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| 1) An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck when it starts... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pull... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when al... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was disturbed by some local kids wh... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his fa... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the midd... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demand... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the we... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car break... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One day someone went to the farm and a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-com... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some fr... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some fr... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold the farm together un... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him i... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to loa... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock. He had cows, horses, chickens, pi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 31) A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 32) An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. The... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 33) Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 34) A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a roos... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 35) An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 36) A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand. `You'... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 37) On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 38) Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday even... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 39) A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going whe... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 40) A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a stroll in the fields when they came acr... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 41) An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your methods are too old fashioned. I w... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 42) A farm boy was drafted. On his first furlough, his Father asked him what he thoug... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 43) On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you re... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 44) FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air wa... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 45) Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next va... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 46) Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 47) Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated the country ? He went to the big ci... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 48) Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but he's not happy with it. Inst... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 49) Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 50) "Tell me," said the hiker to the local farmer, "will this pathway take me to the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 51) What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A dressmaker sews what... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 52) What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen? "There's mo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 53) Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ? He wan... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 54) Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 55) What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ? I'm on the horns... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 56) Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out o... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 57) Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ? He wanted sweet and sour po... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 58) Why was the farmer hopping mad ? Because someone had trodden on his corn !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 59) Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow? Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 60) Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he turns his cow to pasture.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 61) What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 62) What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 63) Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 64) How does the pig farmer get to the fair? He rides piggyback.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 65) How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 66) Why are farmers cruel? Because they pull corn by the ears.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 67) What do you call an Arab dairy farmer? A milk sheik.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 68) How does a farmer send messages? By e-i-e-i-o-mail.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
