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The Best Ethnic Jokes: |
| 1) The Americans and Russians at the height of the
arms race
rea... Show more |
| 2) Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God
went missing f... Show more |
| 3) The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's
wives go shopping... Show more |
| 4) An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow
are
hired at a c... Show more |
| 5) An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were
driving throug... Show more |
| 6) There was once a Scotsman and an
Englishman
who lived next do... Show more |
| 7) An old Native American wanted a loan for $500.
He approached... Show more |
| 8) A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself
in the back se... Show more |
| 9) Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington
for New York.
O... Show more |
| 10) There were
three men working at the top of
a building. One wa... Show more |
| 11) A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker
were captured by... Show more |
| 12) Recently, Germany
conducted some scientific
exploration invol... Show more |
| 13) Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an
Irishman. So, o... Show more |
| 14) There were three guys, a Torontonian, an
American and a
Newfo... Show more |
| 15) An American, a
Jew and a Canadian were in a
terrible car acci... Show more |
| 16) There was an
Irishman, an Englishman and
Claudia Schiffer sit... Show more |
| 17) Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one
Scottish, are out w... Show more |
| 18) At the Russian War College, the general is a
guest lecturer a... Show more |
| 19) A prominent Polish scientist conducted very
important experim... Show more |
| 20) Q: How many Polish-Americans does it take
to screw in a light... Show more |
| 21) An American
tourist in Moscow found himself
needing to get ri... Show more |
| 22) Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese
restaurant. "Sid," asked A... Show more |
| 23) An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were
without ticket... Show more |
| 24) There was a Japanese man who went to America for
sightseeing. O... Show more |
| 25) One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him
what he
wanted... Show more |
| 26) Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3
astronauts to space f... Show more |
| 27) An old Indian lined up all of
his 10 little
Indian sons and s... Show more |
| 28) Q:
How many Canadians does it take to
change a lightbulb ?... Show more |
| 29) An
American man, a Russian man, and an
African man were all u... Show more |
| 30) A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman
were
sitting in... Show more |
| 31) A US
Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal
alien in the bush... Show more |
| 32) A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal
alien in the
bush... Show more |
| 33) Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German,
an American,... Show more |
| 34) There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who
decided to tr... Show more |
| 35) An American businessman goes to Japan on a
business trip, but... Show more |
| 36) Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes
to visit a
templ... Show more |
| 37) An Englishman, Frenchman,
Mexican, and Texan
were flying acro... Show more |
| 38) A long time ago, Britain and France were at
war.
During one... Show more |
| 39) Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were
stumbling home
l... Show more |
| 40) Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner
when Big Mick O... Show more |
| 41) There were
three Aggies; one crane operator,
one pole climber... Show more |
| 42) A French guy, an American guy and a Cuban guy
are standing on... Show more |
| 43) An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the
first
time was bei... Show more |
| 44) This
small Latino man walks into a bar,
sits, and orders a be... Show more |
| 45) A family was visiting an Indian
reservation
when they happen... Show more |
| 46) A tourist from the United
States of America
is at a resturant... Show more |
| 47) An insect falls into a mug of beer.
English Man: Throws his... Show more |
| 48) These two
newfies are building a house. One
of them is puttin... Show more |
| 49) Two Polish guys were taking their first train
trip to Warsaw... Show more |
| 50) When young Jose, newly arrived in the United
States,
made his... Show more |
| 51) A
Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are
viewing a painting of A... Show more |
| 52) A Brit, a Frenchman and a
Russian are
viewing a painting of A... Show more |
| 53) An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are
wandering thro... Show more |
| 54) Q: How many Americans does it take to change a
lightbulb ?
A:... Show more |
| 55) Two Irishmen are sitting in a
bar. Mick's
looking particularl... Show more |
| 56) The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and
said, "Bless me,... Show more |
| 57) Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the
Wongs
have a new... Show more |
| 58) These four guys were walking down the street, a
Saudi, a
Russ... Show more |
| 59) There were three explorers, hiking through what
is now known... Show more |
| 60) Three guys are debating about which of their
languages is the... Show more |
| 61) Scorcher Murphy was selling his
house, and
put the matter in... Show more |
| 62) "Where's your pencil, Bud?" the teacher
asked an American boy... Show more |
| 63) A White man explaining to a Mexican man says
that there are thr... Show more |
| 64) A visitor from
Holland was chatting with
his American friend... Show more |
| 65) A Jewish
father has two kids who want to
sell lemonade on the... Show more |
| 66) A visitor from Holland was
chatting with
his American friend... Show more |
| 67) Once there were two chinese
gentlemen named
Mr. Ho and Mr. Ch... Show more |
| 68) These two Scottish characters are chatting. One
of them then pu... Show more |
| 69) A Texan, a Russian, and
a New Yorker go
into a restaurant in... Show more |
| 70) A boy from France
comes to America. He
wants to learn some ne... Show more |
| 71) Q:
How many Italian-Americans does it take
to screw in a ligh... Show more |
| 72) An Irishman joined the
American Air Force
and was making his... Show more |
| 73) Q: How many French
farmers does it take to
change a lightbulb... Show more |
| 74) Pat and
Mick landed themselves a job at a
sawmill. Just befor... Show more |
| 75) A cop pulled up
two Irish drunks, and asked
to the first, "Wh... Show more |
| 76) Q: How many Australians does it take to screw
in
a light bulb... Show more |
| 77) Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw
mill.
Just befor... Show more |
| 78) A boy comes home from school and tells his
mother that he got... Show more |
| 79) Two Jewish
businessmen meet in the
street.
"Well, Morrie, ho... Show more |
| 80) O'Connell was staggering home with a
pint
of booze in his bac... Show more |
| 81) An American tourist was visiting a quaint
country village, an... Show more |
| 82) A black guy walks into
a tavern with a
parrot on his shoulder... Show more |
| 83) Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in
a light bulb?... Show more |
| 84) What's the difference between an Italian
mother
and a Jewish... Show more |
| 85) Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to
change a light bulb... Show more |
| 86) Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert.
When one gets so... Show more |
| 87) Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had
run
into the lak... Show more |
| 88) Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old
enough to marry?... Show more |
| 89) Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in
a light bulb?... Show more |
| 90) Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
A:... Show more |
| 91) Canada, in view of recent events, will be
changing the maple... Show more |
| 92) Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the
phone systems in... Show more |
| 93) The Arkansas lad was obviously
deeply
troubled.
"Why so glum... Show more |
| 94) Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to
have
only 4 children?... Show more |
| 95) Two Jewish businessmen meet in the
street.
"Oy, Abraham, I'm s... Show more |
| 96) Q: How do you take census in a Polish
village?
A: Roll a quart... Show more |
| 97) What is the
difference between Russian
Optimist, Pessimist an... Show more |
| 98) Q:
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa
Claus?
A: He comes do... Show more |
| 99) Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a
patient six m... Show more |
| 100) Q: How
many Ethiopians does it take to
change a lightbulb ?... Show more |
| 101) Q: Have you heard about the new
Iraqi Air
Force exercise prog... Show more |
| 102) Q: Why aren't Hindu and
Chinese people
allowed to play hockey... Show more |
| 103) Q: Did you hear about the
Polak who thought
his wife was tryi... Show more |
| 104) Q: Do you know why the new football stadium
they built in
War... Show more |
| 105) One Scot came back from work earlier then usual
and saw plumb... Show more |
| 106) How do Jewish
people celebrate
Christmas?
They all gather ar... Show more |
| 107) "Helga, tell me something. Why
do Swedish
men always have stu... Show more |
| 108) Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to
kill
himself by... Show more |
| 109) Q: How many Scotsmen does it
take to change
a light bulb?
A... Show more |
| 110) Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap
a
child?
A: 12. On... Show more |
| 111) Q: How many Poles does it take to
change a
light bulb?
A: Ju... Show more |
| 112) Q: How many Serbs does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
A:... Show more |
| 113) Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a
light bulb?
A:... Show more |
| 114) Q: Have you seen the
polish mine
detector.
A1: Put you finge... Show more |
| 115) Q: How many Chinese Red Guards
does it take
to screw in a lig... Show more |
| 116) Q: How many
Chinamen does it take to change
a lightbulb?
A:... Show more |
| 117) Q: How many Italians does it take to change a
lightbulb ?
A... Show more |
| 118) A man once asked Gandhi what he thought
of
western civilizati... Show more |
| 119) Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in
a light bulb?... Show more |
| 120) Q: How
many Canadians does it take to
change a lightbulb ? Q:... Show more |
| 121) Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so
fast?
A: They marched... Show more |
| 122) What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the
Eskimo schoolgirl?... Show more |
| 123) Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get
bored?
A: They go... Show more |
| 124) They say that it's
tough to learn Bosnian
because it has seve... Show more |
| 125) Did you hear about the man who was half
Jewish & half Italian... Show more |
| 126) Q: Why do Polish hate
Cauchy's dog? (hint
on Cauchy-Riemann t... Show more |
| 127) Q: How
many retarded Italian gardeners does
it take to screw... Show more |
| 128) Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the
Egyptian woman?
A: "C... Show more |
| 129) Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the
sunny forecast... Show more |
| 130) Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar
Alabama State Lotte... Show more |
| 131) Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to
the counter
but... Show more |
| 132) Why
don't mexicans have checking
accounts?
It's too hard t... Show more |
| 133) Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a
Polish wedding?
A:... Show more |
| 134) Q: Did you know they are taking out all the
K-Marts in Afghan... Show more |
| 135) Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
A: N... Show more |
| 136) Q: How many newsmen does
it take to screw
in a light bulb?... Show more |
| 137) Q: What's the slowest thing in the
world?
A: A Mexican funeral... Show more |
| 138) Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese
and a Mexican m... Show more |
| 139) What did the Eskimo children
sing when
their principal was le... Show more |
| 140) Q: Did you hear about the
Mexico City
earthquake?
A: It did... Show more |
| 141) Why does the new Polish Navy have
glass
bottomed boats?
So... Show more |
| 142) Why did the mexicans fight so
hard for the
alamo?
They wan... Show more |
| 143) How do you separate the Greek boys from the
Greek
men at a Gr... Show more |
| 144) How do we know the Indians were the first
people in North Ame... Show more |
| 145) If you take an Oriental person and spin
him
around several tim... Show more |
| 146) Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on
the side?
A: So... Show more |
| 147) Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a
Polak is there... Show more |
| 148) Two Scots,
father and son, go to
America.
- Daddy, when we'l... Show more |
| 149) Q: How do you know
you're flying over
Poland?
A: Toilet pape... Show more |
| 150) Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing
the flagpole?... Show more |
| 151) Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one
is the Irishman?... Show more |
| 152) Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry
in tide?
Bec... Show more |
| 153) How many Serbs does in take to change a
Lighbulb?
It doesn't... Show more |
| 154) Q: Why did the Jews wander in
the desert
for forty years?
A:... Show more |
| 155) Q: How many
Russians does it take to change
a light bulb?
A... Show more |
| 156) Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow
a
mustache?
A: So h... Show more |
| 157) Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in
Iowa?
They could... Show more |
| 158) Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish
home?
A: They put p... Show more |
| 159) Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?
A:
Why should he when... Show more |
| 160) Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate?
A:
He's the one with... Show more |
| 161) Q: What happens when a Polak
doesn't pay
his garbage bill?
A... Show more |
| 162) Q:
Did you hear about the Polak who married
an Amish woman?... Show more |
| 163) Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too
much tea?
A: He... Show more |
| 164) Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide?
A: Because it... Show more |
| 165) Q: Why do
Greek men wear gold neck
chains?
A: So they know w... Show more |
| 166) Why
don't mexicans have
barbeques?
the beans keep slipping... Show more |
| 167) Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball
with
LSD?
A... Show more |
| 168) What is the most common
educational degree
in New Mexico?
Ki... Show more |
| 169) Q: What's delaying the Polish space
program?
A: Development...< |
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