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The Best Firefighter Jokes: |
| 1) A man calls the fire
department and
says, "Yes, I have just had my front yard lan... Read On » |
| 2) Three firefighters
went out on a
hunting trip. There was a rookie, a captain, and... Read On » |
| 3) here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen
who always went bird hunting
together an... Read On » |
| 4) A fireman and
policeman died and both
went to heaven where they were issued their... Read On » |
| 5) Two fellows were sitting in a coffee
shop...suddenly
the Town's Fire Alarm went o... Read On » |
| 6) Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman
is dead?
A. The remote control slips fr... Read On » |
| 7) A fire broke out in a six story apartment
building last week in a near by town. A... Read On » |
| 8) A fire started on some grassland near a
farm in Indiana. The fire department from... Read On » |
| 9) After the
fire-truck arrived at a
burning building in a small Spanish town, the... Read On » |
| 10) A fire chief died and went to heaven. When
he got there he saw a long line waitin... Read On » |
| 11) During a big fire downtown the firemen
were having a bit of
trouble. A woman was... Read On » |
| 12) There was a huge fire at a big city soda
factory. The city
company was losing gro... Read On » |
| 13) One day a boy was drowning in a near by
lake. A firefighter swam out and pulled t... Read On » |
| 14) When the employees of a
restaurant
attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a... Read On » |
| 15) When the employees of a
restaurant
attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a... Read On » |
| 16) A firefighter died and went to hell where
he finds
a wall of clocks.
After seein... Read On » |
| 17) The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town
had just been buried. The last words of... Read On » |
| 18) Seems
the Shah of Iran was visiting
Disneyland with his young son. The son
seem... Read On » |
| 19) The Fire brigade phones George Graham in
the
early hours of Sunday morning.
"M... Read On » |
| 20) A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory
was always late for work.
When confron... Read On » |
| 21) How many firemen does it take
to change
a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole... Read On » |
| 22) Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look
out
the window in the morning?
A: So the... Read On » |
| 23) Q. How do you get down from an aerial
ladder?
A. You don't get down from an aer... Read On » |
| 24) Q: Did you know that the three wise men
were firemen?
A: It says they came from... Read On » |
| 25) Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire
Chief two Lotus Notes
Gurus ?
A. FireWe... Read On » |
| 26) What usually comes after the monster
lights the birthday candles?
The fire depar... Read On » |
| 27) Q.How do you put out a
fire?
A.Take away the HEAT , FUEL , OXYGEN , or the CHIE... Read On » |
| 28) If - H 2 O - is on the inside of
a
fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
K 9 P... Read On » |
| 29) Q: What is
the first thing off the
truck at a trailer fire?
A: Lawn chair.... Read On » |
| 30) All of the firefighters at my station are
quick.
They're even "fast" asleep!... Read On » |
| 31) What did the fireman's wife get for
Christmas ?
A ladder in her stocking !... Read On » |
| 32) Q: What word begins with the letter "F"
and ends
in "UCK"?
A: FIRETRUCK.... Read On » |
| 33) What did the fireman say when the church
caught on fire?
"Holy smoke!"... Read On » |
| 34) Q. A fireman had
two sons. What did he
name them?
A. Hosea and Hoseb... Read On » |
| 35) Q. What does CHAOS stand
for?
A.
The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.... Read On » |
| 36) Q. What does CHAOS stand for?
A.The
Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.... Read On » |
| 37) Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
To
keep their pants up.... Read On » |
| 38) Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have?
A. Engineers.... Read On » |