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The Best Divorce Jokes: |
| 1) A married couple is driving down the
interstate doing
55 mph. The husband is behi... Read On » |
| 2) An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New
York and says, "I
hate to ruin you... Read On » |
| 3) A husband and wife were having dinner at a
very
fine restaurant when this absolut... Read On » |
| 4) I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His
wife
won't give him a
divorce unt... Read On » |
| 5) A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her
pending divorce, and asked, "What... Read On » |
| 6) Miss DeAngelo was a
none-too-bright young
woman who had moved to Hollywood with d... Read On » |
| 7) Ralph was driving home one evening and
realized that it was his daughter's birthd... Read On » |
| 8) A
guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising
his voice, asks to speak to
himself.... Read On » |
| 9) A man appears before a judge one day, asking
for a divorce.
The judge quietly re... Read On » |
| 10) Ruby Alice walked up to
the desk of a
Bowling Green motel and signed the register... Read On » |
| 11) The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy
Yuppette complained to
the Judge... Read On » |
| 12) Staring down from the bench to announce the
terms of the
divorce decree, the jud... Read On » |
| 13) A ninety-year-old couple decide
to get a
divorce. They go to the judge and say, "... Read On » |
| 14) A middle-aged
Jewish guy is out to dinner
with his wife to celebrate her fortieth... Read On » |
| 15) With the divorce rate so high in America, a
new organization has been
formed calle... Read On » |
| 16) Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman
petitions the
court for a
divorce on the... Read On » |
| 17) Two
men are talking. The first sez, "I got
married because I was tired
of eating... Read On » |
| 18) Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for
a divorce from her
husband in 1949... Read On » |
| 19) Regardless of what you may hear, there's still
many women
these days
who are exc... Read On » |
| 20) Did you hear about the lawyer whose divorce
ended up
in a nasty custody fight abo... Read On » |
| 21) Q. What do a hurricane, a
tornado, and
a
redneck divorce all have in common?... Read On » |
| 22) What do a
hurricane, a tornado, a fire and
a divorce have in common?
They are... Read On » |
| 23) Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a
lightbulb ?
A: None. The sockets... Read On » |
| 24) Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: None, the soc... Read On » |
| 25) A friend
of mine just got divorced. He and
his ex-wife split the
house. He got t... Read On » |
| 26) My husband and I divorced over
religious
differences.
He thought he was God, and... Read On » |
| 27) Question: What's the
major cause of
divorce?
Answer: Once is not enough.... Read On » |
| 28) Question: Why is divorce so
expensive?
Answer: Because it's worth it.... Read On » |
| 29) Q: Why do divorced men get married
again?
A: Bad memory.... Read On » |
| 30) Definition of Divorce: The future tense of
marriage.... Read On » |