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The Best Heaven And Hell Jokes: |
| 1) A new York Divorce Lawyer died
and
arrived at the pearly gate... Show more |
| 2) One day while walking down the street
a highly successful exe... Show more |
| 3) Three men were standing in line to get
into heaven one day.
A... Show more |
| 4) Three college football coaches were
flying across the country... Show more |
| 5) This 85 year old couple, having been
married almost 60
years,... Show more |
| 6) Three men died in a car accident and
met
Jesus himself at the... Show more |
| 7) Morty the producer dies and goes to
purgatory. The agent behi... Show more |
| 8) Three
guys found themselves in
Hell: we will call them Carl,... Show more |
| 9) There once was a rich man who
was
near death. He was very gri... Show more |
| 10) It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael
and Tim, passed over at... Show more |
| 11) A fellow finds himself in front of
the Pearly Gates. St. Pete... Show more |
| 12) A forester and a lawyer were in car
accident and showed up at... Show more |
| 13) St Peter is standing at heaven's gate
when a man walks
up.... Show more |
| 14) Three men die and go to heaven and
queue to meet St. Peter.... Show more |
| 15) A religious man is on top of a roof
during a great flood. A m... Show more |
| 16) This guy dies and is sent
to Hell.
Satan meets him and shows... Show more |
| 17) Everybody on earth
dies and goes
to heaven. God comes and say... Show more |
| 18) Recently
a teacher, a garbage
collector, and a lawyer wound u... Show more |
| 19) St. Peter is questioning three married
couples to see if they... Show more |
| 20) Two men died and went to Heaven. St.
Peter greeted them, and... Show more |
| 21) Did you know that
heaven and hell
are actually right next to... Show more |
| 22) A priest and a taxi driver both died
and went to heaven. St. Pe... Show more |
| 23) President Clinton died and knocked at
the
Pearly Gates. "Who... Show more |
| 24) A man arrives at the gates of heaven.
St.
Peter asks, "Religi... Show more |
| 25) A famous professor of surgery died and
went to heaven. At the... Show more |
| 26) A famous professor of surgery
died
and went to heaven. At the... Show more |
| 27) An accountant dies and
goes to
Heaven. He is met by St Peter... Show more |
| 28) Three people die, a Doctor a school
teacher
and the head of a... Show more |
| 29) Three buddies die in a car crash, and
they go to heaven to an... Show more |
| 30) One day at the entrance to heaven, St.
Peter saw a New York s... Show more |
| 31) Two Irish friends
greeted each
other while waiting their turn... Show more |
| 32) Three men die in a car accident
Christmas Eve. They all find... Show more |
| 33) A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets
to meet GOD and asks G... Show more |
| 34) A doctor, an engineer, and a
fungal taxonomist arrived at The... Show more |
| 35) A Director arrives below and is met by
Satan
who shows him ar... Show more |
| 36) So this trumpet player dies. When he
reaches is
everlasting r... Show more |
| 37) A cat and a mouse died on the same
day and went up to Heaven.... Show more |
| 38) St. Peter and Satan were having an
argument one day about
bas... Show more |
| 39) A cattleman from West
Texas died &
went on to the Great
Bey... Show more |
| 40) In Heaven:
The cooks are
French,
The policemen are English,... Show more |
| 41) Jay:
Does the Bible say that if
you smoke you can't get to
h... Show more |
| 42) An angel in heaven was welcoming a new
arrival.
"How did you... Show more |
| 43) What do you call the queue of Software
Engineers standing out... Show more |
| 44) Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to
heaven?
A. Because if the... Show more |
| 45) Why did the angel lose her job?
She had harp failure.... Show more |
| 46) How do angels greet each other?
They say, Halo.... Show more |