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| 1) Q: Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains? A: So they know where to stop shaving... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they c... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for seven days. Event... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives go shopping one day to a big de... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert when th... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. Th... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker. Th... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) There were three men working at the top of a building. One was Chinese, one was... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scie... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the b... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class o... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment. He trained a fl... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) Q: How many Polish-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 170. One... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ce... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him what he wanted him to do. Afte... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. One was... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood in front of the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twelve. Four to f... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) An American man, a Russian man, and an African man were all up in a hot-air bal... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 31) A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were sitting in a pub discussing th... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 32) A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the bo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 33) A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the bord... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 34) Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 35) There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 36) An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese f... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 37) Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes to visit a temple on a top of Mt. Ab... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 38) An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a smal... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 39) A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, The French c... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 40) Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home late one night and fo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 41) Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 42) There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The gui... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 43) A French guy, an American guy and a Cuban guy are standing on a cliff. The French... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 44) An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined b... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 45) This small Latino man walks into a bar, sits, and orders a beer. A big man come... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 46) A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesma... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 47) A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturant in Havana. He tell... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 48) An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 49) These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 50) Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vend... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 51) When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yanke... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 52) A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolic... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 53) A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicki... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 54) An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hung... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 55) Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to replace... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 56) Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick's looking particularly sad and Patrick... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 57) The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 58) Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brin... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 59) These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean,... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 60) There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada. "You... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 61) Three guys are debating about which of their languages is the most pleasing to th... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 62) Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands. Th... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 63) "Where's your pencil, Bud?" the teacher asked an American boy who had just come t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 64) A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexic... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 65) A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly exp... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 66) A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 67) A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly exp... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 68) Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr. Ho and Mr. Chen. They were neighb... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 69) These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 70) A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London. ''Excuse... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 71) A boy from France comes to America. He wants to learn some new words so he goes t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 72) Q: How many Italian-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dunno... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 73) An Irishman joined the American Air Force and was making his first parachute jump... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 74) Q: How many French farmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. Farme... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 75) Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 76) A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 77) Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, but you... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 78) Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the one ye... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 79) A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the sch... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 80) Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. "Well, Morrie, how's your warehouse b... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 81) O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he sli... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 82) An American tourist was visiting a quaint country village, and got talking to a f... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 83) A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...the bartender lo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 84) Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What do you me... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 85) What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother? An Italia... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 86) Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nobody knows.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 87) Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into h... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 88) Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The two in the fr... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 89) Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stan... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 90) Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six. One to sc... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 91) Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Ve are asking ze qv... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 92) Canada, in view of recent events, will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 93) Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China? A: Because... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 94) The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled. "Why so glum, Chum?" asked the k... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 95) Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children? A: They'd read in t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 96) Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. "Oy, Abraham, I'm sorry to hear about t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 97) Q: How do you take census in a Polish village? A: Roll a quarter down the street,... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 98) What is the difference between Russian Optimist, Pessimist and Realist? An Optim... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 99) Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus? A: He comes down the chimney, wake... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 100) Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live? When... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 101) Q: How many Ethiopians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to ch... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 102) Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morn... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 103) Q: Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey? A: Because everyt... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 104) Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 105) Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be u... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 106) One Scot came back from work earlier then usual and saw plumber's car in the fron... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 107) How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? They all gather around their cash regi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 108) "Helga, tell me something. Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their f... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 109) Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by .swallowing 100 pa... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 110) Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Scotsmen don't cha... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 111) Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child? A: 12. One to kidnap the chil... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 112) Q: How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but you need... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 113) Q: How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to shoot th... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 114) Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred - One to... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 115) Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector. A1: Put you fingers in your ears and... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 116) Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 10,000... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 117) Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Thousands, because... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 118) Q: How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 119) A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization. Ghandi repli... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 120) Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 121) Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ? Q: How many Canadians... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 122) Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and th... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 123) What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl? What's an ice girl... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 124) Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored? A: They go over to the West Ba... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 125) They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six p... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 126) Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian? He made himself... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 127) Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 128) Q: How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 129) Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: "Come behind the pyram... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 130) Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong? -The Ag... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 131) Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery? 3 dollars a y... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 132) Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58,000 c... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 133) Why don't mexicans have checking accounts? It's too hard to spray paint your n... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 134) Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? A: He's the one with th... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 135) Q: Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan? A: They are... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 136) Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They don't have... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 137) Q: How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but he'... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 138) Q: What's the slowest thing in the world? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 139) Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man? A: A car thief... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 140) What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving? Freeze a Jo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 141) Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake? A: It did $100 million worth o... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 142) Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats? So they can see the ol... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 143) Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? They wanted 4 clean walls to... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 144) How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ? With a C... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 145) How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America? They had re... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 146) If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become d... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 147) Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? A: So the cops can find t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 148) Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there? A: He's the one w... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 149) Two Scots, father and son, go to America. - Daddy, when we'll arrive? - Shut up... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 150) Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 151) Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole? A: He varnished into... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 152) Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the Irishman? A: The one on the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 153) Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry in tide? Because it's too cold o... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 154) How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb? It doesn't matter..Theres a Bl... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 155) Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 156) Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's a military... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 157) Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? A: So he could look like hi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 158) Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 159) Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home? A: They put parking meters on the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 160) Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 161) Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate? A: He's the one with patches over both ey... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 162) Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill? A: They stop deliveri... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 163) Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman? A: He drove her bugg... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 164) Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his teape... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 165) Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outsid... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 166) Why don't mexicans have barbeques? the beans keep slipping through the grill.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 167) Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD? A: A trip to Israel.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 168) What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico? Kindergarten dropout.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 169) Q: What's delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 170) Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been buried for 1000 years? A: Peat!!!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 171) Q: What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union? A: Every man for himself.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 172) Q: What happened to the Polish National Library? A: Someone stole the book.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 173) Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road? A: He saw some American do it on TV.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 174) Q: Why do Polish names end in "ski" ? A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 175) Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican? A: Oil of Ole'... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 176) Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue? A: Because the rice falls through the grill... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 177) Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 178) Why is Russia a very fast country ? Because the people are always Russian !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 179) Q: Why don't Polish people kill frogs? A: Because it's their national bird.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 180) Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows? A: A milk sheik!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 181) Q: What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime? A: Paddy O'Furniture!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 182) What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico? "Attention K-Mart shoppers..."... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 183) Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 184) What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 185) The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma: An empty greyhound.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 186) Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute? It opens on impact.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 187) Q: What do you call Italian women in a sauna? A: Gorillas In The Mist!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 188) Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 189) Q: What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life? A: Third grade.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 190) What's the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarter back!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 191) What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 192) How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ? She was maid in France !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 193) where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection? In Iraq (a rack)... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 194) Q: What's the highest position in the Greek Navy? A: Rear Admiral!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 195) Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? A: To meet chicks.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 196) How does every ethnic joke start? By looking over your shoulder.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 197) What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ? John.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 198) Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn on the water.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 199) Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game? A:Call B52... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 200) Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense system? A:A refund.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 201) What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 202) Q: What county in Ireland hates "South Park?" A: Killkenny.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 203) What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan? Osama bin Latte... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 204) Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine? A: Knock on the hatch.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 205) What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 206) Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A: Roberto.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 207) Q: Where does an Irish person go on a vacation? A: A new bar... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 208) Q: Where is the world's fastest chicken from? A: Ethiopia!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 209) What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ? Scott !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 210) Q: What does K-mart stand for? A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 211) Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes? A: In France.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 212) How do you stop a taliban tank ? Shoot the Guy Pushing it... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 213) What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 214) Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 215) What is the Cuban national anthem? ''Row Your Boat!''... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 216) Jewish telegram: "Begin worrying. Details to follow."... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 217) Q: What's the capital of Afghanistan? A: KABOOM!!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 218) What language do they speak in Cuba ? Cubic !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 219) How do you play Iraqi bingo? F18...B52...F18... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 220) Q: What is Iraq's national bird? A: Duck.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
