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The Best Ghost Jokes: |
| 1) One night, after closing time a
barman is
sitting at his bar... Show more |
| 2) A man was staying in a big old
house and in
the middle of the... Show more |
| 3) A butler came running into his important
master's
office.
"... Show more |
| 4) Student l: "Did
you know that ghosts are
protected by the Con... Show more |
| 5) Ghost: Are you coming to my party?
Spook:
Where is it?
Ghos... Show more |
| 6) Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated
into
my room... Show more |
| 7) What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at
his
local pu... Show more |
| 8) Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always
running after the gho... Show more |
| 9) What do you get is you cross a ghost with a
packet of potato... Show more |
| 10) What did the mother ghost tell
the kid ghost
when he went out... Show more |
| 11) Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for
rubbish and blu... Show more |
| 12) Did you hear about the
ghost who enjoyed
doing housework?
H... Show more |
| 13) What is the first thing ghosts do when they get
into a
car?... Show more |
| 14) How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a
living?
By appe... Show more |
| 15) Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to
fly?
He was plea... Show more |
| 16) Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?
That's when the gho... Show more |
| 17) What's the first thing ghosts do when they get
into
a car?-... Show more |
| 18) What did the mother ghost say to the naughty
baby ghost?
Sp... Show more |
| 19) Q: What directions did the
ghost give the
goblin? A: "Make a... Show more |
| 20) What did one
ghost say to another?
I'm
sorry, but I just do... Show more |
| 21) What did the little ghost give his mom for
Mother's Day?
A b... Show more |
| 22) Why don't ghosts make good magicians.
You
can see right throu... Show more |
| 23) What do
ghosts say when a girl footballer is
sent off ?
Ban-... Show more |
| 24) Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari?
He was a big... Show more |
| 25) Why did the ghost go to the funfair.
He
wanted to go on the r... Show more |
| 26) What do you call a ghost who only
haunts the
Town Hall?
The... Show more |
| 27) What did the papa ghost say
to the baby
ghost.
Fasten your... Show more |
| 28) What happened to the ghost who went to a party?
He had a wail... Show more |
| 29) How can you tell if a ghost is
about to
faint?
He gets pale... Show more |
| 30) Why did the ghost work at
Scotland Yard?
He was the Chief I... Show more |
| 31) How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly
flat?
You use a spi... Show more |
| 32) What do you call a ghost that stays out all
night?
Afresh a... Show more |
| 33) What do you call the ghost who is a
child-rearing expert?
Dr... Show more |
| 34) Why were the ghosts wet and tired?
They had
just dread-ged th... Show more |
| 35) This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't
think what possess... Show more |
| 36) Knock Knock
Who's there !
Boo !
Boo
who ?
Just Boo ! I'm a... Show more |
| 37) Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?
The skeleton... Show more |
| 38) What are pupils at ghost schools called?
Ghoulboys and ghoulg... Show more |
| 39) Why is a ghost like an empty house?
Because
there's no body t... Show more |
| 40) Q: How do ghosts fly from
one place to
another? A: By scarepl... Show more |
| 41) How did the bootician style the ghost's hair?
With a scare dr... Show more |
| 42) What Central American country has the
most
spooks?
Ghosta R... Show more |
| 43) What's a ghosts favorite ride at the
carnival?
The roller ghos... Show more |
| 44) Did you hear about the ghost comedian?
He
was booed off stage... Show more |
| 45) Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up... Show more |
| 46) When do ghosts play tricks on each other?
On
April Ghoul's Da... Show more |
| 47) What do young ghosts write their homework in?
Exorcise books.... Show more |
| 48) What did the little ghost eat for lunch?
A
booloney sandwich!... Show more |
| 49) Did you hear about the sick ghost?
He had
oooooo-ping cough.... Show more |
| 50) What do you call a
ghost at midnight?
A
sheet in the dark!... Show more |
| 51) Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?
At a
ghastly station.... Show more |
| 52) What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?
Lazy bones.... Show more |
| 53) What do you get when you cross Bambi with a
ghost?
Bamboo.... Show more |
| 54) When do ghosts usually appear?
Just before
someone screams.... Show more |
| 55) What do ghosts watch if they want to
relax?
Skelly-vision!... Show more |
| 56) What do you call a ghost with a broken
leg?
Hoblin Goblin.... Show more |
| 57) What do you call a ghost in a torn
sheet?
A holy terror.... Show more |
| 58) What sort of violin does a
ghost play?
A
dreadivarius.... Show more |
| 59) Where do baby ghosts go during the
day?
Dayscare centers... Show more |
| 60) What is a ghost's favorite Wild West
town?
Tombstone.... Show more |
| 61) What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A
dead end.... Show more |
| 62) What European capital has the most ghosts?
Boodapest!... Show more |
| 63) What do ghosts like about riding horses?
Ghoulloping.... Show more |
| 64) Which day of the week do ghosts like best?
Moandays.... Show more |
| 65) Where would you take a ghost for lunch?
Pizza Haunt!... Show more |
| 66) What is a ghost
boxer called?
A
phantomweight.... Show more |
| 67) Which ghost ate too much porridge?
Ghouldilocks.... Show more |
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