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The Best E Mail Jokes: |
| 1) I tried to send an e-mail and broke my
computer.
How do you ma... Show more |
| 2) Pupil:
Sir, would you mind e-mailing my
exam results to my pa... Show more |
| 3) Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils
that
I'm ugly!
P... Show more |
| 4) What should you do if you get lots of e-mails
saying,
'What's... Show more |
| 5) Do you send e-mails on your home
computer?
What's the point?... Show more |
| 6) Why did the internit paint his
computer
screen in little blac... Show more |
| 7) I've
lost my dog!
Have you tried
putting a message on the In... Show more |
| 8) What did Hamlet say when he was
thinking of
sending a message... Show more |
| 9) Why don't you stamp e-mails?
Because your
foot would go right... Show more |
| 10) Why didn't the internit get any
e-mail?
Because his e-dog ke... Show more |
| 11) Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to
the orange?
Because... Show more |
| 12) Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his
PC?
Because i... Show more |
| 13) Why was the hen banned from sending
e-mails?
She was always us... Show more |
| 14) Why do church bells
never send
e-mails?
They'd rather give e... Show more |
| 15) How does Robin hood send messages around
Sherwood Forest?
By... Show more |
| 16) What do robots put at the bottom of their
e-mails?
Yours tin-s... Show more |
| 17) What do werewolves put at the bottom of their
e-mails?
Beast... Show more |
| 18) What do vampires put at the bottom of their
e-mails?
Best vi... Show more |
| 19) When do e-mails stop being in black
and
white?
When they are... Show more |
| 20) Why don't vikings send e-mails?
They prefer
to use Norse code.... Show more |
| 21) How do long distance runners send e-mail?
On
the sprin-ternet.... Show more |
| 22) How come you
never write e-mails?
I'd
rather send a note!... Show more |
| 23) How do really posh dogs send messages?
By
predigree-mail.... Show more |
| 24) How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?
By
Spaghett-e-mail!... Show more |
| 25) How does James Bond type e-mails?
With his
goldfinger.... Show more |
| 26) How do whales type e-mails?
With their fish
fingers.... Show more |
| 27) How do Indian chiefs send messages?
By
teepee-mail!... Show more |
| 28) How do footballers send messages?
By
referee-mail.... Show more |
| 29) How do athletes send e-mails?
On the
Inter-sweat.... Show more |
| 30) How do comedians send messages?
By tee-hee
mail.... Show more |
| 31) How do sheep sign their e-mails?
Ewes
sincerely.... Show more |
| 32) How do mountainers send messages?
By
ski-mail.... Show more |
| 33) I just sent my first
e-mail.
Kongratulations!... Show more |
| 34) How do writers send e-mail?
On the
Inkernet.... Show more |
| 35) How do dolphins send messages?
By
sea-mail.... Show more |
| 36) How do skunks like their e-mails?
Scent.... Show more |
| 37) How do wasps send messages?
By bee-mail.... Show more |
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