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The Best Dinosaur Jokes: |
| 1) How can you tell a male
dinosaur from a
female dinosaur?
Ask... Show more |
| 2) Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle
between two and fou... Show more |
| 3) Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur
with
headphones o... Show more |
| 4) Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road
anymore?
A: Becau... Show more |
| 5) How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting
your house?
His tri... Show more |
| 6) Q: Why didn't the T-rex
skeleton attack
the museum visitors?... Show more |
| 7) Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use
for the
floor of... Show more |
| 8) Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw
the volcano explode?... Show more |
| 9) Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her
blouse making
busin... Show more |
| 10) Why don't more dinosaurs join the police
force?
They can't h... Show more |
| 11) What's red on the
outside and green on
the inside?
A dinosau... Show more |
| 12) Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A:
Because the chicken... Show more |
| 13) Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the
factory?
A: Because she... Show more |
| 14) What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you
awake at
night ?... Show more |
| 15) Q: What do you get when you put a bomb
and a dinosaur togethe... Show more |
| 16) Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?
To make
sure they don't step on... Show more |
| 17) Q: What do you get
when dinosaurs crash
their cars?
A: Tyran... Show more |
| 18) Q1: What vehicle does
T-Rex use to go
from planet to planet?... Show more |
| 19) Why does a dinosaur have cracks
between
his toes?
To carry h... Show more |
| 20) Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a
pillow?
A: Down... Show more |
| 21) Q: What's green and purple and goes up and
down?
A: Barney i... Show more |
| 22) Why do dinosaurs climb trees?
There's
nothing else to climb in... Show more |
| 23) Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur
family called?
A... Show more |
| 24) Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's
Dog?
A: Do-ya-think-he-... Show more |
| 25) What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur
with a pig?
Jur... Show more |
| 26) What are prehistoric monsters called when
they
sleep ?
A din... Show more |
| 27) Q: Why did the T-Rex eat
hamburgers?
A: Because he is a meat... Show more |
| 28) Why don't dinosaurs take ballet
lessons?
They outgrew their le... Show more |
| 29) Why did the dinosaur walk on two
legs?
To give the ants a ch... Show more |
| 30) Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?
A: Stegosaur-rus... Show more |
| 31) Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
A:
Do-ya-think-he-saurus... Show more |
| 32) Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?
A:
Tyrannosaurus Flex.... Show more |
| 33) Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?
A: Bronco-saurus!... Show more |
| 34) Why does a
dinosaur climb a tree?
To
get in his nest.... Show more |
| 35) Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes?
A: A
tri-syrup-tops.... Show more |
| 36) Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
A:
Tea Rex?... Show more |
| 37) What followed the dinosaur ?
It's tail
!... Show more |
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