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The Best Divorce Jokes: |
| 1) A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her
pending divorc... Show more |
| 2) A married couple is driving down the
interstate doing
55 mph.... Show more |
| 3) An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New
York and says, "... Show more |
| 4) A husband and wife were having dinner at a
very
fine restaura... Show more |
| 5) Miss DeAngelo was a
none-too-bright young
woman who had moved... Show more |
| 6) Ralph was driving home one evening and
realized that it was h... Show more |
| 7) A
guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising
his voice, asks to... Show more |
| 8) A man appears before a judge one day, asking
for a divorce.... Show more |
| 9) Ruby Alice walked up to
the desk of a
Bowling Green motel and... Show more |
| 10) The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy
Yuppette compl... Show more |
| 11) Staring down from the bench to announce the
terms of the
div... Show more |
| 12) A ninety-year-old couple decide
to get a
divorce. They go to... Show more |
| 13) A middle-aged
Jewish guy is out to dinner
with his wife to ce... Show more |
| 14) With the divorce rate so high in America, a
new organization ha... Show more |
| 15) Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman
petitions the
court f... Show more |
| 16) Two
men are talking. The first sez, "I got
married because I... Show more |
| 17) Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for
a divorce from he... Show more |
| 18) Regardless of what you may hear, there's still
many women
the... Show more |
| 19) I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His
wife
won't giv... Show more |
| 20) Did you hear about the lawyer whose divorce
ended up
in a nas... Show more |
| 21) Q. What do a hurricane, a
tornado, and
a
redneck divorce all... Show more |
| 22) What do a
hurricane, a tornado, a fire and
a divorce have in... Show more |
| 23) Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a
lightbulb ?... Show more |
| 24) Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw
in a light bul... Show more |
| 25) A friend
of mine just got divorced. He and
his ex-wife split... Show more |
| 26) My husband and I divorced over
religious
differences.
He tho... Show more |
| 27) Question: What's the
major cause of
divorce?
Answer: Once i... Show more |
| 28) Question: Why is divorce so
expensive?
Answer: Because it's... Show more |
| 29) Q: Why do divorced men get married
again?
A: Bad memory.... Show more |
| 30) Definition of Divorce: The future tense of
marriage.... Show more |