Put Elephant Jokes on your web pages!  Add to favorites  Home |
|
|
||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The Best Elephant Jokes: | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1) Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing", asked Jane. "Chas... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challe... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many littl... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) 'We're going to play elephants and circuses,' said a little boy at kindergarten,... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You kn... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an eleph... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motor... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars wi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two in the front, two in the back and... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ? You can't make... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it carries it's house,... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three c... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells yo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small round and wh... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ? One rarely bites and... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ? One is a weak one... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't h... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?" Pupil:"I don't know, nobody... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ? Have you ever tried to... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ? An elephant w... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the nig... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ? About... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 31) What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ? A get... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 32) What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack thei... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 33) What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 34) How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ic... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 35) Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried El... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 36) What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Aus... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 37) What did the elephant say to the famous detective ? It's ele-mentary, my dear Sh... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 38) What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 39) Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're easier to get at the ba... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 40) How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ? Try picking the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 41) What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ? Ann... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 42) Why don't elephants like martinis? Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 43) Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car? A: Everyone knows a Mercedes... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 44) What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ? A gooseberry is gre... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 45) Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheeta... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 46) What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo y... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 47) Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tre... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 48) How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autum... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 49) What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccup... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 50) How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephan... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 51) Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting we... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 52) What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ? The tusk fairy... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 53) What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 54) How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf..... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 55) How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 56) Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 57) Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 58) Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 59) What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 60) What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 61) Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was having a day off !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 62) What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 63) What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ? A jet propelled elephant !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 64) How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 65) Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 66) How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 67) What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ? Trunkquilizers !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 68) Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 69) When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? When it's a baby elephant !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 70) Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they've no pockets to put things in !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 71) How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way that he got in !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 72) What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 73) What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ? On television !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 74) What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ? An elephant's shadow !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 75) What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 76) What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 77) Teacher: "Name six wild animals" Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 78) Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 79) What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare parts !el... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 80) Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 81) Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 82) What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 83) What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 84) What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 85) What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 86) Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 87) What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 88) What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 89) Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 90) What's big and grey and wears a mask ? The elephantom of the opera !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 91) Why do elephants jump across rivers? So they won't step on the fish.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 92) What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ? Cinderelephant !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 93) What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 94) Why did the elephant eat the candle ? For light refreshment !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 95) What's blue and has big ears ? An elephant at the North Pole !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 96) Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 97) What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 98) Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 99) What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 100) What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 101) What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 102) My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 103) How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 104) What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 105) What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 106) What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 107) What's big, grey and flies straight up ? An elecopter !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 108) How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 109) What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 110) What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 111) What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 112) How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 113) What's grey and lights up ? An electric elephant !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 114) What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 115) Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
