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Young lady to father "Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor " "Dentist" "Why father ?" "We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!"



 
     
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1) A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in... Show more
2) A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband... Show more
3) While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of h... Show more
4) "Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examinat... Show more
5) Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With... Show more
6) A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him be... Show more
7) Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had s... Show more
8) "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred doll... Show more
9) Fred's mother was on the telephone to the boy's dentist. "I d... Show more
10) Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you giv... Show more
11) "I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the... Show more
12) Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it... Show more
13) "I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the... Show more
14) Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the vict... Show more
15) "Did you get your money?" ask the wife of the dentist who had... Show more
16) I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon of... Show more
17) Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?"... Show more
18) How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three... Show more
19) A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn't nasty to be all the... Show more
20) Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after... Show more
21) Young lady to father "Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a... Show more
22) Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightes... Show more
23) Young Charlie to dentist's sexy chariside assistant "Aha ! Ar... Show more
24) Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands i... Show more
25) Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he... Show more
26) A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.... Show more
27) Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a d... Show more
28) believe that the members of the dental profession are the onl... Show more
29) Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved. Assistant:... Show more
30) Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth... Show more
31) Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my firs... Show more
32) Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I ke... Show more
33) Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for em... Show more
34) Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver i... Show more
35) As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the to... Show more
36) I'm suffering from bad breath You should do something about i... Show more
37) Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors... Show more
38) Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly? Dentis: "Not always,... Show more
39) Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth any wider. When I... Show more
40) Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasn't the one I wanted p... Show more
41) Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist? Be... Show more
42) Father: Don't you feel better now that you've gone to the den... Show more
43) What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have V... Show more
44) Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?... A mont... Show more
45) Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? "... Show more
46) Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?...He was alread... Show more
47) What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in... Show more
48) What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out?... Show more
49) Why does a dentist seem moody? Because he always looks down in... Show more
50) What game did the dentist play when she was a child?...Caps a... Show more
51) Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? Dracula's d... Show more
52) At what time do most people go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty... Show more
53) What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ? Tooth H... Show more
54) Why do people dislike going to the dentist? Because he is bo... Show more
55) What was the dentist doing in Panama?...Looking for the Root... Show more
56) What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won't hurt a... Show more
57) What did the dentist say to the golfer? "You have a hole in on... Show more
58) What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himse... Show more
59) Why do dentists like potatoes? Because they are so filling.... Show more
60) Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station... Show more
61) What is a drill team? A group of dentists who work together.... Show more
62) What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth... Show more
63) What do you call a dentist in the army ? A drill sergeant !... Show more
64) What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear... Show more
65) What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque.... Show more
66) What do you call the Scottish dentist ? Phil McCavity !... Show more
67) Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless. Patient: I'm not.... Show more
68) What is a dentist's office? A filling station.... Show more

 

 

 

 

 

 
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