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| 1) A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin you... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolut... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce unt... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) Miss DeAngelo was a none-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with d... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthd... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his voice, asks to speak to himself.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly re... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) Ruby Alice walked up to the desk of a Bowling Green motel and signed the register... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of the divorce decree, the jud... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) A ninety-year-old couple decide to get a divorce. They go to the judge and say, "... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed calle... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) Two men are talking. The first sez, "I got married because I was tired of eating... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for a divorce from her husband in 1949... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) Regardless of what you may hear, there's still many women these days who are exc... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) Did you hear about the lawyer whose divorce ended up in a nasty custody fight abo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. The sockets... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the soc... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) Question: What's the major cause of divorce? Answer: Once is not enough.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) Question: Why is divorce so expensive? Answer: Because it's worth it.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) Q: Why do divorced men get married again? A: Bad memory.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
