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The Best Halloween Jokes: |
| 1) One Halloween this woman opens her
door
to find the most ador... Show more |
| 2) At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental
hygienist realiz... Show more |
| 3) A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet
over his head.... Show more |
| 4) Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for
the best costume a... Show more |
| 5) A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet
over his head.... Show more |
| 6) A Toledo man was
admitted to the city
hospital last night wit... Show more |
| 7) What happened when the girl dressed as a
spoon left the Hallo... Show more |
| 8) What happened when the girl dressed as
a
spoon left the Hallo... Show more |
| 9) Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your
Halloween party?"... Show more |
| 10) What do
stupid kids do at Halloween
?
They carve a face on a... Show more |
| 11) Why is the air so clean and
healthy on
Halloween?
Because s... Show more |
| 12) What do witches eat at Halloween?
Spook-etti, Halloweenies, D... Show more |
| 13) Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do
about it?
Hire y... Show more |
| 14) Why is the air so clean and healthy on
Halloween?
Because so... Show more |
| 15) What do witches eat at Halloween
?
Spooketti, halloweenies, de... Show more |
| 16) What happened to the girl who
wore a
mouse costume to her Hal... Show more |
| 17) What would you get if you
crossed
Halloween with Independence... Show more |
| 18) Why aren't burgers the
least bit scared
of Halloween?
They'r... Show more |
| 19) Why
did the wizard wear a yellow robe to
the Halloween party?... Show more |
| 20) Why are teachers happy at Halloween
parties?
Because there'... Show more |
| 21) Why did the boy carry a clock and a
bird
on Halloween ?
It w... Show more |
| 22) Where do ghoulies
go to on the day
before Halloween party?... Show more |
| 23) Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass
skirts?
Becaus... Show more |
| 24) Where's the most dangerous place to go
trick-or-treating?
O... Show more |
| 25) What did the really ugly man do for a living?
He posed for Ha... Show more |
| 26) What would you get if you crossed Halloween
with
Christmas?... Show more |
| 27) How do you get the most apples when bobbing
at Halloween
We... Show more |
| 28) What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on
Halloween?
A tric... Show more |
| 29) What kind of make up was the girl wearing on
Halloween?
Mash... Show more |
| 30) What is a childs's favourite type of
Halloween candy?
Lots a... Show more |
| 31) What did the ghost serve at his Halloween
party?
Hallowiene... Show more |
| 32) Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for
Halloween?
A: Dea... Show more |
| 33) How do zombies celebrate Halloween?
They
paint the town dead!... Show more |
| 34) Q: What do little trees say
on
Halloween? A: Twig or treat.... Show more |
| 35) Who turns the lights off at halloween
?
The light's witch !... Show more |
| 36) What do fishermen say
on Halloween?
"Trick-or-trout!"... Show more |
| 37) What kind of protozoa likes
Halloween?
An amoeboo!... Show more |
| 38) Q: What do
birds give out on Halloween?
A: Tweets.... Show more |
| 39) What do birds say on Halloween?
"Trick-or-tweet!"... Show more |
| 40) What do rednecks do on
Halloween?
Pump-kin!... Show more |
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