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The Best Gorilla Jokes: |
| 1) A gorilla was
walking through the jungle
when he came across... Show more |
| 2) A man walks outside to his car for work, when
he
notices a go... Show more |
| 3) How does a Gorilla become another
animal?
When a Mafia don hir... Show more |
| 4) When the
lumberjacks sawed down the tree,
where did the Goril... Show more |
| 5) What would happen if you crossed Magilla
Gorilla with a Saint... Show more |
| 6) What did the great Ape
shout to the pilots
who tried to shoot... Show more |
| 7) Why did the
girl Gorilla, engaged to the
invisible man, call... Show more |
| 8) What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a
gorilla to warn th... Show more |
| 9) Why do waiters
like Gorillas better than
flies?
Did you ever... Show more |
| 10) Why did both Germany and the U.S
want to
hire Apes during Wor... Show more |
| 11) What happens if you cross
a parrot with a
Gorilla?
Nobody is... Show more |
| 12) Which city holds the record for the most
suicides
committed b... Show more |
| 13) How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington
at Valley Forge?... Show more |
| 14) What's black, brown and white, black, brown
and white, brown an... Show more |
| 15) When did the Gorillas start to picket
the
cookie factory?
Th... Show more |
| 16) Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece
of raw meat on his... Show more |
| 17) What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a
pretty
girl?
I... Show more |
| 18) How did the obscene telephone caller get
attacked by the Gori... Show more |
| 19) What did the great Ape say as he plummeted
from the
skyscrape... Show more |
| 20) Why do Apes
love to go to school in bad
neighbourhoods?
They... Show more |
| 21) How do you stop a
thundering herd of
Apes?
Hold up your arm... Show more |
| 22) Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape
money?
It's dang... Show more |
| 23) How do you make a Gorilla float?
Two scoops
of ice cream, some... Show more |
| 24) If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in
a bedroom, what d... Show more |
| 25) Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher
make it
in the major leagues... Show more |
| 26) Why did the
actor fire his Gorilla
agent?
The big Ape kept w... Show more |
| 27) Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from
another
animal whe... Show more |
| 28) Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a
race?
A. Because a... Show more |
| 29) Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?
An
advertisement's headline e... Show more |
| 30) Why do the Gorillas
like Jimmy
Carter?
They don't really kno... Show more |
| 31) Why did the Ape jump off the building?
He
wanted to show the w... Show more |
| 32) What happened when the Ape won
the door
prize?
He didn't tak... Show more |
| 33) How do we know that Apes are
like fish
after a rainstorm?
Th... Show more |
| 34) What happens if you cross an Ape with an
octopus?
You get a fu... Show more |
| 35) Why do primates do so
well in show
biz?
Put any Ape in the s... Show more |
| 36) How did the dog warn its master that a
Gorilla was approachin... Show more |
| 37) Q: What do you get when you put an
experimental monkey in a b... Show more |
| 38) How come the giant Ape climbed up
the side
of the skyscraper?... Show more |
| 39) Which author do the Gorillas love
most?
Joh Steinbeck - who... Show more |
| 40) Who is the Gorillas' favourite
playwright?
Eugene O'Neill -... Show more |
| 41) How do you prepare a Gorilla
sundae?
Your start getting it r... Show more |
| 42) Why do Apes like tall buildings?
They want
to climb the height... Show more |
| 43) If George
Raft's wife gave birth to twin
Gorillas, would they... Show more |
| 44) Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a
tree?
A: A gorill... Show more |
| 45) What did George Washington have to do with
Gorillas?
As little... Show more |
| 46) If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great
Lakes, what wi... Show more |
| 47) Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire
most?
Gorilla Monsoon -... Show more |
| 48) What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign,
'Clean
Washroom... Show more |
| 49) Why did the
Gorilla enlist in the ragged
continental army?
T... Show more |
| 50) How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty
contest?
She was the b... Show more |
| 51) How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy'
Calendar?
She was... Show more |
| 52) What happens when you throw
one banana to
two hungry Apes?
A... Show more |
| 53) Why do apes climb to the tops of
buildings?
The elevator men a... Show more |
| 54) Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?
A
fiend in need is a f... Show more |
| 55) Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of
recent years?
Ha... Show more |
| 56) Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of
the tree
?
A: Because it... Show more |
| 57) Do you know a
favourite expression used by
the Gorillas?
Ape... Show more |
| 58) What's hairy and flies through the
air?
Jonathan Livingstone G... Show more |
| 59) Where did the
Gorilla play baseball?
In
the bush leagues,of... Show more |
| 60) How do you make a Gorilla stew?
You keep it
waiting for three... Show more |
| 61) What gives a gorilla good taste?
Four years
in an Ivy League s... Show more |
| 62) What's black, hairy, and writes
under
water?
A ball-point go... Show more |
| 63) What political party entices most
Gorillas?
The Treepublican P... Show more |
| 64) Which two names figure prominently in every
Ape's
diet?
Ben/... Show more |
| 65) What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to
Paris?
Ape Suzet... Show more |
| 66) Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A:
They have big fingers... Show more |
| 67) How
do you make a Gorilla laugh?
Tell
it an elephant joke!... Show more |
| 68) Why are Gorillas underpaid?
They're
willing to work peanuts!... Show more |
| 69) Q: Why are gorillas so noisy?
A: They were
raised in a zoo!... Show more |
| 70) What did the Gorilla call his first
wife?
His prime-mate!... Show more |
| 71) Which operetta make the Gorilla
crack
up?
Nutty Marietta!... Show more |
| 72) Which song title makes an Ape
heartsick?
Gorilla My Dreams!... Show more |
| 73) Why did the Gorilla fail English?
He had
little Ape-titude!... Show more |
| 74) Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?
An
ape-ricot sour!... Show more |
| 75) What does a Gorilla learn first in
school?
The Apey-cees!... Show more |
| 76) What do you feed a 600 pound
Gorilla?
Anything it wants!... Show more |
| 77) Which book makes prudish Gorillas
blush?
The Naked Ape!... Show more |
| 78) What is the Ape monster's name?
Godzilla
Gorilla!... Show more |
| 79) Do Apes kiss?
Yes, but never on the first
date!... Show more |
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