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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to check his e-mail.

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THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY e mail JOKES:

 1 - I've lost my dog! Have you tried putting a message on the Internet? Don't be silly, my dog nev... More ››
 2 - What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely.... More ››
 3 - I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer. How do you manage that? I think it was when I t... More ››
 4 - Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents d... More ››
 5 - Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise... More ››
 6 - What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, 'What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?' Check f... More ››
 7 - Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along wit... More ››
 8 - Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to... More ››
 9 - What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message? To e or not to e, that is the qu... More ››
 10 - Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!... More ››
 11 - Why didn't the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.... More ››
 12 - Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.... More ››
 13 - Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.... More ››
 14 - Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language.... More ››
 15 - Why do church bells never send e-mails? They'd rather give each other a ring.... More ››
 16 - How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest? By tree mail!... More ››
 17 - What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails? Beast wishes.... More ››
 18 - What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails? Best viscious.... More ››
 19 - When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read.... More ››
 20 - Why don't vikings send e-mails? They prefer to use Norse code.... More ››
 21 - How do long distance runners send e-mail? On the sprin-ternet.... More ››
 22 - How come you never write e-mails? I'd rather send a note!... More ››
 23 - How do really posh dogs send messages? By predigree-mail.... More ››
 24 - How do Italian Chefs swap recipes? By Spaghett-e-mail!... More ››
 25 - How does James Bond type e-mails? With his goldfinger.... More ››
 26 - How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers.... More ››
 27 - How do Indian chiefs send messages? By teepee-mail!... More ››
 28 - How do footballers send messages? By referee-mail.... More ››
 29 - How do athletes send e-mails? On the Inter-sweat.... More ››
 30 - How do comedians send messages? By tee-hee mail.... More ››
 31 - How do sheep sign their e-mails? Ewes sincerely.... More ››
 32 - How do mountainers send messages? By ski-mail.... More ››
 33 - I just sent my first e-mail. Kongratulations!... More ››
 34 - How do writers send e-mail? On the Inkernet.... More ››
 35 - How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail.... More ››
 36 - How do skunks like their e-mails? Scent.... More ››
 37 - How do wasps send messages? By bee-mail.... More ››
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