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dentist JOKES (random)

"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist." "I'm sorry sir." she replied.
"He's out right now, but..." "Thank you." interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient.
"When will he be out again ?"

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 1 - "Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !"... More ››
 2 - A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don... More ››
 3 - "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boy's tooth.... More ››
 4 - A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth. Patient: Doctor, I have yellow te... More ››
 5 - Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist? Because they fought both tooth and na... More ››
 6 - What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you.... More ››
 7 - Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?...He was already taking out a tooth... More ››
 8 - What do you call a dentist in the army ? A drill sergeant !... More ››
 9 - A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines h... More ››
 10 - While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding... More ››
 11 - Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100.... More ››
 12 - A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help m... More ››
 13 - Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were fall... More ››
 14 - Fred's mother was on the telephone to the boy's dentist. "I don't understand it," she complain... More ››
 15 - Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most p... More ››
 16 - "I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist. "I'm s... More ››
 17 - Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patie... More ››
 18 - "I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist." "I'm sor... More ››
 19 - Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this wo... More ››
 20 - "Did you get your money?" ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent... More ››
 21 - I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dent... More ››
 22 - Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient h... More ››
 23 - How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to administer the anaesthetic... More ››
 24 - A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn't nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mo... More ››
 25 - Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Pati... More ››
 26 - Young lady to father "Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor "... More ››
 27 - Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and t... More ››
 28 - Young Charlie to dentist's sexy chariside assistant "Aha ! Are you the lady orthodontist ?".... More ››
 29 - Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth." Dentist: "I ju... More ››
 30 - Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn't. Teacher: Did he hurt you?... More ››
 31 - Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? Because it was... More ››
 32 - believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open... More ››
 33 - Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved. Assistant: Why don't you marry her? Dentist:... More ››
 34 - Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh ab... More ››
 35 - Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction. Young dentist: Don't... More ››
 36 - Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor... More ››
 37 - Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and poli... More ››
 38 - Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth? Dentist: Don't smile i... More ››
 39 - As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing b... More ››
 40 - I'm suffering from bad breath You should do something about it! I did. I just sent my wife to... More ››
 41 - Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?" "Because they are drawing-rooms... More ››
 42 - Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly? Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated m... More ››
 43 - Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand... More ››
 44 - Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasn't the one I wanted pulled. Dentist: Relax, I'm coming... More ››
 45 - Father: Don't you feel better now that you've gone to the dentist? Son: Sure do. He wasn't in.... More ››
 46 - Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?... A month later he was picking his teeth... More ››
 47 - Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? "The Dentist will see you now."... More ››
 48 - What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in when you get back... More ››
 49 - What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out? The dentist.... More ››
 50 - Why does a dentist seem moody? Because he always looks down in the mouth.... More ››
 51 - What game did the dentist play when she was a child?...Caps and robbers... More ››
 52 - Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? Dracula's dentist.... More ››
 53 - At what time do most people go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty (2:30).... More ››
 54 - What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ? Tooth Hurty !... More ››
 55 - Why do people dislike going to the dentist? Because he is boring.... More ››
 56 - What was the dentist doing in Panama?...Looking for the Root Canal... More ››
 57 - What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won't hurt a byte... More ››
 58 - What did the dentist say to the golfer? "You have a hole in one. "... More ››
 59 - What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself... More ››
 60 - Why do dentists like potatoes? Because they are so filling.... More ››
 61 - Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station... More ››
 62 - What is a drill team? A group of dentists who work together.... More ››
 63 - What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth... More ››
 64 - What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear... More ››
 65 - What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque.... More ››
 66 - What do you call the Scottish dentist ? Phil McCavity !... More ››
 67 - Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless. Patient: I'm not.... More ››
 68 - What is a dentist's office? A filling station.... More ››
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