1 - A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and
asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler... More ››
2 - What did the city worker say after his first
I never knew anything stuffed with... More ››
3 - Why is horse racing so romantic?
horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms aroun... More ››
4 - Why was the horse all charged up?
It ate some
haywire!... More ››
5 - Why are clouds like jockeys?
hold the reins!... More ››
6 - How do you hire a horse?
Put a brick under
each hoof!... More ››
7 - Did you hear about the man who
tip on a horse called Cigarette?
He didn't have enoug... More ››
8 - You said this horse could
jump as high as a
ten foot fence and he can't jump at all.
Well neith... More ››
9 - What does it mean if you find a horse
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.... More ››
10 - Did you hear about
the horse with the
He always said "Neigh"... More ››
11 - As horses say to one another.
Any friend of
yours is a palomino!... More ››
12 - Why was the racehorse names Strawberry
He was a sherbet!... More ››
13 - Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
was a rough rider!... More ››
14 - A man has a racehorse, never won a
in disgust says," Horse, you win today or you pull... More ››
15 - Did you hear about the Irishman who
couldn't tell the difference between his two horses?
His fr... More ››
16 - "Will I ever be able to race my horse again" the
owner asked the vet.
The vet replied, "You cer... More ››
17 - "Will I ever be able to race my
horse again" the owner asked the vet.
The vet replied, "You certa... More ››
18 - What did the wife say to the
he started hitting his broken down car?
Stop beati... More ››
19 - A stallion and a mare where due to get married,
but the stallion
didn't show up at the church.... More ››
20 - Did you hear about the overweight
took up horse riding as exercise?
The horse lost 15 p... More ››
21 - Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but
oats every day?
He fell in love with the Grand N... More ››
22 - Did you hear about the horse that has made a
He's not a star though, he just does... More ››
23 - What did the
horse say to whinnie the pooh
while watching his t.v. show?
I wish I could hear yo... More ››
24 - What is the strongest
racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at... More ››
25 - Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
Girl: What do you call it?
Horse: Same as you do. M... More ››
26 - Did you hear about the race horse that was so
late coming in?
They had to pay the jockey overti... More ››
27 - Why was the horseman fired from his job of
He was always standing up on the job... More ››
28 - Did you find my horse well
Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!... More ››
29 - How did the instructor try to make horse riding
He tried to stirrup some interest!... More ››
30 - Why is it difficult to
identify horses from
They're always switching their tails!... More ››
31 - What is the difference between a horse and a
One goes quick and the other goes quack!... More ››
32 - Which route should you take through the woods
when riding a fizzy horse?
The psycho-path!... More ››
33 - What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he
saw she had
no clothes on?
It made him shy!... More ››
34 - Why is Dick Clark a
favourite star with
Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!... More ››
35 - How do jockeys determine which
are the favourites?
They take a gallop poll!... More ››
36 - What has four legs and see just as well from
A horse with his eyes closed!... More ››
37 - Who did the breeder call when his horse was
possessed by an evil spirit?
An exhorsist!... More ››
38 - Why did the horse stir his cereal with his
Because he wanted to feel his oats!... More ››
39 - Did you hear about the man
with five keen
He still lacked common and horse!... More ››
40 - Why did the artist put on a show of
He wanted to mount an exhibit!... More ››
41 - Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large
loaf of bread?
It was a crusty steed!... More ››
42 - Where did the Knights of the Round Table park
In the Sir Lance Lot... More ››
43 - Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
thought he might get a kick out of it!... More ››
44 - Why did the farmer call his
Because it's covered with horsehide!... More ››
45 - What kind of horse can swim underwater
without coming up for air ?
A seahorse !... More ››
46 - Why did the bareback performer ride his horse?
Because it got too heavy to carry.... More ››
47 - You said it was a great horse and it is.
took twenty other horses to beat him!... More ››
48 - What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a
pail of water?
Jockey and Jill!... More ››
49 - What happened to the man who owned a riding
Business kept falling off!... More ››
50 - How do you make a small fortune out of
Start off with a large fortune!... More ››
51 - What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of
An Appaloosa!... More ››
52 - What do you call a horse that's been all around
A globe-trotter!... More ››
53 - Why is an egg like a young horse?
can't be used until it's broken!... More ››
54 - Why is the old, decrepit horse named
Because it gets you nowhere!... More ››
55 - Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse
Who wrote it?
Major Bumsore... More ››
56 - What's black and white and turns
A piebald horse pulling a cart!... More ››
57 - Did you
hear about Mike Tyson's horse?
got angry and bit at the champ!... More ››
58 - What is the best type of
story to tell a
A tale of whoa!... More ››
59 - Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
was the last of his race!... More ››
60 - Why did the man call his horse
Because he was often scratched!... More ››
61 - What's the hardest thing about learning to ride
The ground!... More ››
62 - What happened to the horse that swallowed a
It bucked!... More ››
63 - Why is a racehorse like a letter?
begin a trip at the post!... More ››
64 - What do you call a horse that plays the
Fiddler on the hoof!... More ››
65 - Why is manna from heaven like
Both are food from aloft!... More ››
66 - Why was the racehorse named Bad News?
bad news travels fast!... More ››
67 - What duo were famous
for stealing horses?
Clydesdale!... More ››
68 - What's another name for an assistant stable
A co-pile-it!... More ››
69 - Why are chorus girls like barge horses?
have to tow the line!... More ››
70 - What is horse sense?
Stable thinking and the
ability to say nay!... More ››
71 - What person strives to ensure safety for
Ralph Neighder!... More ››
72 - Did you hear about the depressed horse?
told a tale of whoa!... More ››
73 - What's as big as a horse, but weighs
A horses shadow!... More ››
74 - Why did the horse go behind the
change his jockeys.... More ››
75 - What is the slowest racehorse in the world ?
A clotheshorse !... More ››
76 - What do you call the horse than lives next
A neighbour!... More ››
77 - What does ever horse and rider do at the same
Grow old!... More ››
78 - What is a jockey's motto?
Put your money
where your mount is!... More ››
79 - How do you go about hiring a horse?
pairs of stilts!... More ››
80 - What do you call a horse wearing Venetian
A zebra!... More ››
81 - What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
hoarse horse!... More ››
82 - What is a horses favourite kind of party?
stall ball.... More ››
83 - Where did the newlywed horses stay?
bridle suite!... More ››
84 - Why did the horse miss the joust?
He had the
knight off!... More ››
85 - Why was the man sued by his
palomino-money!... More ››
86 - Did you hear about
the man who named his
horse Radish?... More ››
87 - How do you lead a horse to water?
of carrots.... More ››
88 - What goes into the mouth of a quarter
Two bits!... More ››
89 - What is a horse's favourite sport?
tennis!... More ››
90 - Where do you take a sick horse?
Horspital!... More ››
91 - How much money did the bronco have?
buck!... More ››
92 - What is a horses favourite TV show?
Neeeebours... More ››
93 - What disease do horses fear most?
Fever!... More ››
94 - What do you give a sick horse?
stirrup.... More ››
95 - What equine likes to cut in line?
sawhorse!... More ››
96 - What is a thespian pony?
A little horse
play!... More ››
97 - When does a horse neigh?
Whinny wants to!... More ››
98 - What goes "Clip"?
A one legged horse!... More ››