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Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated
the country ? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine
boy
and so the farmer made hay while the sun shone !
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| 1) A lone tourist who is passing through the
suburbs on the way... Show more |
| 2) Farmer Brown decided his
injuries from the
accident were seri... Show more |
| 3) A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But,
as time
went by... Show more |
| 4) A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by
her mother, wh... Show more |
| 5) A man from the city is out plowing his field
and
gets his tra... Show more |
| 6) A very zealous soul-winning young preacher
recently came upon... Show more |
| 7) Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate
country when h... Show more |
| 8) A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving
down the road,... Show more |
| 9) There was a
farmer who had a herd of pigs.
One day someone we... Show more |
| 10) A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned
farm
with plan... Show more |
| 11) A jogger running down a country road
is
startled as a horse y... Show more |
| 12) A husband and wife were driving down a country
lane on
their... Show more |
| 13) A husband and wife were driving down a country
lane on their... Show more |
| 14) Rush Limbaugh
and his chauffeur were out
driving in the count... Show more |
| 15) There was a farmer who raised
watermelons.
He was disturbed b... Show more |
| 16) A
farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is
trying to hold th... Show more |
| 17) An out-of-towner drove his
car into a ditch
in a desolated ar... Show more |
| 18) This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he
goes to his nei... Show more |
| 19) A clergyman walking down a
country lane and
sees a young farm... Show more |
| 20) An old farmer is driving down a country road in
his pickup tr... Show more |
| 21) A New York City yuppie moved to the
country
and bought a piec... Show more |
| 22) A retiring farmer in preparation for selling
his
land, needed... Show more |
| 23) A Texan farmer goes to Australia
for a
vacation. There he mee... Show more |
| 24) A Texan farmer goes
to Australia for a
vacation. There he mee... Show more |
| 25) There was a farmer who
had a lot of live
stock. He had cows,... Show more |
| 26) The farmer's son was returning from the market
with the crate... Show more |
| 27) A farmer in the country has a watermelon
patch and upon inspe... Show more |
| 28) A man is driving down a country road, when he
spots a farmer... Show more |
| 29) A farmer and his brand new bride were
riding home from the ch... Show more |
| 30) A bus load of politicians were driving down a
country road on... Show more |
| 31) A man's car stalled on a country
road one
morning. When the m... Show more |
| 32) An accountant is in a car travelling with a
farmer
client aro... Show more |
| 33) Howard County Police officers still
write
their reports by ha... Show more |
| 34) A man was driving down a quiet country lane when
out
into the... Show more |
| 35) An aged farmer and his wife were leaning
against the edge of th... Show more |
| 36) A farmer
was interviewing a young man for
the job of assistan... Show more |
| 37) On a drive in the country, a city slicker
noticed a farmer li... Show more |
| 38) Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast
for a bit of skydivi... Show more |
| 39) A farmer was milking his cow. He was just
starting to get a goo... Show more |
| 40) A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a
stroll
in the field... Show more |
| 41) An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your
methods are to... Show more |
| 42) A farm boy was drafted. On his first furlough,
his Father
ask... Show more |
| 43) On a rural road a state trooper pulled this
farmer over and sai... Show more |
| 44) FARMER: Did you sleep well last night?
GUEST: No, the bed was... Show more |
| 45) Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman
farmer who
mo... Show more |
| 46) Camp Woodland was across the
road from a
dairy farm. One day... Show more |
| 47) Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated
the country ? H... Show more |
| 48) Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane,
but
he's not h... Show more |
| 49) Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving
energy,
he built... Show more |
| 50) "Tell me," said the hiker to the
local
farmer, "will this pat... Show more |
| 51) What is the difference between a dressmaker and
a
farmer?
A... Show more |
| 52) What did the farmer say when his fat pig
wouldn't fit into th... Show more |
| 53) Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his
field with a s... Show more |
| 54) Did you hear about the farmer
who fed
crayons to his chickens... Show more |
| 55) What did the farmer say when all
his cows
charged him at once... Show more |
| 56) Q: Why did the farmer call his
pig
"Ink"?
A: Because it was... Show more |
| 57) Why did the farmer feed his
pigs sugar and
vinegar ?
He want... Show more |
| 58) Why was the farmer
hopping mad ?
Because someone had trodde... Show more |
| 59) Camper: Is it easy to milk
a
cow?
Farmer: Sure it is. Any je... Show more |
| 60) Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When
he turns his cow... Show more |
| 61) What did the neurotic pig say to the
farmer?
You take me fo... Show more |
| 62) What did the farmer say when he lost his
tractor
?
Wheres m... Show more |
| 63) Q: Why can't the
bankrupt cowboy
complain?
A: He has got no... Show more |
| 64) How does the pig farmer get to the fair?
He
rides piggyback.... Show more |
| 65) How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They
trod on his corn.... Show more |
| 66) Why are farmers cruel?
Because they pull
corn by the ears.... Show more |
| 67) What do you call
an Arab dairy farmer?
A milk sheik.... Show more |
| 68) How does a farmer send messages?
By
e-i-e-i-o-mail.... Show more |
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