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1) A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign... Show more
2) A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said "Sorry mate... Show more
3) Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The f... Show more
4) A man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, "Psss... Show more
5) Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously kno... Show more
6) Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and on... Show more
7) Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed... Show more
8) A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to r... Show more
9) A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dog... Show more
10) A man and his son were shovelling the driveway after a heavy... Show more
11) The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gon... Show more
12) A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to completel... Show more
13) A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and... Show more
14) Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smart... Show more
15) Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never... Show more
16) A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe... Show more
17) I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to... Show more
18) A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walke... Show more
19) What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the fa... Show more
20) Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round b... Show more
21) What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ? A d... Show more
22) My dog is great at math. Really ? Ask him how much is two m... Show more
23) Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematici... Show more
24) What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a lar... Show more
25) Why did the dog sleep so poorly? By mistake he plugged his ele... Show more
26) When George Washington was a general, why did he like to have... Show more
27) What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed... Show more
28) Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go... Show more
29) What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm do... Show more
30) What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm do... Show more
31) Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Cle... Show more
32) If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching band, what's h... Show more
33) How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having s... Show more
34) How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having s... Show more
35) Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund?... Show more
36) How do you make a dog float? Take two scoops of ice cream, a... Show more
37) How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ? Put you... Show more
38) Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It alw... Show more
39) What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ? A dog that ca... Show more
40) When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what should you... Show more
41) What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ? I d... Show more
42) What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions? A Chihu... Show more
43) What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ? A dog... Show more
44) How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set... Show more
45) What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo? A dog th... Show more
46) What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox? If you d... Show more
47) What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming d... Show more
48) What is black and white and red all over? A Chihuahua in a tu... Show more
49) Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a... Show more
50) What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ? An anima... Show more
51) When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into... Show more
52) What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table... Show more
53) Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye? Someone bumped his el... Show more
54) What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machi... Show more
55) Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger?... Show more
56) Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they di... Show more
57) What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His b... Show more
58) What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?... Show more
59) Q: When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a... Show more
60) What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ? A dog tha... Show more
61) What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn't matter what y... Show more
62) Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts d... Show more
63) Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua:... Show more
64) What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?... Show more
65) Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks? Because their head... Show more
66) What did the dog do with the history professor? They got toget... Show more
67) Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his h... Show more
68) Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise? Because t... Show more
69) Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not poli... Show more
70) What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from... Show more
71) What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?... Show more
72) Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite... Show more
73) Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? -... Show more
74) Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down? One g... Show more
75) Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when h... Show more
76) Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats anything. Es... Show more
77) What did the dog take when he was run down? The license number... Show more
78) What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A he... Show more
79) Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A: Because you can... Show more
80) What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories... Show more
81) Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he... Show more
82) What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A L... Show more
83) What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ? A sheep tha... Show more
84) What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen... Show more
85) Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because t... Show more
86) What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner... Show more
87) What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headph... Show more
88) What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, bu... Show more
89) What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy inte... Show more
90) How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard? Put h... Show more
91) Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua... Show more
92) When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs? Only when th... Show more
93) Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of it's face? - A: Becau... Show more
94) What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ?... Show more
95) What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?... Show more
96) Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? - A: I... Show more
97) Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ? Because they mess u... Show more
98) What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon? He w... Show more
99) What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your... Show more
100) How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road? It was using a... Show more
101) Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to mak... Show more
102) Why does a d dog scratch himself? He is the only one that know... Show more
103) Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?... Show more
104) Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ? Because you can't bur... Show more
105) I just spotted a Chihuahua! That wasn't very nice, you should... Show more
106) How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used... Show more
107) Alsation: I'll see you shortly. Chihuahua: Okay, but don't ca... Show more
108) Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the ch... Show more
109) Why did the dog wear white sneakers ? Because his boots were a... Show more
110) What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That... Show more
111) What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ? The c... Show more
112) What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ?... Show more
113) What is worse than a dog howling at the moon? Two dogs howli... Show more
114) What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That... Show more
115) How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?... Show more
116) What dog would you want on your American football team? A g... Show more
117) What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird? A Do... Show more
118) What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothe... Show more
119) Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ? Cats... Show more
120) What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails? A... Show more
121) What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints? Wit... Show more
122) Why do dogs wag their tails ? "Because no one else will do i... Show more
123) How many seasons are there in a dogs life ? Just one, the moul... Show more
124) Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape? He was... Show more
125) Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who sh... Show more
126) What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stol... Show more
127) What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ? A mut... Show more
128) What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A dou... Show more
129) Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone... Show more
130) Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers? They have... Show more
131) What wears a black, white, and tan coat but has no hair? A... Show more
132) Q: What has got four legs and an arm? - A: A Rottweiler in a... Show more
133) What is black and white and red all over? A Dalmatian with a b... Show more
134) What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of? A Doberma... Show more
135) What kind of dog can you best see in the dark? A glowberman... Show more
136) How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ? Melon... Show more
137) Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard? They're... Show more
138) Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on whe... Show more
139) Alsation: How did you find the fleas? Beagle: I didn't! They... Show more
140) Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a... Show more
141) Q: Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one else will do it... Show more
142) What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-... Show more
143) Where do you usually find dogs? It all depends on where you lo... Show more
144) Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its ow... Show more
145) How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None. They are all on the... Show more
146) Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? A. "Rough... Show more
147) What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684? The wrong... Show more
148) What should you do if you see a vicious dog? Hope he doesn't s... Show more
149) Why did the dog run in circles? He was a watchdog and needed w... Show more
150) What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? The Philadelphia B... Show more
151) What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant? A... Show more
152) What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Be... Show more
153) What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water? A hot-w... Show more
154) What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? "Well, doggo... Show more
155) What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ? A jet set... Show more
156) Why do dogs run in circles ? Because its hard to run in squa... Show more
157) What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer? Woofl... Show more
158) What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an h... Show more
159) What dogs are best for sending telegrams ? Wire haired terrier... Show more
160) What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments? L... Show more
161) What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather? A faint Bern... Show more
162) Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to chase the catf... Show more
163) Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing ca... Show more
164) Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog barking in a mirr... Show more
165) Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays ban... Show more
166) What is a dog's favourite food ? Anything that is on your plat... Show more
167) What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up? A d... Show more
168) Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howlowe... Show more
169) Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetit... Show more
170) Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper? - A: RUF...