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The Best Face Jokes: |
| 1) I don't know where you got your face
from,
but i hope you hav... Show more |
| 2) Once there was a church that
had a bell that
no one could rin... Show more |
| 3) Louise was watching her big sister covering her
face
with cre... Show more |
| 4) A woman just back from Arizona was telling her
friends
about... Show more |
| 5) Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face
and figure o... Show more |
| 6) Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up.
Harry: Do you think... Show more |
| 7) Witch: Doctor, I can't help pulling ugly faces.
Doctor: Well... Show more |
| 8) A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad,
dad," he
sa... Show more |
| 9) Counselor: Wash your face.
I can see what you
had for breakfa... Show more |
| 10) Why is your face all scratched ?
My girlfriend
said it with fl... Show more |
| 11) Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that
when a tear... Show more |
| 12) Wife to
Husband: I'll have you know I've
got the face of a te... Show more |
| 13) Teacher: What
a glum face, what would you say
if I came to sc... Show more |
| 14) Boy monster: You've got a face like a million
dollars !
Girl... Show more |
| 15) First Witch: I like your toad.
He always has
such a nice expr... Show more |
| 16) "Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a
werewolf! Is that tr... Show more |
| 17) What happened when the
witch went for a job as
a TV presenter... Show more |
| 18) Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling
ugly faces.... Show more |
| 19) Fred's new girlfriend uses such
greasy
lipstick that he has t... Show more |
| 20) Boy: You've
got a face like a million
dollars.
Girl: Have I... Show more |
| 21) Fred: You've got a Roman nose.
Harry: Like
Julius Caesar?
F... Show more |
| 22) Fred: Do
you like my new hairstyle?
Harry:
In as much as it... Show more |
| 23) Fred: You have
the face of a saint.
Jill:
Really? Which one... Show more |
| 24) Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?
A.When we see your... Show more |
| 25) Why is your nose in the middle of your
face?
Because it is the... Show more |
| 26) How did your mom know
you hadn't washed your
face?
I forgot... Show more |
| 27) Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came o... Show more |
| 28) You can read
his mind in his face.
Yes,
it's usually a comp... Show more |
| 29) My teacher's got a
pretty face if you can
read between the li... Show more |
| 30) What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?
A mousetach... Show more |
| 31) I never forget a face, but in your case I'll
make an
exceptio... Show more |
| 32) What is the hottest part of a
man's
face?
His sideburns.... Show more |
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