1 - "Open wider."
requested the dentist, as he
began his examination of the patient. "Good God
!"... More ››
2 - A husband and wife entered the
office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don... More ››
3 - "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge
you hundred dollars for
pulling your boy's tooth.... More ››
4 - A patient came to
his dentist with problems
with his teeth.
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow te... More ››
5 - Why did the dentist
make a poor date with
Because they fought both tooth and na... More ››
6 - What's worse
than having your doctor tell
you that you have VD?
Having your dentist tell you.... More ››
7 - Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary
already taking out a tooth... More ››
8 - What do you call a dentist in the army ?
drill sergeant !... More ››
9 - A man went to his dentist because he feels
something wrong in his mouth.
The dentist examines h... More ››
10 - While I was
waiting to see the dentist, a
woman came out of his inner office
smiling. Nodding... More ››
11 - Patient: How much to
have this tooth
Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100.... More ››
12 - A dentist, after completing work on a patient,
came to him begging.
Dentist: Could you help m... More ››
13 - Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist
complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were fall... More ››
14 - Fred's mother was on the
telephone to the
boy's dentist. "I don't understand it," she
complain... More ››
15 - Dentist begging the patient: Could you help
Could you give out a few of your loudest, most p... More ››
16 - "I came in to
make an appointment with the
dentist." said the man to the receptionist.
"I'm s... More ››
17 - Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth,
but don't worry it will take just five minutes.
Patie... More ››
18 - "I came in to make an appointment with the
the man to the receptionist." "I'm sor... More ››
19 - Pardon me for a moment,
please," said the
dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this
wo... More ››
20 - "Did you get
your money?" ask the wife of
the dentist who had just return from the
delinquent... More ››
21 - I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted
yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dent... More ››
22 - Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth
"Twenty thousand bucks" Patient h... More ››
23 - How many dentists does it take to change a
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic... More ››
24 - A patient asked the dentist, if it
nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mo... More ››
25 - Dentist: Just
let me finish and you will
be another man after these cosmetic
Pati... More ››
26 - Young
lady to father "Daddy, when I grow
up shall I become a heart-doctor or
a tooth-doctor "... More ››
27 - Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who,
slightest touch, caused you to thrill and t... More ››
28 - Young Charlie
to dentist's sexy chariside
assistant "Aha ! Are you the lady
orthodontist ?".... More ››
29 - Patient: "It must be
tough spending all
day with your hands in someone's mouth."
Dentist: "I ju... More ››
30 - Nigel: You said
the school dentist would
be painless, but he wasn't.
Teacher: Did he hurt you?... More ››
31 - Why was the man arrested for looking at sets
of dentures in a dentist's
Because it was... More ››
32 - believe that the members of the dental
profession are the only men who can tell a women to open... More ››
33 - Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever
Assistant: Why don't you marry her?
Dentist:... More ››
34 - Why are you laughing?
My dentist just
pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh
ab... More ››
35 - Patient:
Doctor, I am very nervous. You
know, this is my first extraction.
Young dentist: Don't... More ››
36 - Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking
and I keep needing to eat doctors.
Doctor... More ››
37 - Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give
no discount for empty
spaces when cleaning and poli... More ››
38 - Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the
and silver in my mouth?
Dentist: Don't smile i... More ››
39 - As the judge said to the dentist: Do you
swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing b... More ››
40 - I'm suffering from bad breath
do something about it!
I just sent my wife to... More ››
41 - Papa, why is it that dentists call their
offices dental parlors?"
"Because they are drawing-rooms... More ››
42 - Patient:Do you extract teeth
Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated m... More ››
43 - Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth
wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand... More ››
44 - Patient: Hey, that tooth
wasn't the one I wanted pulled.
Dentist: Relax, I'm coming... More ››
45 - Father: Don't you feel better now
you've gone to the dentist?
Son: Sure do. He wasn't in.... More ››
46 - Did you hear about the dentist who planted a
A month later he was picking his teeth... More ››
47 - Anyone know the six most frightening words in
the world ??? "The Dentist will see you now."... More ››
48 - What did the tooth say to the departing
dentist?...Fill me in when you get back... More ››
49 - What did the
werewolf eat after he'd had
his teeth taken out?
The dentist.... More ››
50 - Why does a dentist seem moody?
always looks down in the mouth.... More ››
51 - What game did the dentist play
was a child?...Caps and robbers... More ››
52 - Who has
the most dangerous job in
Dracula's dentist.... More ››
53 - At what time do most people go to the
At tooth-hurty (2:30).... More ››
54 - What time is it when you have to go to the
Tooth Hurty !... More ››
55 - Why do people dislike going to
Because he is boring.... More ››
56 - What was the dentist doing in
for the Root Canal... More ››
57 - What did the dentist say to the
computer?...This won't hurt a byte... More ››
58 - What did the dentist say to the
"You have a hole in one. "... More ››
59 - What does a dentist do on a
coaster?...He braces himself... More ››
60 - Why do dentists like
they are so filling.... More ››
61 - Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the
filling station... More ››
62 - What is a drill team?
A group of dentists
who work together.... More ››
63 - What to do you call an old dentist?
long in the tooth... More ››
64 - What did the dentist see at the
Pole?...A molar bear... More ››
65 - What does
the dentist of the year get?...A
little plaque.... More ››
66 - What do you call the Scottish dentist
Phil McCavity !... More ››
67 - Dentist: Don't worry. I'm
Patient: I'm not.... More ››
68 - What is a dentist's office?
station.... More ››