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Young
lady to father "Daddy, when I grow
up shall I become a heart-doctor or
a tooth-doctor "
"Dentist"
"Why father ?" "We have only one heart, but 32
teeth!"
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| 1) A man went to his dentist because he feels
something wrong in... Show more |
| 2) A husband and wife entered the
dentist's
office. The husband... Show more |
| 3) While I was
waiting to see the dentist, a
woman came out of h... Show more |
| 4) "Open wider."
requested the dentist, as he
began his examinat... Show more |
| 5) Patient: How much to
have this tooth
pulled?
Dentist: With... Show more |
| 6) A dentist, after completing work on a patient,
came to him be... Show more |
| 7) Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist
complaining his gums had s... Show more |
| 8) "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge
you hundred doll... Show more |
| 9) Fred's mother was on the
telephone to the
boy's dentist. "I d... Show more |
| 10) Dentist begging the patient: Could you help
me?
Could you giv... Show more |
| 11) "I came in to
make an appointment with the
dentist." said the... Show more |
| 12) Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth,
but don't worry it... Show more |
| 13) "I came in to make an appointment with the
dentist." said
the... Show more |
| 14) Pardon me for a moment,
please," said the
dentist to the vict... Show more |
| 15) "Did you get
your money?" ask the wife of
the dentist who had... Show more |
| 16) I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted
yesterday afternoon of... Show more |
| 17) Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth
straightened?"... Show more |
| 18) How many dentists does it take to change a
light bulb?
Three... Show more |
| 19) A patient asked the dentist, if it
wasn't
nasty to be all the... Show more |
| 20) Dentist: Just
let me finish and you will
be another man after... Show more |
| 21) Young
lady to father "Daddy, when I grow
up shall I become a... Show more |
| 22) Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who,
at the
slightes... Show more |
| 23) Young Charlie
to dentist's sexy chariside
assistant "Aha ! Ar... Show more |
| 24) Patient: "It must be
tough spending all
day with your hands i... Show more |
| 25) Nigel: You said
the school dentist would
be painless, but he... Show more |
| 26) A patient came to
his dentist with problems
with his teeth.... Show more |
| 27) Why was the man arrested for looking at sets
of dentures in a d... Show more |
| 28) believe that the members of the dental
profession are the onl... Show more |
| 29) Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever
loved.
Assistant:... Show more |
| 30) Why are you laughing?
My dentist just
pulled one of my teeth... Show more |
| 31) Patient:
Doctor, I am very nervous. You
know, this is my firs... Show more |
| 32) Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking
monster
and I ke... Show more |
| 33) Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give
no discount for em... Show more |
| 34) Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the
gold
and silver i... Show more |
| 35) As the judge said to the dentist: Do you
swear to pull the to... Show more |
| 36) I'm suffering from bad breath
You should
do something about i... Show more |
| 37) Papa, why is it that dentists call their
offices dental parlors... Show more |
| 38) Patient:Do you extract teeth
painlessly?
Dentis: "Not always,... Show more |
| 39) Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth
any
wider. When I... Show more |
| 40) Patient: Hey, that tooth
you pulled
wasn't the one I wanted p... Show more |
| 41) Why did the dentist
make a poor date with
the manicurist?
Be... Show more |
| 42) Father: Don't you feel better now
that
you've gone to the den... Show more |
| 43) What's worse
than having your doctor tell
you that you have V... Show more |
| 44) Did you hear about the dentist who planted a
garden?...
A mont... Show more |
| 45) Anyone know the six most frightening words in
the world ??? "... Show more |
| 46) Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary
out?...He was
alread... Show more |
| 47) What did the tooth say to the departing
dentist?...Fill me in... Show more |
| 48) What did the
werewolf eat after he'd had
his teeth taken out?... Show more |
| 49) Why does a dentist seem moody?
Because he
always looks down in... Show more |
| 50) What game did the dentist play
when she
was a child?...Caps a... Show more |
| 51) Who has
the most dangerous job in
Transylvania?
Dracula's d... Show more |
| 52) At what time do most people go to the
dentist?
At tooth-hurty... Show more |
| 53) What time is it when you have to go to the
dentist ?
Tooth H... Show more |
| 54) Why do people dislike going to
the
dentist?
Because he is bo... Show more |
| 55) What was the dentist doing in
Panama?...Looking
for the Root... Show more |
| 56) What did the dentist say to the
computer?...This won't hurt a... Show more |
| 57) What did the dentist say to the
golfer?
"You have a hole in on... Show more |
| 58) What does a dentist do on a
roller
coaster?...He braces himse... Show more |
| 59) Why do dentists like
potatoes?
Because
they are so filling.... Show more |
| 60) Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the
filling station... Show more |
| 61) What is a drill team?
A group of dentists
who work together.... Show more |
| 62) What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit
long in the tooth... Show more |
| 63) What do you call a dentist in the army ?
A
drill sergeant !... Show more |
| 64) What did the dentist see at the
North
Pole?...A molar bear... Show more |
| 65) What does
the dentist of the year get?...A
little plaque.... Show more |
| 66) What do you call the Scottish dentist
?
Phil McCavity !... Show more |
| 67) Dentist: Don't worry. I'm
painless.
Patient: I'm not.... Show more |
| 68) What is a dentist's office?
A filling
station.... Show more |
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