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A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery. He remarked to the gate keeper, "Howdy Saint Peter. Say, this looks just like Texas." "The gatekeeper replied, "First of all, I'm not Saint Peter and second, you really don't know where you are at all, do you ?"


 
     
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1) A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks... Read On »
2) Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. T... Read On »
3) This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car c... Read On »
4) A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates to... Read On »
5) A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boa... Read On »
6) One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tra... Read On »
7) Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had bee... Read On »
8) Three college football coaches were flying across the country when their airplane... Read On »
9) Morty the producer dies and goes to purgatory. The agent behind the counter says... Read On »
10) Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, th... Read On »
11) There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had... Read On »
12) It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Upo... Read On »
13) A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its... Read On »
14) St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up. "Welcome to heaven... Read On »
15) Three men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter. St. Peter: Hi, wha... Read On »
16) This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to thr... Read On »
17) Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to... Read On »
18) Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the... Read On »
19) St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admitta... Read On »
20) Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gen... Read On »
21) Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are... Read On »
22) A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pea... Read On »
23) President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquire... Read On »
24) A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says... Read On »
25) A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was... Read On »
26) A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was... Read On »
27) An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the... Read On »
28) Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met... Read On »
29) Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. The... Read On »
30) One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang. walk... Read On »
31) Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window.... Read On »
32) Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pe... Read On »
33) A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him... Read On »
34) A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates. The... Read On »
35) A Director arrives below and is met by Satan who shows him around. Turns out that... Read On »
36) So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in th... Read On »
37) A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met... Read On »
38) St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan propose... Read On »
39) A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approache... Read On »
40) In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are Ge... Read On »
41) Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven? Ted: No, but... Read On »
42) An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. "How did you get here?" he asked.... Read On »
43) What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The... Read On »
44) Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? A. Because if they all went, it would... Read On »
45) Why did the angel lose her job? She had harp failure.... Read On »
46) How do angels greet each other? They say, Halo.... Read On »

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