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| 1) One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own buis... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room! Ghost: Don't worr... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ? Ban-she, ban-she !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghos... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) A butler came running into his important master's office. "Sir, sir, there's a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) Student l: "Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?" Studen... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - y... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub? The landlord sai... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? "Don't ge... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round w... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car? They fasten their sh... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on te... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That's when the ghosts do their spring... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?- They boo-kle their s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you're spoo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: "Make a fright turn at the c... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry, but I just don't believe in peopl... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) Why don't ghosts make good magicians. You can see right through their tricks.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) Why did the ghost go to the funfair. He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost. Fasten your sheet belt.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint? He gets pale as a sheet.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 31) How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat? You use a spirit level.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 32) What do you call a ghost that stays out all night? Afresh air freak.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 33) What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert? Dr Spook.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 34) Why were the ghosts wet and tired? They had just dread-ged the lake.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 35) This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't think what possessed her.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 36) Knock Knock Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ? Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 37) Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 38) What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 39) Why is a ghost like an empty house? Because there's no body there!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 40) Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 41) How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 42) What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 43) What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival? The roller ghosted.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 44) Did you hear about the ghost comedian? He was booed off stage.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 45) Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 46) When do ghosts play tricks on each other? On April Ghoul's Day... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 47) What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 48) What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 49) Did you hear about the sick ghost? He had oooooo-ping cough.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 50) What do you call a ghost at midnight? A sheet in the dark!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 51) Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 52) What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping? Lazy bones.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 53) What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 54) When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 55) What do ghosts watch if they want to relax? Skelly-vision!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 56) What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 57) What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 58) What sort of violin does a ghost play? A dreadivarius.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 59) Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 60) What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town? Tombstone.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 61) What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 62) What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 63) What do ghosts like about riding horses? Ghoulloping.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 64) Which day of the week do ghosts like best? Moandays.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 65) Where would you take a ghost for lunch? Pizza Haunt!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 66) What is a ghost boxer called? A phantomweight.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 67) Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
