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The Best Humor Jokes: |
| 1) A wife and her
husband were having a dinner
party for all the... Show more |
| 2) A girl walked over to her neighbor's for her
morning chat ses... Show more |
| 3) Big Louie the
Torpedo was becoming
increasingly curious about... Show more |
| 4) A young family moved into a
house next door
to a vacant lot.... Show more |
| 5) The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the
recently
marrie... Show more |
| 6) A magician was employed by a
Shipping Line
to entertain the p... Show more |
| 7) There was an engineer who had an
exceptional
gift for fixing... Show more |
| 8) There
was a guy walking down the street in
San Francisco, and... Show more |
| 9) Once there was a millionaire
who had a
collection of live all... Show more |
| 10) Well, a man was driving down a country road, and
he decided to... Show more |
| 11) A woman walks into a bank
in New York City
and asks for the l... Show more |
| 12) Seems a guy was driving for hours
thu
desolate country when h... Show more |
| 13) Before going to Europe on business, a man drove
his Rolls Roy... Show more |
| 14) Three friends were stranded on a desert
island. After several... Show more |
| 15) A man is hired by the circus to perform a
necessary but rather... Show more |
| 16) Bill and Steve are enjoying a beer and
discussing the possibi... Show more |
| 17) One afternoon, a man was riding in
the back
of his limousine... Show more |
| 18) Abraham wanted a
new suit, so he bought a
nice piece of cloth... Show more |
| 19) Steve,
Bob and Jeff are all working on some
very high scaffol... Show more |
| 20) So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down
to
the water... Show more |
| 21) There once was a German schoolteacher. She went
to England
to... Show more |
| 22) Standing at the edge of the lake, a
man saw
a woman flailing... Show more |
| 23) A young banker decided to get his first tailor
made
suit. So... Show more |
| 24) The strong young man at the construction site
was bragging th... Show more |
| 25) An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert
in Israel and... Show more |
| 26) A monastery in the English countryside was
having a hard time w... Show more |
| 27) An engineer, an experimental physicist, a
theoretical physici... Show more |
| 28) A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother
he's fallen in... Show more |
| 29) At a
country-club party a young man was
introduced to an attr... Show more |
| 30) A
young man was strolling down a street. As
he passed a large... Show more |
| 31) A guy goes to a girl's house
for the first
time, and she show... Show more |
| 32) The world's most incredibly lazy man found
a magic lamp. He r... Show more |
| 33) The young wife was in tears when she opened
the door for her... Show more |
| 34) After wedding a young couple rented a town house
in a large com... Show more |
| 35) Sherlock Holmes
and Matthew Watson were on a
camping and hiki... Show more |
| 36) Three men stood before a judge on a charge of
drunk and disor... Show more |
| 37) A man was given the job of painting the white
lines down the... Show more |
| 38) A newlywed couple, after bringing their
luggage into their ca... Show more |
| 39) Coleman
moved to Wyoming and was sitting in
the unemployment... Show more |
| 40) After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were
discussing th... Show more |
| 41) The
Rocky Mountains are very big and far
apart. It takes a lo... Show more |
| 42) Mad men are given a test to prove they are
getting
normal the... Show more |
| 43) Q: How many
existentialists does it take to
screw in a light... Show more |
| 44) A woman reported
the disappearance of her
husband to the poli... Show more |
| 45) At the scene of a bank raid
the police
officer came running u... Show more |
| 46) Dawn was
breaking over the camp grounds.
Tony and Steve were... Show more |
| 47) This morning I felt that today was going to be
my lucky day.... Show more |
| 48) One day the counsellor got a
phone call. It
was from a camper... Show more |
| 49) Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents
deep in the... Show more |
| 50) When Fred was applying for
a credit card,
the manager of the... Show more |
| 51) Harry was telling his friend about his holiday
in Switzerland.... Show more |
| 52) How many bankers does it take to change a light
bulb?
Four. On... Show more |
| 53) A man walks into a palm reader store and asks
the reader,
"Co... Show more |
| 54) The garbage men were just about to leave the
street when a gi... Show more |
| 55) Pierre was a camper from France. In his
honour, Jenny sang a... Show more |
| 56) Two women were sitting by the pool, and one
asked what kind o... Show more |
| 57) Q: How many circus performers does it take to
change a lightbul... Show more |
| 58) A husband and wife were shopping when the wife
said, "Darling... Show more |
| 59) I used to not get on with my
mother-in-law,
but over the last... Show more |
| 60) Two friends: - I heard that you have
founded
a musical band.... Show more |
| 61) At the
end of camp, Julie won the prize for
neatest trunk. He... Show more |
| 62) One day a wife complained, "This wall clock
almost
killed my... Show more |
| 63) What is the difference
between a English
actuary and a Sicili... Show more |
| 64) A man went in to the bank and asked to see the
man who arrang... Show more |
| 65) Two cannibals just finished a big
meal and
one turns to the o... Show more |
| 66) Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was
killed by a garter s... Show more |
| 67) I'm not rich like Jack, don't have a mansion
like Russell or... Show more |
| 68) John was hard at work with
the broom in his
family's tent.
H... Show more |
| 69) The head Counselor gathered all the campers
together. To get... Show more |
| 70) How many social
scientists does it take to
change a light bul... Show more |
| 71) Steve wrote home. 'I'm glad you named me
Steve,' he said in t... Show more |
| 72) There was a man who entered a local paper's pun
contest. He sen... Show more |
| 73) The young Southern belle came to the hospital
for a
check-up.... Show more |
| 74) A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. 'Why
don't you play w... Show more |
| 75) Bank manager: I'm sorry, sir, you can't open
an account with th... Show more |
| 76) How many architects does it take to change a
light bulb?
Just... Show more |
| 77) How many tax auditors
does it take to find a
$1.00 mistake in... Show more |
| 78) How many tax advisors does it take to change a
light bulb?
"In... Show more |
| 79) The Counselor
was talking to the campers
about safety.
She... Show more |
| 80) The Counselor was greeting the new
campers.
'So you decided to... Show more |
| 81) How many archaeologists does it take to change a
light bulb?... Show more |
| 82) Q: How many Mafia
hitmen does it take to
change a lightbulb ?... Show more |
| 83) New camper: I
thought you said this camp has
no mosquitoes.... Show more |
| 84) On the last day of camp everyone was asked the
same question:... Show more |
| 85) Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies
today. Would you li... Show more |
| 86) Q:
How many Survivors does it take to screw
in a light bulb?... Show more |
| 87) A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last
night and stol... Show more |
| 88) A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a
friend asked, "... Show more |
| 89) Q. What's te definition of a bachelor pad? A.
All the house pla... Show more |
| 90) How
many civil servants does it take to
change a light bulb?... Show more |
| 91) Two guys are talking:
(1) - I've bought a
tour to my mother-in... Show more |
| 92) Did you hear
about the fire in the rednecks
library? Both the... Show more |
| 93) Meg's mother was visiting her daughter at camp.
'How did you fi... Show more |
| 94) My mother-in-law is like a fine French
Impressionist painting.... Show more |
| 95) What's the difference between a sigh, a car and
a monkey? A s... Show more |
| 96) So the bus
driver said to the string, "Are
you a string?" and... Show more |
| 97) How many cashiers does it take
to change a
light bulb?
"Are... Show more |
| 98) Q. What did Snow white say when her photos
didn't come back f... Show more |
| 99) My brother's looking for a girlfriend. Trouble
is, he can't f... Show more |
| 100) Camper: There's a leak over my
bunk!
Counselor: That's what we... Show more |
| 101) Martin asked David, "In which
state does the
Ohio River run?"... Show more |
| 102) Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden
have in common... Show more |
| 103) Camper:
There's a leak over my
bunk!
Counselor: Shh! Don't m... Show more |
| 104) Dad, did you manage to
fix my toy? No, it's
not broken, the b... Show more |
| 105) How did the octopus lovers walk down the
road?
Arm in arm in a... Show more |
| 106) How many librarians does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
"... Show more |
| 107) It was so hot when we went on holiday last
year that we had t... Show more |
| 108) What's the
best way to increase the size of
your bank balance... Show more |
| 109) My mother-in-law has got
so many double
chins it looks like s... Show more |
| 110) My
mother-in-law was bitten by a dog
yesterday.
How is she... Show more |
| 111) Did you hear about the man in the electric chair
who
asked th... Show more |
| 112) Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your
grandma's
bed? F... Show more |
| 113) Why did the kangaroo love the little
Australian bear?
Becau... Show more |
| 114) What happened to the wizard who ran away with
the circus?
The... Show more |
| 115) Sammy: My parents are sending me to
camp.
Tammy: Why? Do you n... Show more |
| 116) Q: Why couldn't the animals
on Noah's Ark
play cards? A: Beca... Show more |
| 117) How many applicants does it take to change
a
light bulb? Only... Show more |
| 118) Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with
newspaper?... Show more |
| 119) Do you love me?
Of course
Then whisper
something soft and swe... Show more |
| 120) Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin
opener ? He h... Show more |
| 121) Did you hear
about the ghoul's favorite
hotel? It had running... Show more |
| 122) Clown: Why are you wearing such a large
shirt?
Second Clown: I... Show more |
| 123) What happened when the monster kissed his one
true love?
He... Show more |
| 124) How many brewers does it take to
change a
light bulb?
Third... Show more |
| 125) Camper: There's a leak over my
bunk!
Counselor: Don't complain... Show more |
| 126) Sharon: I'm so homesick.
Sheila: But this is
your home!
Sharo... Show more |
| 127) Freda: Boys whisper they love me.
Fred: Well,
they wouldn't ad... Show more |
| 128) Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in
love?
A: The... Show more |
| 129) What's the difference between
ignorance and
indifference? I d... Show more |
| 130) Why did the janitor take early retirement?
Because he realize... Show more |
| 131) Q: Why did the
scientist install a knocker
on his door? A: To... Show more |
| 132) "Do you love me more than you love sleep?"
"I
can't answer now... Show more |
| 133) Did you hear about the man who jumped in the
Hudson River?... Show more |
| 134) What would you get if you crossed a
monster
with the god of l... Show more |
| 135) Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped
Easter egg?
Because... Show more |
| 136) Why did the teacher decide to become an
electrician? To get a b... Show more |
| 137) Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow.
When I
woke up... Show more |
| 138) What's a cow's
favourite love
song?
When I fall in love , it... Show more |
| 139) They're perfectly matched. He's blinded by
love and her looks... Show more |
| 140) What's a cow's favourite love
song?
When I fall in love, it... Show more |
| 141) What does a man who loves his car do
on
February 14?
He give... Show more |
| 142) If you need a loan, who do you see in the
bank?
The Loan Arran... Show more |
| 143) Q: Why did the haunted house not
like rain?
A: Because it dam... Show more |
| 144) Do you know the difference between genius and
stupid? "Genius... Show more |
| 145) How do you cook vegatables in the
microwave
? Take them out t... Show more |
| 146) What do you call a nun with a
washing
machine on her head ?... Show more |
| 147) Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To
wrap itself in... Show more |
| 148) Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So
his feet wouldn't... Show more |
| 149) Q: What did the hat
say to the necktie? A:
You go AHEAD I'll... Show more |
| 150) Q. Have you heard the latest
scandal? A. Dr.
Pepper was drunk... Show more |
| 151) Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A.
He didn't have... Show more |
| 152) What is the most breathless thing on television
? The Pink Pant... Show more |
| 153) Do you believe in love at first sight or do I
have to walk by y... Show more |
| 154) What did one rock pool say to the other rock
pool? Show me yo... Show more |
| 155) What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
"I
love you with al... Show more |
| 156) Why are
Saturday and Sunday so strong?
Because the rest are w... Show more |
| 157) Q. Why did the belt go to jail?
A. Because he
held up a pair o... Show more |
| 158) Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid?
He was totally b... Show more |
| 159) How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when
it is told
(t... Show more |
| 160) Do you believe in love at first sight or do I
have to walk by... Show more |
| 161) Q: Why did the clown cross the road? A: To
find his rubber ch... Show more |
| 162) What do
you get if you cross a toilet with a
pop singer ? Loo... Show more |
| 163) Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because
she was a kno... Show more |
| 164) What did the bell say when it fell in the water?
I'm wringing... Show more |
| 165) Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one
leg? A. Limp
b... Show more |
| 166) Why was the banker bored? Because he lost
interest in
everyth... Show more |
| 167) Why can't you keep secrets in a bank? Because
of all the
tell... Show more |
| 168) What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
"I love you a to... Show more |
| 169) Where did the fortune-teller go on her
vacation?
To Palm Bea... Show more |
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