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A visitor from
Holland was chatting with
his American friend and was jokingly explaining
about the red, white
and blue in the Netherlands flag.
"Our flag symbolizes our
taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk
about them, white when we get
our tax bill, and blue after we pay
them."
"That's the
same with us," the American said, "only we see stars,
too."
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| 1) Q: Why do
Greek men wear gold neck
chains?
A: So they know where to stop shaving... Read On » |
| 2) The Americans and Russians at the height of the
arms race
realized that if they c... Read On » |
| 3) Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God
went missing for seven days. Event... Read On » |
| 4) The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's
wives go shopping one day to a big de... Read On » |
| 5) An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow
are
hired at a construction site.... Read On » |
| 6) An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were
driving through the desert when th... Read On » |
| 7) There was once a Scotsman and an
Englishman
who lived next door to each other. Th... Read On » |
| 8) An old Native American wanted a loan for $500.
He approached his local banker. Th... Read On » |
| 9) A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself
in the back seat of a taxi cab on... Read On » |
| 10) Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington
for New York.
One sat in the window... Read On » |
| 11) There were
three men working at the top of
a building. One was Chinese, one was... Read On » |
| 12) A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker
were captured by
cannibals. The chief... Read On » |
| 13) Recently, Germany
conducted some scientific
exploration involving their best scie... Read On » |
| 14) Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an
Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen... Read On » |
| 15) There were three guys, a Torontonian, an
American and a
Newfoundlander. They were... Read On » |
| 16) An American, a
Jew and a Canadian were in a
terrible car accident. They were all... Read On » |
| 17) There was an
Irishman, an Englishman and
Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a... Read On » |
| 18) Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one
Scottish, are out walking
along the b... Read On » |
| 19) At the Russian War College, the general is a
guest lecturer and tells the class o... Read On » |
| 20) A prominent Polish scientist conducted very
important experiment. He trained a fl... Read On » |
| 21) Q: How many Polish-Americans does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
A: 170. One... Read On » |
| 22) An American
tourist in Moscow found himself
needing to get rid of a large supply... Read On » |
| 23) Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese
restaurant. "Sid," asked Al,
"are there any... Read On » |
| 24) An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were
without tickets for the opening ce... Read On » |
| 25) There was a Japanese man who went to America for
sightseeing. On
the last day, he... Read On » |
| 26) One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him
what he
wanted him to do.
Afte... Read On » |
| 27) Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3
astronauts to space for 2 years. One was... Read On » |
| 28) An old Indian lined up all of
his 10 little
Indian sons and stood in front of the... Read On » |
| 29) Q:
How many Canadians does it take to
change a lightbulb ?
A: Twelve. Four to f... Read On » |
| 30) An
American man, a Russian man, and an
African man were all up in a
hot-air bal... Read On » |
| 31) A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman
were
sitting in a pub discussing th... Read On » |
| 32) A US
Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal
alien in the bushes right by the
bo... Read On » |
| 33) A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal
alien in the
bushes right by the bord... Read On » |
| 34) Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German,
an American, and a Mexican, and... Read On » |
| 35) There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who
decided to try life in Australia.... Read On » |
| 36) An American businessman goes to Japan on a
business trip, but he hates Japanese f... Read On » |
| 37) Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes
to visit a
temple on a top of Mt. Ab... Read On » |
| 38) An Englishman, Frenchman,
Mexican, and Texan
were flying across country on a smal... Read On » |
| 39) A long time ago, Britain and France were at
war.
During one battle, The French c... Read On » |
| 40) Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were
stumbling home
late one night and fo... Read On » |
| 41) Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner
when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by.... Read On » |
| 42) There were
three Aggies; one crane operator,
one pole climber, one guide. The gui... Read On » |
| 43) A French guy, an American guy and a Cuban guy
are standing on a cliff. The French... Read On » |
| 44) An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the
first
time was being wined and dined b... Read On » |
| 45) This
small Latino man walks into a bar,
sits, and orders a beer. A big man
come... Read On » |
| 46) A family was visiting an Indian
reservation
when they happen upon an old tribesma... Read On » |
| 47) A tourist from the United
States of America
is at a resturant
in Havana. He tell... Read On » |
| 48) An insect falls into a mug of beer.
English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the... Read On » |
| 49) These two
newfies are building a house. One
of them is putting on the siding. He... Read On » |
| 50) Two Polish guys were taking their first train
trip to Warsaw on the train. A vend... Read On » |
| 51) When young Jose, newly arrived in the United
States,
made his first trip to Yanke... Read On » |
| 52) A
Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are
viewing a painting of Adam and Eve
frolic... Read On » |
| 53) A Brit, a Frenchman and a
Russian are
viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicki... Read On » |
| 54) An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are
wandering through the desert, hung... Read On » |
| 55) Q: How many Americans does it take to change a
lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to replace... Read On » |
| 56) Two Irishmen are sitting in a
bar. Mick's
looking particularly sad
and Patrick... Read On » |
| 57) The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and
said, "Bless me, Father, for I have... Read On » |
| 58) Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the
Wongs
have a new baby. The nurse brin... Read On » |
| 59) These four guys were walking down the street, a
Saudi, a
Russian, a North Korean,... Read On » |
| 60) There were three explorers, hiking through what
is now known as Canada.
"You... Read On » |
| 61) Three guys are debating about which of their
languages is the
most pleasing to th... Read On » |
| 62) Scorcher Murphy was selling his
house, and
put the matter in an agent's hands. Th... Read On » |
| 63) "Where's your pencil, Bud?" the teacher
asked an American boy who had just come t... Read On » |
| 64) A White man explaining to a Mexican man says
that there are three
words the Mexic... Read On » |
| 65) A visitor from
Holland was chatting with
his American friend and was jokingly exp... Read On » |
| 66) A Jewish
father has two kids who want to
sell lemonade on the street
corner for... Read On » |
| 67) A visitor from Holland was
chatting with
his American friend and was jokingly exp... Read On » |
| 68) Once there were two chinese
gentlemen named
Mr. Ho and Mr. Chen. They were neighb... Read On » |
| 69) These two Scottish characters are chatting. One
of them then pulls
out an expensi... Read On » |
| 70) A Texan, a Russian, and
a New Yorker go
into a restaurant in London.
''Excuse... Read On » |
| 71) A boy from France
comes to America. He
wants to learn some new words so he goes t... Read On » |
| 72) Q:
How many Italian-Americans does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
A: I dunno... Read On » |
| 73) An Irishman joined the
American Air Force
and was making his first parachute jump... Read On » |
| 74) Q: How many French
farmers does it take to
change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. Farme... Read On » |
| 75) Pat and
Mick landed themselves a job at a
sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat... Read On » |
| 76) A cop pulled up
two Irish drunks, and asked
to the first, "What's your name and... Read On » |
| 77) Q: How many Australians does it take to screw
in
a light bulb?
A: One, but you... Read On » |
| 78) Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw
mill.
Just before morning the one ye... Read On » |
| 79) A boy comes home from school and tells his
mother that he got a part in
the sch... Read On » |
| 80) Two Jewish
businessmen meet in the
street.
"Well, Morrie, how's your warehouse b... Read On » |
| 81) O'Connell was staggering home with a
pint
of booze in his back pocket when he sli... Read On » |
| 82) An American tourist was visiting a quaint
country village, and got talking to a f... Read On » |
| 83) A black guy walks into
a tavern with a
parrot on his shoulder...the
bartender lo... Read On » |
| 84) Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in
a light bulb?
A: What do you me... Read On » |
| 85) What's the difference between an Italian
mother
and a Jewish mother?
An Italia... Read On » |
| 86) Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: Nobody knows.... Read On » |
| 87) Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert.
When one gets something blown into h... Read On » |
| 88) Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had
run
into the lake.The two
in the fr... Read On » |
| 89) Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old
enough to marry?
A: Make her stan... Read On » |
| 90) Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in
a light bulb?
A: Six. One to sc... Read On » |
| 91) Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
A: Ve are asking ze qv... Read On » |
| 92) Canada, in view of recent events, will be
changing the maple leaf on the flag to... Read On » |
| 93) Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the
phone systems in China?
A: Because... Read On » |
| 94) The Arkansas lad was obviously
deeply
troubled.
"Why so glum, Chum?" asked the k... Read On » |
| 95) Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to
have
only 4 children?
A: They'd read in t... Read On » |
| 96) Two Jewish businessmen meet in the
street.
"Oy, Abraham, I'm sorry to hear about t... Read On » |
| 97) Q: How do you take census in a Polish
village?
A: Roll a quarter down the street,... Read On » |
| 98) What is the
difference between Russian
Optimist, Pessimist and Realist?
An Optim... Read On » |
| 99) Q:
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa
Claus?
A: He comes down the chimney, wake... Read On » |
| 100) Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a
patient six months to live?
When... Read On » |
| 101) Q: How
many Ethiopians does it take to
change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. One to ch... Read On » |
| 102) Q: Have you heard about the new
Iraqi Air
Force exercise program?
A: Each morn... Read On » |
| 103) Q: Why aren't Hindu and
Chinese people
allowed to play hockey?
A: Because everyt... Read On » |
| 104) Q: Did you hear about the
Polak who thought
his wife was trying to
kill him?
A... Read On » |
| 105) Q: Do you know why the new football stadium
they built in
Warsaw could
not be u... Read On » |
| 106) One Scot came back from work earlier then usual
and saw plumber's car in the fron... Read On » |
| 107) How do Jewish
people celebrate
Christmas?
They all gather around their cash regi... Read On » |
| 108) "Helga, tell me something. Why
do Swedish
men always have stupid grins on their f... Read On » |
| 109) Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to
kill
himself by
.swallowing 100 pa... Read On » |
| 110) Q: How many Scotsmen does it
take to change
a light bulb?
A: Scotsmen don't cha... Read On » |
| 111) Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap
a
child?
A: 12. One to kidnap the chil... Read On » |
| 112) Q: How many Poles does it take to
change a
light bulb?
A: Just one, but you need... Read On » |
| 113) Q: How many Serbs does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
A: Two-one to shoot th... Read On » |
| 114) Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: One hundred - One to... Read On » |
| 115) Q: Have you seen the
polish mine
detector.
A1: Put you fingers in your ears and... Read On » |
| 116) Q: How many Chinese Red Guards
does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
A: 10,000... Read On » |
| 117) Q: How many
Chinamen does it take to change
a lightbulb?
A: Thousands, because... Read On » |
| 118) Q: How many Italians does it take to change a
lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to change... Read On » |
| 119) A man once asked Gandhi what he thought
of
western civilization.
Ghandi repli... Read On » |
| 120) Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in
a light bulb?
A: None-there weren... Read On » |
| 121) Q: How
many Canadians does it take to
change a lightbulb ? Q: How many Canadians... Read On » |
| 122) Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so
fast?
A: They marched in backwards and th... Read On » |
| 123) What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the
Eskimo schoolgirl?
What's an ice girl... Read On » |
| 124) Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get
bored?
A: They go over to the West Ba... Read On » |
| 125) They say that it's
tough to learn Bosnian
because it has seven verb tenses: six p... Read On » |
| 126) Did you hear about the man who was half
Jewish & half Italian?
He made himself... Read On » |
| 127) Q: Why do Polish hate
Cauchy's dog? (hint
on Cauchy-Riemann theorem)
A: Because... Read On » |
| 128) Q: How
many retarded Italian gardeners does
it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A:... Read On » |
| 129) Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the
Egyptian woman?
A: "Come behind the pyram... Read On » |
| 130) Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the
sunny forecast wrong?
-The Ag... Read On » |
| 131) Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar
Alabama State Lottery?
3 dollars a y... Read On » |
| 132) Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to
the counter
but leave our $58,000 c... Read On » |
| 133) Why
don't mexicans have checking
accounts?
It's too hard to spray paint your n... Read On » |
| 134) Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a
Polish wedding?
A: He's the one with th... Read On » |
| 135) Q: Did you know they are taking out all the
K-Marts in Afghanistan?
A: They are... Read On » |
| 136) Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
A: None. They don't have... Read On » |
| 137) Q: How many newsmen does
it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he'... Read On » |
| 138) Q: What's the slowest thing in the
world?
A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets... Read On » |
| 139) Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese
and a Mexican man?
A: A car thief... Read On » |
| 140) What did the Eskimo children
sing when
their principal was leaving?
Freeze a Jo... Read On » |
| 141) Q: Did you hear about the
Mexico City
earthquake?
A: It did $100 million worth o... Read On » |
| 142) Why does the new Polish Navy have
glass
bottomed boats?
So they can see the ol... Read On » |
| 143) Why did the mexicans fight so
hard for the
alamo?
They wanted 4 clean walls to... Read On » |
| 144) How do you separate the Greek boys from the
Greek
men at a Greek BBQ?
With a C... Read On » |
| 145) How do we know the Indians were the first
people in North America?
They had re... Read On » |
| 146) If you take an Oriental person and spin
him
around several times, does he become d... Read On » |
| 147) Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on
the side?
A: So the cops can find t... Read On » |
| 148) Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a
Polak is there?
A: He's the one w... Read On » |
| 149) Two Scots,
father and son, go to
America.
- Daddy, when we'll arrive?
- Shut up... Read On » |
| 150) Q: How do you know
you're flying over
Poland?
A: Toilet paper hanging on the clo... Read On » |
| 151) Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing
the flagpole?
A: He varnished into... Read On » |
| 152) Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one
is the Irishman?
A: The one on the... Read On » |
| 153) Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry
in tide?
Because it's too cold o... Read On » |
| 154) How many Serbs does in take to change a
Lighbulb?
It doesn't matter..Theres a Bl... Read On » |
| 155) Q: Why did the Jews wander in
the desert
for forty years?
A: Somebody dropped a... Read On » |
| 156) Q: How many
Russians does it take to change
a light bulb?
A: That's a military... Read On » |
| 157) Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow
a
mustache?
A: So he could look like hi... Read On » |
| 158) Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in
Iowa?
They couldn't find three wise... Read On » |
| 159) Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish
home?
A: They put parking meters on the... Read On » |
| 160) Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?
A:
Why should he when he can get bombed at... Read On » |
| 161) Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate?
A:
He's the one with patches over both ey... Read On » |
| 162) Q: What happens when a Polak
doesn't pay
his garbage bill?
A: They stop deliveri... Read On » |
| 163) Q:
Did you hear about the Polak who married
an Amish woman?
A: He drove her bugg... Read On » |
| 164) Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too
much tea?
A: He drowned in his teape... Read On » |
| 165) Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide?
A: Because it was too cold outsid... Read On » |
| 166) Why
don't mexicans have
barbeques?
the beans keep slipping through the grill.... Read On » |
| 167) Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball
with
LSD?
A: A trip to Israel.... Read On » |
| 168) What is the most common
educational degree
in New Mexico?
Kindergarten dropout.... Read On » |
| 169) Q: What's delaying the Polish space
program?
A: Development of a working match.... Read On » |
| 170) Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been
buried for 1000
years?
A: Peat!!!... Read On » |
| 171) Q: What's the motto of the
Polish
Solidarity Union?
A: Every man for himself.... Read On » |
| 172) Q: What happened to the Polish National
Library?
A: Someone stole the book.... Read On » |
| 173) Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road?
A:
He saw some American do it on TV.... Read On » |
| 174) Q:
Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?
A:
Because they can't spell tobbagan.... Read On » |
| 175) Q: What do you get when you cross
an Arab
with a Mexican?
A: Oil of Ole'... Read On » |
| 176) Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue?
A:
Because the rice falls through the grill... Read On » |
| 177) Why don't Jewish
mothers
drink?
Alcohol interferes with their suffering.... Read On » |
| 178) Why is Russia a very fast country ?
Because
the people are always Russian !... Read On » |
| 179) Q: Why don't Polish people kill frogs?
A:
Because it's their national bird.... Read On » |
| 180) Q:
What would you call an Arab who owns a
harem of cows?
A: A milk sheik!... Read On » |
| 181) Q: What's Irish and sits
outside in the
summertime?
A: Paddy O'Furniture!... Read On » |
| 182) What's the national anthem of Puerto
Rico?
"Attention K-Mart shoppers..."... Read On » |
| 183) Q: How do you get a Polak out of the
bath
tub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.... Read On » |
| 184) What do you call 500
Natives running on the
race track?
The Indy 500.... Read On » |
| 185) The only good thing to ever
come out of
Oklahoma:
An empty greyhound.... Read On » |
| 186) Have you heard about the
latest Polish
parachute?
It opens on impact.... Read On » |
| 187) Q: What do you call Italian women
in a
sauna?
A: Gorillas In The Mist!... Read On » |
| 188) Q: How do you stop a Polish army on
horseback?
A: Turn off the carousel.... Read On » |
| 189) Q: What are the best ten years of an
Irishman's life?
A: Third grade.... Read On » |
| 190) What's the object of a Jewish football
game?
To get the quarter back!... Read On » |
| 191) What do you get when you cross a Cuban
and
a Pollock?
Ricky Retardo... Read On » |
| 192) How do we know that Joan of Arc was French
?
She was maid in France !... Read On » |
| 193) where does saddam hussein keep his c.d
collection?
In Iraq (a rack)... Read On » |
| 194) Q:
What's the highest position in the
Greek Navy?
A: Rear Admiral!... Read On » |
| 195) Q: Why do Southern guys go
to family
reunions?
A: To meet chicks.... Read On » |
| 196) How does every ethnic joke start?
By
looking over your shoulder.... Read On » |
| 197) What do you
call an American with a
lavatory on his head ?
John.... Read On » |
| 198) Q: How do you get a German out of the bath?
A: Turn on the water.... Read On » |
| 199) Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo
game?
A:Call B52... Read On » |
| 200) Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense
system?
A:A refund.... Read On » |
| 201) What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? -
Quattro
Sink-o... Read On » |
| 202) Q: What
county in Ireland hates "South
Park?"
A: Killkenny.... Read On » |
| 203) What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?
Osama bin Latte... Read On » |
| 204) Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine?
A:
Knock on the hatch.... Read On » |
| 205) What do you call an intelligent man in
America?
A tourist.... Read On » |
| 206) Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber
toe?
A: Roberto.... Read On » |
| 207) Q: Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?
A: A new bar... Read On » |
| 208) Q: Where is the world's
fastest chicken
from?
A: Ethiopia!... Read On » |
| 209) What do you call a man with a kilt over his
head ?
Scott !... Read On » |
| 210) Q: What does K-mart stand for?
A: Kuz
Mexicans Are Rich Too... Read On » |
| 211) Q: Where do you find 60 million french
jokes?
A: In France.... Read On » |
| 212) How do you stop a taliban tank ?
Shoot
the Guy Pushing it... Read On » |
| 213) What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A
tourist.... Read On » |
| 214) Q: How do you sink a
Polish ship?
A:
Put it in water.... Read On » |
| 215) What is
the Cuban national anthem?
''Row Your Boat!''... Read On » |
| 216) Jewish telegram: "Begin worrying.
Details
to follow."... Read On » |
| 217) Q: What's the capital of
Afghanistan?
A: KABOOM!!... Read On » |
| 218) What language do they speak
in Cuba
?
Cubic !... Read On » |
| 219) How do you play Iraqi bingo?
F18...B52...F18... Read On » |
| 220) Q: What is Iraq's national bird?
A:
Duck.... Read On » |