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A woman was cutting her husband's
thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack.
She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious
qualities. "It has more vitamin C than an orange," she remarked.
"And more hair than Dad," added their son.
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| 21) How much for a haircut?
Barber:
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| 22) Karen: Have you noticed
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| 23) First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch
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| 24) What do you call
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| 25) My barber is a specialist in road map
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How come?
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| 26) Doctor, Doctor my
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| 27) What do you get if you cross a
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| 28) Customer: Couldn't you see I was going
bald?
Barber: No, the... Show more |
| 29) Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair
all down her back.
Har... Show more |
| 30) Barber: Your hair is getting grey,
Sir.
Customer: I'm not su... Show more |
| 31) If the Pilgrims came over on the
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| 32) Why does a barber never shave a man with
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wooden leg?
Beca... Show more |
| 33) Why did the bald man put a rabbit
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| 34) What do you get if you cross a
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| 35) Customer: Why did
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much hair?
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| 36) Look at that bald man over there.
It's the first time I've se... Show more |
| 37) Teacher: I see
you don't cut your
hair any longer.
Fred: No... Show more |
| 38) When can you dive in a swimming pool and
not
get your hair we... Show more |
| 39) Customer: Why is my hairline
receding?
Barber: It's not. You... Show more |
| 40) YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE
A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A... Show more |
| 41) YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU
WHERE A
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| 42) Customer: Why doesn't my
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look good?
Barber: It's on... Show more |
| 43) Why do polo bears like bald men ?
Because they have a great,... Show more |
| 44) Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their
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| 45) What do you get if you cross a wireless
with a
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| 46) There are three ways a
man wears his
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| 47) Why do bald-headed men never use
keys?
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| 48) Why do barbers make good drivers?
Because they know all the s... Show more |
| 49) I had a dream you were a tire last
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| 50) What should you buy if your
hair
falls out ?
A good vacuum c... Show more |
| 51) What's a barber's favourite kind of
holiday?
Cruising on a cl... Show more |
| 52) Is that your face or are you
wearing
your hair back to front... Show more |
| 53) Why was the lady's hair
angry?
Because she was always teasing... Show more |
| 54) Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barber
!
Barber who ?
Barberd wir... Show more |
| 55) What do you call a policeman with blonde
hair ?
A fair cop !... Show more |
| 56) Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you
for a green
rabbit.... Show more |
| 57) For what person do all men take off
their hats?
The barber.... Show more |
| 58) Why did the bald man go outside ?
To
get some fresh hair !... Show more |
| 59) What do you call a high-priced barber
shop?
A clip joint.... Show more |
| 60) How does a barber make phone calls?
He cuts them short.... Show more |
| 61) Who never gets his hair wet in the
shower? A bald man.... Show more |
| 62) What do you call a
proton with big
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A 'froton.... Show more |
| 63) What's your dad getting for Christmas?
Bald and fat.... Show more |
| 64) What do you call a pen with no hair
?
A bald point !... Show more |
| 65) What side of a monster has more hair
?
The outside !... Show more |
| 66) How can you avoid falling hair?
Get
out of the way.... Show more |
| 67) I want a hair cut please.
Certainly,
which one !... Show more |
| 68) Your so bald, I can see what your
thinking.... Show more |
| 69) What kind of hair do oceans have
?
Wavy !... Show more |
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