and... Show more |
| 7) How do you see that a linedancer came from
Belgium
and not fr... Show more |
| 8) I've been invited to an avoidance.
An
avoidance? What's that?... Show more |
| 9) Two fonts walk into a line
dance club. The
barman says to the... Show more |
| 10) Q. How many line
dance instructors does it
take to change a l... Show more |
| 11) My dance partner dumped me for my best
friend.
Why? Was he a b... Show more |
| 12) Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the
dance
Shoot th... Show more |
| 13) Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance
floor?
A. To get to... Show more |
| 14) Why did the little kid dance on the jar of
jam?
Because the to... Show more |
| 15) What did the overweight
ballet dancer
perform ?
The dance of... Show more |
| 16) Q. What do you have when only one line dancer
comes to your p... Show more |
| 17) Why did the two knives go to the dance
together?
Because the... Show more |
| 18) What animals are poor dancers?
Four-legged
ones, because they... Show more |
| 19) What do you get if you cross an insect and a
dance ?
A crick... Show more |
| 20) Which dances do the burgers do best?
The
burger-loo and the ch... Show more |
| 21) Why don't dogs make good dancers ?
Because
they have two left... Show more |
| 22) Q. What do you call a line
dancer on a
cruise?
A. An Ocean "... Show more |
| 23) What do cows like to line dance to ?
Any kind
of moosic you li... Show more |
| 24) Q. What do you call a one legged
linedancer?
A. Eileen (I Le... Show more |
| 25) Q. What is good for your soul but not your
soles?
A. Linedanci... Show more |
| 26) What do you call someone who dances on cars
?
A morris dancer... Show more |
| 27) How do you make a
tissue dance ?
Put a
little boogie in it !... Show more |
| 28) What dance do you do when summer is
over?
Tango (tan go).... Show more |
| 29) Q. Where can you dance in California?
A. San
Fran-disco... Show more |
| 30) What sort of dance do fish do at
parties
?
The conga !... Show more |
| 31) Q. Where do tired linedancers go for
Breakfast?
A. Ihop... Show more |
| 32) Q. What do tired line dancers do?
A. They
Line Down :-)... Show more |
| 33) How do they dance in Arabia?
Sheik-to-sheik
(cheek).... Show more |
| 34) What dance did the
Pilgrims do?
The
Plymouth Rock.... Show more |
| 35) What's a vampire's favorite dance?
The
Fang Tango.... Show more |
| 36) Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ?
Dark
Raver !... Show more |
| 37) Where can you dance in California?
San
Frandisco.... Show more |
| 38) What is a duck's favorite dance ?
The
quackstep !... Show more |
| 39) Which dance will a chicken not do ?
The
foxtrot !... Show more |
| 40) What do baby swans dance to ?
Cygnet-ure-tunes !... Show more |
| 41) What is a frog's favorite dance?
The Lindy
Hop.... Show more |
| 42) What's a vampire's favorite dance?
The
Vaults.... Show more |
| 43) What dance do hippies hate?
A square
dance.... Show more |
| 44) What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.... Show more |
| 45) What kind of dance do buns do?
Abundance.... Show more |
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