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halloween JOKES (random)

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY halloween JOKES:

 1 - What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.... More ››
 2 - One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond... More ››
 3 - A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. "Are you here as a ghost?" asked h... More ››
 4 - What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie.... More ››
 5 - Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? They're used to people 'goblin' them!... More ››
 6 - At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn't make it to the... More ››
 7 - A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for... More ››
 8 - What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ? No one moved. They co... More ››
 9 - Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.... More ››
 10 - Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ? It was for 'tick or tweet' !... More ››
 11 - Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour.... More ››
 12 - Where's the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating? On the psycho path!... More ››
 13 - Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.... More ››
 14 - How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!... More ››
 15 - Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.... More ››
 16 - What do fishermen say on Halloween? "Trick-or-trout!"... More ››
 17 - Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because... More ››
 18 - A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. 'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked h... More ››
 19 - What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They coul... More ››
 20 - Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?" Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scar... More ››
 21 - What do stupid kids do at Halloween ? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins... More ››
 22 - Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky... More ››
 23 - Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.... More ››
 24 - What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !... More ››
 25 - What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.... More ››
 26 - What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!... More ››
 27 - Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana.... More ››
 28 - Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!... More ››
 29 - Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!... More ››
 30 - What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.... More ››
 31 - What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!... More ››
 32 - How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !... More ››
 33 - What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!... More ››
 34 - What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween? Mash-scara!... More ››
 35 - What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!... More ››
 36 - Who turns the lights off at halloween ? The light's witch !... More ››
 37 - What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo!... More ››
 38 - Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets.... More ››
 39 - What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick-or-tweet!"... More ››
 40 - What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin!... More ››
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