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| 1) A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. T... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car c... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates to... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boa... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tra... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had bee... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) Three college football coaches were flying across the country when their airplane... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) Morty the producer dies and goes to purgatory. The agent behind the counter says... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, th... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Upo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up. "Welcome to heaven... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) Three men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter. St. Peter: Hi, wha... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to thr... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admitta... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gen... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pea... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquire... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. The... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang. walk... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 31) Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 32) Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pe... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 33) A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 34) A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates. The... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 35) A Director arrives below and is met by Satan who shows him around. Turns out that... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 36) So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in th... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 37) A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 38) St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan propose... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 39) A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approache... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 40) In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are Ge... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 41) Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven? Ted: No, but... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 42) An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. "How did you get here?" he asked.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 43) What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 44) Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? A. Because if they all went, it would... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 45) Why did the angel lose her job? She had harp failure.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 46) How do angels greet each other? They say, Halo.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
