1 - What is a childs's favourite type of
Halloween candy?
Lots a candy.... More ›› 2 - One Halloween this woman opens her
door
to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond... More ›› 3 - A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet
over his head.
"Are you here as a ghost?" asked h... More ›› 4 - What do witches eat at Halloween?
Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie.... More ›› 5 - Why aren't burgers the
least bit scared
of Halloween?
They're used to people 'goblin' them!... More ›› 6 - At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental
hygienist realized that she wouldn't make it to the... More ›› 7 - A Toledo man was
admitted to the city
hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for... More ›› 8 - What happened when the girl dressed as
a
spoon left the Halloween party ?
No one moved. They co... More ›› 9 - Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do
about it?
Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.... More ›› 10 - Why did the boy carry a clock and a
bird
on Halloween ?
It was for 'tick or tweet' !... More ›› 11 - Where do ghoulies
go to on the day
before Halloween party?
To the boo-ty parlour.... More ›› 12 - Where's the most dangerous place to go
trick-or-treating?
On the psycho path!... More ›› 13 - Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for
Halloween?
A: Dead.... More ›› 14 - How do zombies celebrate Halloween?
They
paint the town dead!... More ›› 15 - Q: What do little trees say
on
Halloween? A: Twig or treat.... More ›› 16 - What do fishermen say
on Halloween?
"Trick-or-trout!"... More ›› 17 - Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for
the best costume at
the Halloween party?
Because... More ›› 18 - A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet
over his head.
'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked h... More ›› 19 - What happened when the girl dressed as a
spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They coul... More ›› 20 - Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your
Halloween party?"
Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scar... More ›› 21 - What do
stupid kids do at Halloween
?
They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins... More ›› 22 - Why is the air so clean and
healthy on
Halloween?
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky... More ›› 23 - Why is the air so clean and healthy on
Halloween?
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.... More ›› 24 - What do witches eat at Halloween
?
Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !... More ›› 25 - What happened to the girl who
wore a
mouse costume to her Halloween party?
The cat ate her.... More ›› 26 - What would you get if you
crossed
Halloween with Independence Day?
The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!... More ›› 27 - Why
did the wizard wear a yellow robe to
the Halloween party?
He was going as a banana.... More ›› 28 - Why are teachers happy at Halloween
parties?
Because there's lots of school spirit!... More ›› 29 - Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass
skirts?
Because it was Hulaween!... More ›› 30 - What did the really ugly man do for a living?
He posed for Halloween masks.... More ›› 31 - What would you get if you crossed Halloween
with
Christmas?
A ghoul Yule!... More ›› 32 - How do you get the most apples when bobbing
at Halloween
Wear a snorkel !... More ›› 33 - What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on
Halloween?
A trick-or-fleat!... More ›› 34 - What kind of make up was the girl wearing on
Halloween?
Mash-scara!... More ›› 35 - What did the ghost serve at his Halloween
party?
Hallowieners!... More ›› 36 - Who turns the lights off at halloween
?
The light's witch !... More ›› 37 - What kind of protozoa likes
Halloween?
An amoeboo!... More ›› 38 - Q: What do
birds give out on Halloween?
A: Tweets.... More ›› 39 - What do birds say on Halloween?
"Trick-or-tweet!"... More ›› 40 - What do rednecks do on
Halloween?
Pump-kin!... More ›› |
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