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The Best Firefighter Jokes: |
| 1) Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman
is dead?
A. The rem... Show more |
| 2) A fire broke out in a six story apartment
building last week... Show more |
| 3) Three firefighters
went out on a
hunting trip. There was a ro... Show more |
| 4) A fire started on some grassland near a
farm in Indiana. The... Show more |
| 5) here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen
who always went bird h... Show more |
| 6) After the
fire-truck arrived at a
burning building in a small... Show more |
| 7) A fire chief died and went to heaven. When
he got there he sa... Show more |
| 8) During a big fire downtown the firemen
were having a bit of
t... Show more |
| 9) There was a huge fire at a big city soda
factory. The city
co... Show more |
| 10) One day a boy was drowning in a near by
lake. A firefighter s... Show more |
| 11) When the employees of a
restaurant
attended a fire safety sem... Show more |
| 12) When the employees of a
restaurant
attended a fire safety sem... Show more |
| 13) A firefighter died and went to hell where
he finds
a wall of... Show more |
| 14) A fireman and
policeman died and both
went to heaven where th... Show more |
| 15) A man calls the fire
department and
says, "Yes, I have just h... Show more |
| 16) The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town
had just been buried... Show more |
| 17) Seems
the Shah of Iran was visiting
Disneyland with his young... Show more |
| 18) Two fellows were sitting in a coffee
shop...suddenly
the Town... Show more |
| 19) The Fire brigade phones George Graham in
the
early hours of S... Show more |
| 20) A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory
was always late for... Show more |
| 21) How many firemen does it take
to change
a light bulb?
Four -... Show more |
| 22) Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look
out
the window in the... Show more |
| 23) Q. How do you get down from an aerial
ladder?
A. You don't... Show more |
| 24) Q: Did you know that the three wise men
were firemen?
A: It... Show more |
| 25) Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire
Chief two Lotus Notes... Show more |
| 26) What usually comes after the monster
lights the birthday cand... Show more |
| 27) Q.How do you put out a
fire?
A.Take away the HEAT , FUEL ,... Show more |
| 28) If - H 2 O - is on the inside of
a
fire hydrant, what is on t... Show more |
| 29) Q: What is
the first thing off the
truck at a trailer fire?... Show more |
| 30) All of the firefighters at my station are
quick.
They're even... Show more |
| 31) What did the fireman's wife get for
Christmas ?
A ladder in he... Show more |
| 32) Q: What word begins with the letter "F"
and ends
in "UCK"?
A... Show more |
| 33) What did the fireman say when the church
caught on fire?
"H... Show more |
| 34) Q. A fireman had
two sons. What did he
name them?
A. Hosea a... Show more |
| 35) Q. What does CHAOS stand
for?
A.
The Chiefs Have Arrived On... Show more |
| 36) Q. What does CHAOS stand for?
A.The
Chiefs Have Arrived On Sc... Show more |
| 37) Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
To
keep their pants up.... Show more |
| 38) Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have?
A. Engineers.... Show more |