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Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common? A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...

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THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY divorce JOKES:

 1 - Q: Why do divorced men get married again? A: Bad memory.... More ››
 2 - A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his voice, asks to speak to himself. "Sorry, he... More ››
 3 - My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.... More ››
 4 - A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds... More ››
 5 - A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. H... More ››
 6 - An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I ha... More ››
 7 - A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning yo... More ››
 8 - Miss DeAngelo was a none-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of beco... More ››
 9 - Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn'... More ››
 10 - A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some pape... More ››
 11 - Ruby Alice walked up to the desk of a Bowling Green motel and signed the register with the let... More ››
 12 - The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husban... More ››
 13 - Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of the divorce decree, the judge turned to th... More ››
 14 - A ninety-year-old couple decide to get a divorce. They go to the judge and say, "Judge, we want... More ››
 15 - A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday.... More ››
 16 - With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed called "Marriage Ano... More ››
 17 - Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on the grounds that h... More ››
 18 - Two men are talking. The first sez, "I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning... More ››
 19 - Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for a divorce from her husband in 1949 on grounds of d... More ››
 20 - Regardless of what you may hear, there's still many women these days who are excellent "houseke... More ››
 21 - I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures... More ››
 22 - Did you hear about the lawyer whose divorce ended up in a nasty custody fight about a dog? When... More ››
 23 - Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common? A. Someone's g... More ››
 24 - What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you... More ››
 25 - Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. The sockets all went with... More ››
 26 - Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the sockets go with th... More ››
 27 - A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.... More ››
 28 - Question: What's the major cause of divorce? Answer: Once is not enough.... More ››
 29 - Question: Why is divorce so expensive? Answer: Because it's worth it.... More ››
 30 - Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage.... More ››
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