1 - What is a childs's favourite type of
Lots a candy.... More ››
2 - One Halloween this woman opens her
to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond... More ››
3 - A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet
over his head.
"Are you here as a ghost?" asked h... More ››
4 - What do witches eat at Halloween?
Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie.... More ››
5 - Why aren't burgers the
least bit scared
They're used to people 'goblin' them!... More ››
6 - At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental
hygienist realized that she wouldn't make it to the... More ››
7 - A Toledo man was
admitted to the city
hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for... More ››
8 - What happened when the girl dressed as
spoon left the Halloween party ?
No one moved. They co... More ››
9 - Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do
Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.... More ››
10 - Why did the boy carry a clock and a
on Halloween ?
It was for 'tick or tweet' !... More ››
11 - Where do ghoulies
go to on the day
before Halloween party?
To the boo-ty parlour.... More ››
12 - Where's the most dangerous place to go
On the psycho path!... More ››
13 - Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for
A: Dead.... More ››
14 - How do zombies celebrate Halloween?
paint the town dead!... More ››
15 - Q: What do little trees say
Halloween? A: Twig or treat.... More ››
16 - What do fishermen say
"Trick-or-trout!"... More ››
17 - Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for
the best costume at
the Halloween party?
Because... More ››
18 - A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet
over his head.
'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked h... More ››
19 - What happened when the girl dressed as a
spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They coul... More ››
20 - Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your
Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scar... More ››
21 - What do
stupid kids do at Halloween
They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins... More ››
22 - Why is the air so clean and
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky... More ››
23 - Why is the air so clean and healthy on
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.... More ››
24 - What do witches eat at Halloween
Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !... More ››
25 - What happened to the girl who
mouse costume to her Halloween party?
The cat ate her.... More ››
26 - What would you get if you
Halloween with Independence Day?
The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!... More ››
27 - Why
did the wizard wear a yellow robe to
the Halloween party?
He was going as a banana.... More ››
28 - Why are teachers happy at Halloween
Because there's lots of school spirit!... More ››
29 - Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass
Because it was Hulaween!... More ››
30 - What did the really ugly man do for a living?
He posed for Halloween masks.... More ››
31 - What would you get if you crossed Halloween
A ghoul Yule!... More ››
32 - How do you get the most apples when bobbing
Wear a snorkel !... More ››
33 - What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on
A trick-or-fleat!... More ››
34 - What kind of make up was the girl wearing on
Mash-scara!... More ››
35 - What did the ghost serve at his Halloween
Hallowieners!... More ››
36 - Who turns the lights off at halloween
The light's witch !... More ››
37 - What kind of protozoa likes
An amoeboo!... More ››
38 - Q: What do
birds give out on Halloween?
A: Tweets.... More ››
39 - What do birds say on Halloween?
"Trick-or-tweet!"... More ››
40 - What do rednecks do on
Pump-kin!... More ››