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| 1) One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, wi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween pa... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn't... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. "Are you here as a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) What do fishermen say on Halloween? "Trick-or-trout!"... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. 'Are you here as a g... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one m... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ? No one... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?" Girl 2: "Sure. The... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) What do stupid kids do at Halloween ? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil's food cake and... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Hall... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are swe... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and b... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth o... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? They're used to people 'go... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ? It was for 'tick or twee... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlou... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) Where's the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating? On the psycho path!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween? Mash-scara!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 31) What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 32) What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 33) Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 34) How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 35) Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 36) Who turns the lights off at halloween ? The light's witch !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 37) What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 38) Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 39) What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick-or-tweet!"... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 40) What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
