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| 1) A man calls the fire department and says, "Yes, I have just had my front yard lan... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) Three firefighters went out on a hunting trip. There was a rookie, a captain, and... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen who always went bird hunting together an... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop...suddenly the Town's Fire Alarm went o... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips fr... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) A fire broke out in a six story apartment building last week in a near by town. A... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) After the fire-truck arrived at a burning building in a small Spanish town, the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) A fire chief died and went to heaven. When he got there he saw a long line waitin... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble. A woman was... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) There was a huge fire at a big city soda factory. The city company was losing gro... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) One day a boy was drowning in a near by lake. A firefighter swam out and pulled t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) A firefighter died and went to hell where he finds a wall of clocks. After seein... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) A fireman and policeman died and both went to heaven where they were issued their... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town had just been buried. The last words of... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) Seems the Shah of Iran was visiting Disneyland with his young son. The son seem... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning. "M... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confron... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? Four - three to cut a hole... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You don't get down from an aer... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen? A: It says they came from... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ? A. FireWe... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles? The fire depar... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) Q.How do you put out a fire? A.Take away the HEAT , FUEL , OXYGEN , or the CHIE... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire? A: Lawn chair.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They're even "fast" asleep!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 31) What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 32) Q: What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"? A: FIRETRUCK.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 33) What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? "Holy smoke!"... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 34) Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them? A. Hosea and Hoseb... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 35) Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 36) Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A.The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 37) Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 38) Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have? A. Engineers.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
