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Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane,
but
he's not happy with it.
Instead of pointing with the wind,
the pig vane keeps pointing toward
the feed trough.
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| 1) An out-of-towner drove his
car into a ditch
in a desolated area. Luckily, a local... Read On » |
| 2) An old farmer is driving down a country road in
his pickup truck when
it starts... Read On » |
| 3) A farmer and his brand new bride were
riding home from the chapel in a wagon pull... Read On » |
| 4) A bus load of politicians were driving down a
country road one afternoon, when al... Read On » |
| 5) There was a farmer who raised
watermelons.
He was disturbed by some local kids wh... Read On » |
| 6) The farmer's son was returning from the market
with the crate of chicken's his fa... Read On » |
| 7) A man is driving down a country road, when he
spots a farmer standing in the midd... Read On » |
| 8) A lone tourist who is passing through the
suburbs on the way to town by car, unfo... Read On » |
| 9) Farmer Brown decided his
injuries from the
accident were serious enough to take t... Read On » |
| 10) A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But,
as time
went by, the traffic slowly... Read On » |
| 11) A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by
her mother, who immediately demand... Read On » |
| 12) A man from the city is out plowing his field
and
gets his tractor stuck in the we... Read On » |
| 13) A very zealous soul-winning young preacher
recently came upon
a farmer working in... Read On » |
| 14) Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate
country when he passed a farmhouse... Read On » |
| 15) A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving
down the road, when
the car break... Read On » |
| 16) There was a
farmer who had a herd of pigs.
One day someone went to the farm and a... Read On » |
| 17) A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned
farm
with plans to turn it into a... Read On » |
| 18) A jogger running down a country road
is
startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-com... Read On » |
| 19) A husband and wife were driving down a country
lane on
their way to visit some fr... Read On » |
| 20) A husband and wife were driving down a country
lane on their way to visit some fr... Read On » |
| 21) Rush Limbaugh
and his chauffeur were out
driving in the country and accidentally... Read On » |
| 22) A
farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is
trying to hold the farm together
un... Read On » |
| 23) This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he
goes to his neighbor and asks him i... Read On » |
| 24) A clergyman walking down a
country lane and
sees a young farmer struggling to loa... Read On » |
| 25) A New York City yuppie moved to the
country
and bought a piece of land. He went t... Read On » |
| 26) A retiring farmer in preparation for selling
his
land, needed to rid his farm of... Read On » |
| 27) A Texan farmer goes to Australia
for a
vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer... Read On » |
| 28) A Texan farmer goes
to Australia for a
vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer... Read On » |
| 29) There was a farmer who
had a lot of live
stock. He had cows, horses, chickens, pi... Read On » |
| 30) A farmer in the country has a watermelon
patch and upon inspection he discovers t... Read On » |
| 31) A man's car stalled on a country
road one
morning. When the man got out to fix it... Read On » |
| 32) An accountant is in a car travelling with a
farmer
client around his farm.
The... Read On » |
| 33) Howard County Police officers still
write
their reports by hand, and the data is... Read On » |
| 34) A man was driving down a quiet country lane when
out
into the road strayed a roos... Read On » |
| 35) An aged farmer and his wife were leaning
against the edge of their
pig-pen when t... Read On » |
| 36) A farmer
was interviewing a young man for
the job of assistant farmhand.
`You'... Read On » |
| 37) On a drive in the country, a city slicker
noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an... Read On » |
| 38) Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast
for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday even... Read On » |
| 39) A farmer was milking his cow. He was just
starting to get a good rhythm
going whe... Read On » |
| 40) A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a
stroll
in the fields when they came acr... Read On » |
| 41) An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your
methods are too old fashioned. I w... Read On » |
| 42) A farm boy was drafted. On his first furlough,
his Father
asked him what he thoug... Read On » |
| 43) On a rural road a state trooper pulled this
farmer over and said:
"Sir, do you re... Read On » |
| 44) FARMER: Did you sleep well last night?
GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air wa... Read On » |
| 45) Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman
farmer who
moved into the next va... Read On » |
| 46) Camp Woodland was across the
road from a
dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large... Read On » |
| 47) Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated
the country ? He went to the big ci... Read On » |
| 48) Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane,
but
he's not happy with it.
Inst... Read On » |
| 49) Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving
energy,
he built a pig-powered car.... Read On » |
| 50) "Tell me," said the hiker to the
local
farmer, "will this pathway take me to the... Read On » |
| 51) What is the difference between a dressmaker and
a
farmer?
A dressmaker sews what... Read On » |
| 52) What did the farmer say when his fat pig
wouldn't fit into the pen?
"There's mo... Read On » |
| 53) Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his
field with a steamroller ?
He wan... Read On » |
| 54) Did you hear about the farmer
who fed
crayons to his chickens?
He wanted them t... Read On » |
| 55) What did the farmer say when all
his cows
charged him at once ?
I'm on the horns... Read On » |
| 56) Q: Why did the farmer call his
pig
"Ink"?
A: Because it was always running out o... Read On » |
| 57) Why did the farmer feed his
pigs sugar and
vinegar ?
He wanted sweet and sour po... Read On » |
| 58) Why was the farmer
hopping mad ?
Because someone had trodden on his corn !... Read On » |
| 59) Camper: Is it easy to milk
a
cow?
Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.... Read On » |
| 60) Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When
he turns his cow to pasture.... Read On » |
| 61) What did the neurotic pig say to the
farmer?
You take me for grunted.... Read On » |
| 62) What did the farmer say when he lost his
tractor
?
Wheres my tractor!... Read On » |
| 63) Q: Why can't the
bankrupt cowboy
complain?
A: He has got no beef.... Read On » |
| 64) How does the pig farmer get to the fair?
He
rides piggyback.... Read On » |
| 65) How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They
trod on his corn.... Read On » |
| 66) Why are farmers cruel?
Because they pull
corn by the ears.... Read On » |
| 67) What do you call
an Arab dairy farmer?
A milk sheik.... Read On » |
| 68) How does a farmer send messages?
By
e-i-e-i-o-mail.... Read On » |