1 - The Fire brigade phones George Graham in
the
early hours of Sunday morning.
"Mr Graham sir, W... More ›› 2 - A man calls the fire
department and
says, "Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I
ha... More ›› 3 - Q: Did you know that the three wise men
were firemen?
A: It says they came from afir (a fire, a... More ›› 4 - Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire
Chief two Lotus Notes
Gurus ?
A. FireWeb .... of cours... More ›› 5 - What did the fireman say when the church
caught on fire?
"Holy smoke!"... More ›› 6 - A fire broke out in a six story apartment
building last week in a near by town. A blonde, a redh... More ›› 7 - Three firefighters
went out on a
hunting trip. There was a rookie, a captain, and a chief.
The... More ›› 8 - A fire started on some grassland near a
farm in Indiana. The fire department from the nearby tow... More ›› 9 - here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen
who always went bird hunting
together and they always r... More ›› 10 - After the
fire-truck arrived at a
burning building in a small Spanish town, the
firemen observ... More ›› 11 - A fire chief died and went to heaven. When
he got there he saw a long line waiting to get in to... More ›› 12 - During a big fire downtown the firemen
were having a bit of
trouble. A woman was stuck on the fo... More ›› 13 - There was a huge fire at a big city soda
factory. The city
company was losing ground and the own... More ›› 14 - One day a boy was drowning in a near by
lake. A firefighter swam out and pulled the boy up onto... More ›› 15 - When the employees of a
restaurant
attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official... More ›› 16 - When the employees of a
restaurant
attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official... More ›› 17 - A firefighter died and went to hell where
he finds
a wall of clocks.
After seeing all these clo... More ›› 18 - A fireman and
policeman died and both
went to heaven where they were issued their wings with
t... More ›› 19 - The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town
had just been buried. The last words of the service ove... More ›› 20 - Seems
the Shah of Iran was visiting
Disneyland with his young son. The son
seemed to be having... More ›› 21 - Two fellows were sitting in a coffee
shop...suddenly
the Town's Fire Alarm went off ... one jump... More ›› 22 - A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory
was always late for work.
When confronted by his boss... More ›› 23 - How many firemen does it take
to change
a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof an... More ›› 24 - Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look
out
the window in the morning?
A: So they have somethin... More ›› 25 - Q. How do you get down from an aerial
ladder?
A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You... More ›› 26 - Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman
is dead?
A. The remote control slips from his hand.... More ›› 27 - What usually comes after the monster
lights the birthday candles?
The fire department.... More ›› 28 - Q.How do you put out a
fire?
A.Take away the HEAT , FUEL , OXYGEN , or the CHIEF!... More ›› 29 - If - H 2 O - is on the inside of
a
fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
K 9 P... More ›› 30 - Q: What is
the first thing off the
truck at a trailer fire?
A: Lawn chair.... More ›› 31 - What does god and firemen NOT have in common.... God doesn't think he's a fireman.... More ›› 32 - All of the firefighters at my station are
quick.
They're even "fast" asleep!... More ›› 33 - What did the fireman's wife get for
Christmas ?
A ladder in her stocking !... More ›› 34 - Q: What word begins with the letter "F"
and ends
in "UCK"?
A: FIRETRUCK.... More ›› 35 - What do firemen and policemen have in common... They all want to be firemen.... More ›› 36 - Q. A fireman had
two sons. What did he
name them?
A. Hosea and Hoseb... More ›› 37 - Q. What does CHAOS stand
for?
A.
The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.... More ›› 38 - Q. What does CHAOS stand for?
A.The
Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.... More ›› 39 - Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
To
keep their pants up.... More ›› 40 - Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have?
A. Engineers.... More ›› |
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