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| 1) Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "What's that f... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. It'... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip. "When my... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) I don't know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy ca... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast. Henry: If you'r... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson ap... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) Witch: Doctor, I can't help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well there's nothing terr... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad, dad," he said, "there's a monst... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her chee... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) Wife to Husband: I'll have you know I've got the face of a teenager! Husband to... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face lik... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I rea... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) "Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of cours... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer sai... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don't worry... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) Fred's new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) Boy: You've got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) Fred: You've got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, it's roamin... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle? Harry: In as much as it covers most of your... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Be... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack u... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter (centre).... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face? I forgot to wet the soap.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) You can read his mind in his face. Yes, it's usually a complete blank.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face? A mousetache.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 31) I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 32) What is the hottest part of a man's face? His sideburns.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
