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The Best Horse Jokes: |
| 1) A man has a racehorse, never won a
race. Man
in disgust says,... Show more |
| 2) A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and
asked for one... Show more |
| 3) Did you hear about the Irishman who
couldn't tell the differe... Show more |
| 4) Why is horse racing so romantic?
Because the
horse hugs the ra... Show more |
| 5) "Will I ever be able to race my horse again" the
owner asked... Show more |
| 6) "Will I ever be able to race my
horse again" the owner asked th... Show more |
| 7) What did the city worker say after his first
ever
pony trek?... Show more |
| 8) Did you hear about the man who
received a
tip on a horse call... Show more |
| 9) What did the wife say to the
undertaker when
he started hitti... Show more |
| 10) A stallion and a mare where due to get married,
but the stallio... Show more |
| 11) Did you hear about the overweight
man who
took up horse ridin... Show more |
| 12) Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but
oats every day... Show more |
| 13) You said this horse could
jump as high as a
ten foot fence an... Show more |
| 14) Did you hear about the horse that has made a
dozen films?
He... Show more |
| 15) What did the
horse say to whinnie the pooh
while watching his... Show more |
| 16) What is the strongest
animal?
A
racehorse, because it can ta... Show more |
| 17) Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
Horse:
Sure!
Girl: What do you... Show more |
| 18) Did you hear about the race horse that was so
late coming in?... Show more |
| 19) Why was the horseman fired from his job of
saddle testing?
H... Show more |
| 20) Did you find my horse well
behaved?
Indeed, whenever we came... Show more |
| 21) How did the instructor try to make horse riding
enjoyable?
H... Show more |
| 22) Why is it difficult to
identify horses from
the back?
They'r... Show more |
| 23) What does it mean if you find a horse
shoe?
Some poor horse is... Show more |
| 24) What is the difference between a horse and a
duck?
One goes qu... Show more |
| 25) Which route should you take through the woods
when riding a f... Show more |
| 26) What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he
saw she had
no c... Show more |
| 27) Why is Dick Clark a
favourite star with
horses?
Because he w... Show more |
| 28) How do jockeys determine which
racehorses
are the favourites?... Show more |
| 29) What has four legs and see just as well from
either end?
A h... Show more |
| 30) Who did the breeder call when his horse was
possessed by an e... Show more |
| 31) Why did the horse stir his cereal with his
hoof?
Because he... Show more |
| 32) Did you hear about the man
with five keen
senses?
He still l... Show more |
| 33) Why did the artist put on a show of
horse
paintings?
He want... Show more |
| 34) Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large
loaf of bread?... Show more |
| 35) Where did the Knights of the Round Table park
their
horses?... Show more |
| 36) Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
He
thought he might g... Show more |
| 37) Why did the farmer call his
horse
Baseball?
Because it's cov... Show more |
| 38) What kind of horse can swim underwater
without coming up for... Show more |
| 39) Why did the bareback performer ride his horse?
Because it got... Show more |
| 40) Did you hear about
the horse with the
negative altitude?
He... Show more |
| 41) You said it was a great horse and it is.
It
took twenty other... Show more |
| 42) What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a
pail of water?... Show more |
| 43) What happened to the man who owned a riding
academy?
Business... Show more |
| 44) How do you make a small fortune out of
horses?
Start off with... Show more |
| 45) What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of
his Macintosh... Show more |
| 46) What do you call a horse that's been all around
the world?
A... Show more |
| 47) Why is an egg like a young horse?
Because it
can't be used unt... Show more |
| 48) Why is the old, decrepit horse named
Flattery?
Because it ge... Show more |
| 49) Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse
Trek"
Who wrote it?... Show more |
| 50) What's black and white and turns
cartwheels?
A piebald horse p... Show more |
| 51) Did you
hear about Mike Tyson's horse?
It
got angry and bit... Show more |
| 52) What is the best type of
story to tell a
runaway horse?
A ta... Show more |
| 53) Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
He
was the last of... Show more |
| 54) Why did the man call his horse
Fleabag?
Because he was often s... Show more |
| 55) What's the hardest thing about learning to ride
a horse?
The... Show more |
| 56) What happened to the horse that swallowed a
dollar
bill?
It... Show more |
| 57) Why is a racehorse like a letter?
They both
begin a trip at th... Show more |
| 58) What do you call a horse that plays the
violin?
Fiddler on the... Show more |
| 59) Why is manna from heaven like
horse
hay?
Both are food from... Show more |
| 60) Why was the racehorse named Bad News?
Because
bad news travels... Show more |
| 61) What duo were famous
for stealing horses?
Bonnie and
Clydesd... Show more |
| 62) What's another name for an assistant stable
cleaner?
A co-pile... Show more |
| 63) Why are chorus girls like barge horses?
They
have to tow the l... Show more |
| 64) As horses say to one another.
Any friend of
yours is a palomin... Show more |
| 65) What is horse sense?
Stable thinking and the
ability to say na... Show more |
| 66) What person strives to ensure safety for
horses?
Ralph Neighde... Show more |
| 67) Did you hear about the depressed horse?
He
told a tale of whoa... Show more |
| 68) Why was the racehorse names Strawberry
Ice?
He was a sherbet... Show more |
| 69) What's as big as a horse, but weighs
nothing?
A horses shadow!... Show more |
| 70) Why did the horse go behind the
tree?
To
change his jockeys.... Show more |
| 71) What is the slowest racehorse in the world ?
A clotheshorse !... Show more |
| 72) What do you call the horse than lives next
door?
A neighbour!... Show more |
| 73) What does ever horse and rider do at the same
time?
Grow old!... Show more |
| 74) What is a jockey's motto?
Put your money
where your mount is!... Show more |
| 75) Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
He
was a rough rider!... Show more |
| 76) How do you go about hiring a horse?
Try two
pairs of stilts!... Show more |
| 77) What do you call a horse wearing Venetian
blinds?
A zebra!... Show more |
| 78) What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A
hoarse horse!... Show more |
| 79) Why are clouds like jockeys?
Because they
hold the reins!... Show more |
| 80) What is a horses favourite kind of party?
A
stall ball.... Show more |
| 81) Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the
bridle suite!... Show more |
| 82) Why did the horse miss the joust?
He had the
knight off!... Show more |
| 83) Why was the man sued by his
horse?
For
palomino-money!... Show more |
| 84) Did you hear about
the man who named his
horse Radish?... Show more |
| 85) How do you lead a horse to water?
With lots
of carrots.... Show more |
| 86) What goes into the mouth of a quarter
horse?
Two bits!... Show more |
| 87) Why was the horse all charged up?
It ate some
haywire!... Show more |
| 88) How do you hire a horse?
Put a brick under
each hoof!... Show more |
| 89) What is a horse's favourite sport?
Stable
tennis!... Show more |
| 90) Where do you take a sick horse?
To the
Horspital!... Show more |
| 91) How much money did the bronco have?
Only a
buck!... Show more |
| 92) What is a horses favourite TV show?
Neeeebours... Show more |
| 93) What disease do horses fear most?
Hay
Fever!... Show more |
| 94) What do you give a sick horse?
Cough
stirrup.... Show more |
| 95) What equine likes to cut in line?
A
sawhorse!... Show more |
| 96) What is a thespian pony?
A little horse
play!... Show more |
| 97) When does a horse neigh?
Whinny wants to!... Show more |
| 98) What goes "Clip"?
A one legged horse!... Show more |
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