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The Best Hair And Bald Jokes: |
| 1) A man and a little boy entered a
barbershop
together. After the man received the... Read On » |
| 2) Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg
gets invited to a costume party. Being sh... Read On » |
| 3) a guy was teased everywhere of his
totally noticably bald head! Afta goin thru yr... Read On » |
| 4) YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE
A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.... Read On » |
| 5) A man was getting a haircut prior to a
trip to Rome. He
mentioned the trip to the... Read On » |
| 6) A guy walks in to the
Barbershop.
Barber says, "What will it be today?" Guy says,... Read On » |
| 7) A woman was cutting her husband's
thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived h... Read On » |
| 8) How much for a haircut?
Barber:
Fifteen dollars.
How much for a shave?
Barber... Read On » |
| 9) Why do bald-headed men never use
keys?
Because they've lost their locks.... Read On » |
| 10) A man enters a barber shop for a shave.
While the barber is foaming him up, he me... Read On » |
| 11) A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat
on the barber's chair
and said, "I'll h... Read On » |
| 12) A guy admired the hair of three girls.
He walked by one
and asked, "How'd you get... Read On » |
| 13) A little girl climbed
into her
grandfather's lap and studied his white, balding h... Read On » |
| 14) two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one
starts complaining about being... Read On » |
| 15) The Sunday
School teacher asked if
any of the children's parents had quoted from... Read On » |
| 16) Doctor, doctor, can you give me
something for my baldness?
How about a few poun... Read On » |
| 17) Janet came home from school and asked
her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitc... Read On » |
| 18) After accepting an
invitation to
dance with a rather prematurely balding man a yo... Read On » |
| 19) A man sitting in a barber's
chair
noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty... Read On » |
| 20) Barber: And how
old are you, little
man?
Fred: Eight.
Barber: And do you want... Read On » |
| 21) A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an
empty
chair.
"Haircut, sir?" a... Read On » |
| 22) America's
oldest lady was 115 years
old today, and she hasn't got a grey hair on... Read On » |
| 23) Barber: Were
you wearing a red scarf
when you came in? Customer: No.
Barber: Oh... Read On » |
| 24) Karen: Have you noticed
that Daddy
is getting taller ?
Sharon: No, why ?
Karen:... Read On » |
| 25) First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch
and didn't turn a hair!
Second boy: I'm... Read On » |
| 26) What do you call
an English teacher,
five feet tall, covered from head to toe in... Read On » |
| 27) My barber is a specialist in road map
shaves.
How come?
When he's finished, y... Read On » |
| 28) Doctor, Doctor my
hair keeps falling
out, can you give me anything to keep it in... Read On » |
| 29) What do you get if you cross a
hairdresser with a werewolf?
A monster with an a... Read On » |
| 30) Customer: Couldn't you see I was going
bald?
Barber: No, the shine from your hea... Read On » |
| 31) Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair
all down her back.
Harry: Pity it's not on... Read On » |
| 32) Barber: Your hair is getting grey,
Sir.
Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up,... Read On » |
| 33) If the Pilgrims came over on the
Mayflower, how did the
barbers arrive?
On clipp... Read On » |
| 34) Why does a barber never shave a man with
a
wooden leg?
Because he always uses a... Read On » |
| 35) Why did the bald man put a rabbit
on
his head?
Because he wanted a head of hare... Read On » |
| 36) What do you get if you cross a
hairdresser and a bucket
of cement ?
Permanent wa... Read On » |
| 37) Customer: Why did
you take off so
much hair?
Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to... Read On » |
| 38) Look at that bald man over there.
It's the first time I've seen a parting with ea... Read On » |
| 39) Teacher: I see
you don't cut your
hair any longer.
Fred: No sir, I cut it short... Read On » |
| 40) When can you dive in a swimming pool and
not
get your hair wet ?
When your bald... Read On » |
| 41) Customer: Why is my hairline
receding?
Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing... Read On » |
| 42) YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU
WHERE A
TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.... Read On » |
| 43) Customer: Why doesn't my
hairline
look good?
Barber: It's on the same old head.... Read On » |
| 44) Why do polo bears like bald men ?
Because they have a great, white, bear place !... Read On » |
| 45) Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their
hair?
A: It matches their mustaches.... Read On » |
| 46) What do you get if you cross a wireless
with a
hairdresser ?
Radio waves !... Read On » |
| 47) There are three ways a
man wears his
hair - parted- unparted or departed... Read On » |
| 48) Why do barbers make good drivers?
Because they know all the short cuts.... Read On » |
| 49) I had a dream you were a tire last
night. I woke up and you were
bald.... Read On » |
| 50) What should you buy if your
hair
falls out ?
A good vacuum cleaner !... Read On » |
| 51) What's a barber's favourite kind of
holiday?
Cruising on a clipper.... Read On » |
| 52) Is that your face or are you
wearing
your hair back to front today?... Read On » |
| 53) Why was the lady's hair
angry?
Because she was always teasing it.... Read On » |
| 54) Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barber
!
Barber who ?
Barberd wire !... Read On » |
| 55) What do you call a policeman with blonde
hair ?
A fair cop !... Read On » |
| 56) Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you
for a green
rabbit.... Read On » |
| 57) For what person do all men take off
their hats?
The barber.... Read On » |
| 58) Why did the bald man go outside ?
To
get some fresh hair !... Read On » |
| 59) What do you call a high-priced barber
shop?
A clip joint.... Read On » |
| 60) How does a barber make phone calls?
He cuts them short.... Read On » |
| 61) Who never gets his hair wet in the
shower? A bald man.... Read On » |
| 62) What do you call a
proton with big
hair?
A 'froton.... Read On » |
| 63) What's your dad getting for Christmas?
Bald and fat.... Read On » |
| 64) What do you call a pen with no hair
?
A bald point !... Read On » |
| 65) What side of a monster has more hair
?
The outside !... Read On » |
| 66) How can you avoid falling hair?
Get
out of the way.... Read On » |
| 67) I want a hair cut please.
Certainly,
which one !... Read On » |
| 68) Your so bald, I can see what your
thinking.... Read On » |
| 69) What kind of hair do oceans have
?
Wavy !... Read On » |
| 70) Your so bald your bald... Read On » |