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| 1) A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The den... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling yo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth? Dentist... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) "Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and withou... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) "I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptio... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before begi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) "Did you get your money?" ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from th... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand b... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to administer... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) Young lady to father "Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn't. Teacher: D... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth. Patient: Doctor, I... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved. Assistant: Why don't you marry... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see muc... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction. Young... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat do... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) I'm suffering from bad breath You should do something about it! I did. I just... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly? Dentis: "Not always, the other day I near... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I e... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasn't the one I wanted pulled. Dentist: Rel... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) Father: Don't you feel better now that you've gone to the dentist? Son: Sure do.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) At what time do most people go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty (2:30).... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, "I want a toot... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office sm... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: C... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 31) Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 32) Fred's mother was on the telephone to the boy's dentist. "I don't understand it,"... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 33) Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 34) "I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptio... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 35) A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn't nasty to be all the day with the hands... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 36) Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic pr... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 37) Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 38) Young Charlie to dentist's sexy chariside assistant "Aha ! Are you the lady ort... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 39) Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 40) believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 41) Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cl... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 42) Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?" "Because they ar... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 43) Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist? Because they fought bo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 44) What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your den... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 45) Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?... A month later he was picki... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 46) Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? "The Dentist will see... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 47) Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?...He was already taking out a tooth... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 48) What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in when you get back... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 49) What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out? The dentist.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 50) Why does a dentist seem moody? Because he always looks down in the mouth.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 51) What game did the dentist play when she was a child?...Caps and robbers... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 52) Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? Dracula's dentist.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 53) What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ? Tooth Hurty !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 54) Why do people dislike going to the dentist? Because he is boring.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 55) What was the dentist doing in Panama?...Looking for the Root Canal... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 56) What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won't hurt a byte... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 57) What did the dentist say to the golfer? "You have a hole in one. "... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 58) What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 59) Why do dentists like potatoes? Because they are so filling.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 60) Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 61) What is a drill team? A group of dentists who work together.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 62) What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 63) What do you call a dentist in the army ? A drill sergeant !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 64) What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 65) What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 66) What do you call the Scottish dentist ? Phil McCavity !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 67) Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless. Patient: I'm not.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 68) What is a dentist's office? A filling station.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
