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| 1) A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg gets invited to a costume party. Being sh... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) a guy was teased everywhere of his totally noticably bald head! Afta goin thru yr... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) A guy walks in to the Barbershop. Barber says, "What will it be today?" Guy says,... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) A woman was cutting her husband's thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived h... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he me... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll h... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, "How'd you get... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) A little girl climbed into her grandfather's lap and studied his white, balding h... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one starts complaining about being... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) The Sunday School teacher asked if any of the children's parents had quoted from... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few poun... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitc... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) After accepting an invitation to dance with a rather prematurely balding man a yo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) A man sitting in a barber's chair noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair. "Haircut, sir?" a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) America's oldest lady was 115 years old today, and she hasn't got a grey hair on... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ? Sharon: No, why ? Karen:... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair! Second boy: I'm... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come? When he's finished, y... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) Customer: Couldn't you see I was going bald? Barber: No, the shine from your hea... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 31) Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity it's not on... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 32) Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir. Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up,... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 33) If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive? On clipp... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 34) Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 35) Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 36) What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ? Permanent wa... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 37) Customer: Why did you take off so much hair? Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 38) Look at that bald man over there. It's the first time I've seen a parting with ea... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 39) Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir, I cut it short... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 40) When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ? When your bald... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 41) Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 42) YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 43) Customer: Why doesn't my hairline look good? Barber: It's on the same old head.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 44) Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 45) Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A: It matches their mustaches.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 46) What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 47) There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 48) Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 49) I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 50) What should you buy if your hair falls out ? A good vacuum cleaner !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 51) What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 52) Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 53) Why was the lady's hair angry? Because she was always teasing it.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 54) Knock Knock Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ? Barberd wire !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 55) What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 56) Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 57) For what person do all men take off their hats? The barber.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 58) Why did the bald man go outside ? To get some fresh hair !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 59) What do you call a high-priced barber shop? A clip joint.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 60) How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 61) Who never gets his hair wet in the shower? A bald man.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 62) What do you call a proton with big hair? A 'froton.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 63) What's your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 64) What do you call a pen with no hair ? A bald point !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 65) What side of a monster has more hair ? The outside !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 66) How can you avoid falling hair? Get out of the way.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 67) I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 68) Your so bald, I can see what your thinking.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 69) What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 70) Your so bald your bald... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
