1 - Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use
floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles... More ››
2 - Why don't more dinosaurs join the police
They can't hide behind billboards.... More ››
3 - Q: What do you get when you put a bomb
and a dinosaur together?
A: Dino-mite.... More ››
4 - What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur
with a pig?
Jurassic pork!... More ››
5 - How can you tell a male
dinosaur from a
Ask it a question. If he answers, it's... More ››
6 - Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle
between two and four in the afternoon?
That's when di... More ››
7 - Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur
A: Anything you want. He can't... More ››
8 - Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road
A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extin... More ››
9 - How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting
His tricycle will be parked outside.... More ››
10 - Q: Why didn't the T-rex
the museum visitors?
A: Because she had no guts!... More ››
11 - Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw
the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!... More ››
12 - Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her
A: Try Sara's Tops... More ››
13 - What's red on the
outside and green on
A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.... More ››
14 - Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.... More ››
15 - Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the
A: Because she was a plant eater!... More ››
16 - What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you
Bronto-snore-us !... More ››
17 - Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?
sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.... More ››
18 - Q: What do you get
when dinosaurs crash
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!... More ››
19 - Q1: What vehicle does
T-Rex use to go
from planet to planet?
A: A Dinosaucer... More ››
20 - Why does a dinosaur have cracks
To carry his library card.... More ››
21 - Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a
A: Down in the mouth!... More ››
22 - Q: What's green and purple and goes up and
A: Barney in an elevator.... More ››
23 - Why do dinosaurs climb trees?
nothing else to climb in the jungle.... More ››
24 - Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur
A: Ptera Don... More ››
25 - Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.... More ››
26 - What are prehistoric monsters called when
A dinosnore !... More ››
27 - Q: Why did the T-Rex eat
A: Because he is a meat eater!... More ››
28 - Why don't dinosaurs take ballet
They outgrew their leotards.... More ››
29 - Why did the dinosaur walk on two
To give the ants a chance.... More ››
30 - Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?
A: Stegosaur-rust!... More ››
31 - Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
Do-ya-think-he-saurus.... More ››
32 - Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?
Tyrannosaurus Flex.... More ››
33 - Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?
A: Bronco-saurus!... More ››
34 - Why does a
dinosaur climb a tree?
get in his nest.... More ››
35 - Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes?
tri-syrup-tops.... More ››
36 - Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
Tea Rex?... More ››
37 - What followed the dinosaur ?
!... More ››