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dentist JOKES (random)

I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?
That's right, Sir.
So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend?
That was my dentist.

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 10 - While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding... More ››
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 12 - A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help m... More ››
 13 - Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were fall... More ››
 14 - Fred's mother was on the telephone to the boy's dentist. "I don't understand it," she complain... More ››
 15 - Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most p... More ››
 16 - "I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist. "I'm s... More ››
 17 - Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patie... More ››
 18 - "I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist." "I'm sor... More ››
 19 - Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this wo... More ››
 20 - "Did you get your money?" ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent... More ››
 21 - I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dent... More ››
 22 - Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient h... More ››
 23 - How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to administer the anaesthetic... More ››
 24 - A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn't nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mo... More ››
 25 - Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Pati... More ››
 26 - Young lady to father "Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor "... More ››
 27 - Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and t... More ››
 28 - Young Charlie to dentist's sexy chariside assistant "Aha ! Are you the lady orthodontist ?".... More ››
 29 - Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth." Dentist: "I ju... More ››
 30 - Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn't. Teacher: Did he hurt you?... More ››
 31 - Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? Because it was... More ››
 32 - believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open... More ››
 33 - Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved. Assistant: Why don't you marry her? Dentist:... More ››
 34 - Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh ab... More ››
 35 - Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction. Young dentist: Don't... More ››
 36 - Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor... More ››
 37 - Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and poli... More ››
 38 - Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth? Dentist: Don't smile i... More ››
 39 - As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing b... More ››
 40 - I'm suffering from bad breath You should do something about it! I did. I just sent my wife to... More ››
 41 - Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?" "Because they are drawing-rooms... More ››
 42 - Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly? Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated m... More ››
 43 - Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand... More ››
 44 - Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasn't the one I wanted pulled. Dentist: Relax, I'm coming... More ››
 45 - Father: Don't you feel better now that you've gone to the dentist? Son: Sure do. He wasn't in.... More ››
 46 - Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?... A month later he was picking his teeth... More ››
 47 - Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? "The Dentist will see you now."... More ››
 48 - What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in when you get back... More ››
 49 - What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out? The dentist.... More ››
 50 - Why does a dentist seem moody? Because he always looks down in the mouth.... More ››
 51 - What game did the dentist play when she was a child?...Caps and robbers... More ››
 52 - Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? Dracula's dentist.... More ››
 53 - At what time do most people go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty (2:30).... More ››
 54 - What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ? Tooth Hurty !... More ››
 55 - Why do people dislike going to the dentist? Because he is boring.... More ››
 56 - What was the dentist doing in Panama?...Looking for the Root Canal... More ››
 57 - What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won't hurt a byte... More ››
 58 - What did the dentist say to the golfer? "You have a hole in one. "... More ››
 59 - What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself... More ››
 60 - Why do dentists like potatoes? Because they are so filling.... More ››
 61 - Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station... More ››
 62 - What is a drill team? A group of dentists who work together.... More ››
 63 - What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth... More ››
 64 - What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear... More ››
 65 - What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque.... More ››
 66 - What do you call the Scottish dentist ? Phil McCavity !... More ››
 67 - Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless. Patient: I'm not.... More ››
 68 - What is a dentist's office? A filling station.... More ››
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