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1) A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says,... Show more
2) A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one... Show more
3) Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn't tell the differe... Show more
4) Why is horse racing so romantic? Because the horse hugs the ra... Show more
5) "Will I ever be able to race my horse again" the owner asked... Show more
6) "Will I ever be able to race my horse again" the owner asked th... Show more
7) What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?... Show more
8) Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse call... Show more
9) What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitti... Show more
10) A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallio... Show more
11) Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse ridin... Show more
12) Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day... Show more
13) You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence an... Show more
14) Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He... Show more
15) What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his... Show more
16) What is the strongest animal? A racehorse, because it can ta... Show more
17) Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you... Show more
18) Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?... Show more
19) Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? H... Show more
20) Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came... Show more
21) How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? H... Show more
22) Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They'r... Show more
23) What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is... Show more
24) What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes qu... Show more
25) Which route should you take through the woods when riding a f... Show more
26) What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no c... Show more
27) Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he w... Show more
28) How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?... Show more
29) What has four legs and see just as well from either end? A h... Show more
30) Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an e... Show more
31) Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof? Because he... Show more
32) Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still l... Show more
33) Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings? He want... Show more
34) Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?... Show more
35) Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?... Show more
36) Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might g... Show more
37) Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Because it's cov... Show more
38) What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for... Show more
39) Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got... Show more
40) Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He... Show more
41) You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other... Show more
42) What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?... Show more
43) What happened to the man who owned a riding academy? Business... Show more
44) How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with... Show more
45) What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh... Show more
46) What do you call a horse that's been all around the world? A... Show more
47) Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it can't be used unt... Show more
48) Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery? Because it ge... Show more
49) Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it?... Show more
50) What's black and white and turns cartwheels? A piebald horse p... Show more
51) Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit... Show more
52) What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse? A ta... Show more
53) Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of... Show more
54) Why did the man call his horse Fleabag? Because he was often s... Show more
55) What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The... Show more
56) What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill? It... Show more
57) Why is a racehorse like a letter? They both begin a trip at th... Show more
58) What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the... Show more
59) Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from... Show more
60) Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels... Show more
61) What duo were famous for stealing horses? Bonnie and Clydesd... Show more
62) What's another name for an assistant stable cleaner? A co-pile... Show more
63) Why are chorus girls like barge horses? They have to tow the l... Show more
64) As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomin... Show more
65) What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ability to say na... Show more
66) What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighde... Show more
67) Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa... Show more
68) Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet... Show more
69) What's as big as a horse, but weighs nothing? A horses shadow!... Show more
70) Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys.... Show more
71) What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !... Show more
72) What do you call the horse than lives next door? A neighbour!... Show more
73) What does ever horse and rider do at the same time? Grow old!... Show more
74) What is a jockey's motto? Put your money where your mount is!... Show more
75) Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!... Show more
76) How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!... Show more
77) What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!... Show more
78) What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!... Show more
79) Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold the reins!... Show more
80) What is a horses favourite kind of party? A stall ball.... Show more
81) Where did the newlywed horses stay? In the bridle suite!... Show more
82) Why did the horse miss the joust? He had the knight off!... Show more
83) Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!... Show more
84) Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?... Show more
85) How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.... Show more
86) What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Two bits!... Show more
87) Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!... Show more
88) How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!... Show more
89) What is a horse's favourite sport? Stable tennis!... Show more
90) Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspital!... Show more
91) How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!... Show more
92) What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours... Show more
93) What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!... Show more
94) What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup.... Show more
95) What equine likes to cut in line? A sawhorse!... Show more
96) What is a thespian pony? A little horse play!... Show more
97) When does a horse neigh? Whinny wants to!... Show more
98) What goes "Clip"? A one legged horse!... Show more

 

 

 

 

 

 
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