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Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !



 
     
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1) It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephan... Show more
2) An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he... Show more
3) 'We're going to play elephants and circuses,' said a little b... Show more
4) Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing"... Show more
5) A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The... Show more
6) Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write... Show more
7) Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway... Show more
8) Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a... Show more
9) Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they s... Show more
10) What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad wea... Show more
11) How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two in the front,... Show more
12) What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of pape... Show more
13) What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it... Show more
14) Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?... Show more
15) What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An... Show more
16) Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don... Show more
17) Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly? Because if they wer... Show more
18) What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't... Show more
19) Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? B... Show more
20) What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?... Show more
21) What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days... Show more
22) Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Bec... Show more
23) Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?" Pupil:"... Show more
24) What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ? Hav... Show more
25) What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get... Show more
26) What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Any... Show more
27) What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothi... Show more
28) What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in t... Show more
29) What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indi... Show more
30) What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up whe... Show more
31) What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as t... Show more
32) What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An ele... Show more
33) How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? Y... Show more
34) Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard... Show more
35) What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Bi... Show more
36) What did the elephant say to the famous detective ? It's ele... Show more
37) What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tai... Show more
38) Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're eas... Show more
39) How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mous... Show more
40) What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a... Show more
41) Why don't elephants like martinis? Have you ever tried to get... Show more
42) Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car? A: Everyo... Show more
43) What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?... Show more
44) Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Becau... Show more
45) What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable... Show more
46) Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hi... Show more
47) How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf... Show more
48) What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An... Show more
49) How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever s... Show more
50) Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?... Show more
51) What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephant... Show more
52) What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneeze... Show more
53) How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get... Show more
54) How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and... Show more
55) Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't rem... Show more
56) Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the... Show more
57) Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they would look silly c... Show more
58) What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants... Show more
59) What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Lo... Show more
60) Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was... Show more
61) What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here... Show more
62) What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ? A jet pro... Show more
63) How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the ma... Show more
64) Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot... Show more
65) How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it... Show more
66) What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ? T... Show more
67) Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant... Show more
68) When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? When it's a b... Show more
69) Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they've no pockets to p... Show more
70) How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way tha... Show more
71) What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one a... Show more
72) What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ? On... Show more
73) What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ? An elephan... Show more
74) What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washin... Show more
75) What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbr... Show more
76) Teacher: "Name six wild animals" Pupil:"Four elephants and t... Show more
77) Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up... Show more
78) What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare... Show more
79) Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephan... Show more
80) Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the eleph... Show more
81) What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its... Show more
82) What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ?... Show more
83) What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in... Show more
84) What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six wee... Show more
85) Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to... Show more
86) What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terr... Show more
87) What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants, Noel-eph... Show more
88) Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow c... Show more
89) What's big and grey and wears a mask ? The elephantom of the o... Show more
90) Why do elephants jump across rivers? So they won't step on the... Show more
91) What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ? Cinderelepha... Show more
92) What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic... Show more
93) Why did the elephant eat the candle ? For light refreshment... Show more
94) What's blue and has big ears ? An elephant at the North Pole !... Show more
95) Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos !... Show more
96) What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !... Show more
97) Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!... Show more
98) What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !... Show more
99) What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !... Show more
100) What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !... Show more
101) My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !... Show more
102) How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !... Show more
103) What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !... Show more
104) What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !... Show more
105) What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet !... Show more
106) What's big, grey and flies straight up ? An elecopter !... Show more
107) How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !... Show more
108) What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep.... Show more
109) What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !... Show more
110) What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !... Show more
111) How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !... Show more
112) Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!... Show more
113) What's grey and lights up ? An electric elephant !... Show more
114) What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia... Show more
115) Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !... Show more

 

 

 

 

 

 
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