Random Internet Jokes! |
|
Teacher: What are the four
elements?
Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet.
Teacher: What do you mean the
Internet?
Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net, I'm
in my
element.
|
| |
|
|
|
|
 |
| |
| Get random
Internet Jokes on your site! |
|
The Best Internet Jokes: |
| 1) Q: How many internet mail list subscribers
does it take
to ch... Show more |
| 2) Teacher: Why are you pushing
garlic into
the computer's disk... Show more |
| 3) Teacher: What are the four
elements?
Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water... Show more |
| 4) Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting
round playing on... Show more |
| 5) I hope you're not one of those
pupils
who spends all day on t... Show more |
| 6) Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet
if you have troub... Show more |
| 7) I never thought that the Internet was very
useful, but now I'... Show more |
| 8) I use the internet
to tell me what the
weather's like.
How d... Show more |
| 9) So what exactly can I learn on the
Internet?
Anything you like... Show more |
| 10) My dog likes to sit down each evening and
surf the
Net.
What... Show more |
| 11) I spent the whole evening
knotsurfing!
Don't you mean netsurfi... Show more |
| 12) What do you call someone who spends 24 hours
a day on the Inter... Show more |
| 13) Why couldn't the baby camel
surf the
Internet?
Because whene... Show more |
| 14) PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball
straight at the school... Show more |
| 15) What did the sausage say when it
couldn't log on to the Inter... Show more |
| 16) Can you show me how to
use the
Internet?
I'd better - otherw... Show more |
| 17) What happened when the schoool bully went
netsurfing?
The goal... Show more |
| 18) Does your mum like shopping on the
Internet?
No, the trolley k... Show more |
| 19) If doors
have a website shouldn't
windows have one too?
We'd... Show more |
| 20) Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet
on an empty stomac... Show more |
| 21) I
see you've got your bill for using the
Internet
Yes, and m... Show more |
| 22) Did you know pillows
have their own
website?
Really? Well yo... Show more |
| 23) What do you get if you type
www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.co... Show more |
| 24) Our website should have more colour, more
games, more sound!... Show more |
| 25) What do you get if you cross an elephant with
the
Internet?... Show more |
| 26) Do you want some help using the Internet,
son?
No thanks, Dad,... Show more |
| 27) I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on
the internet...... Show more |
| 28) What did you say to the policeman who spent
eight hours on th... Show more |
| 29) What's O. J. Simpson's Internet
address?
Slash, slash, ba... Show more |
| 30) What did the maths homework website say to
the
geometry websi... Show more |
| 31) What's hairy, dangerous and only surfs the
Net when there's a... Show more |
| 32) Have you seen www.pitchdark.com?
Yes, but
I really couldn't se... Show more |
| 33) Since you've discovered the Internet, you
don't pay any attenti... Show more |
| 34) Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the
Internet?
Because they ca... Show more |
| 35) Which of the seven dwarfs use the
Internet?
Happ-e, Sleep-e, G... Show more |
| 36) I can't find a shark website....
That's
cos you're dum dum, du... Show more |
| 37) Have you heard that there's a new
mountain website?
Really?... Show more |
| 38) What did the parrot say when he was using the
Internet?
P.Cs o... Show more |
| 39) Do you like
surfing the net?
Oh yes,
I've really taken a shi... Show more |
| 40) Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road
surfing
the Net?... Show more |
| 41) Why do you think your report should be on the
net?
Because m... Show more |
| 42) Why did the mummy stop using the
Internet?
He was getting far... Show more |
| 43) Have you got the address of the butter
website?
Yes, but don... Show more |
| 44) Why do you keep going back to that fishing
website?
I can't... Show more |
| 45) You need to log on to the window repair
website!
I did - but... Show more |
| 46) Does your dog know how how to
surf the
internet?
No - but he... Show more |
| 47) Have you seen www.lockeddoor.com?
Yes, but
I found it very dif... Show more |
| 48) Have you seen
www.shelterfromtherain.com?
Yes, but it doesn'... Show more |
| 49) Have you seen
www.brokenglass.com?
Yes, but it's not all it'... Show more |
| 50) Why was Cinderella able to surf the
web?
Because he footman tu... Show more |
| 51) What do you get if you cross the Internet
with a
currant brea... Show more |
| 52) Why are elephants no good at Net
surfing?
Because they're scar... Show more |
| 53) Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the
Internet!
Well, yo... Show more |
| 54) Why do beavers spend a
fortune on the
Internet?
They never w... Show more |
| 55) What do you get if you cross a giant ship
with the
Internet?... Show more |
| 56) What did the hypnotist say when
he got
his own website....
H... Show more |
| 57) Do you enjoy websurfing?
No way! my mum
warned me to stay away... Show more |
| 58) How did the flea learn to use the
internet?
He had to start... Show more |
| 59) What surfs the
Internet and goes, 'Choo,
Choo'?
Thomas the S... Show more |
| 60) Why are frogs no good at
websurfing?
Computers have them toad-... Show more |
| 61) What sits in the middle of the world wide web
?
A very, very... Show more |
| 62) Have you seen www.quasimodo.com?
I'm not
sure, but certainly r... Show more |
| 63) You're a big internet fan, arn't
you?
Yes, I really get a buzz... Show more |
| 64) Have you seen www.veryangry.com?
No, AND
STOP ASKING ME STUPID... Show more |
| 65) Have you seen
www.needleinahaystack.com?
Yes, but it took ag... Show more |
| 66) Have you seen www.apathy.com?
No, and
quite honestly I can't b... Show more |
| 67) Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the
Internet?
Click W... Show more |
| 68) Why was the skeleton using the
Internet?
To bone up on his sch... Show more |
| 69) Have you seen www.topsecret.com?
If I
have, I'm not going to t... Show more |
| 70) Have you seen
www.usedmatch.com?
Yes,
but I didn't find it s... Show more |
| 71) Have you seen
www.blottingpaper.com?
Yes, I found it very ab... Show more |
| 72) Have you seen www.boomerang .com?
Yes, I
return to it again an... Show more |
| 73) Who surfs the Net by pecking at the
keyboard?
www.oody www.ood... Show more |
| 74) How do you
find white shirts on the
Internet?
Use a starch e... Show more |
| 75) You're a big Internet fan aren't
you?
Yes - it's becoming a... Show more |
| 76) Have you seen
www.smallearthquake.com?
Yes, its's no great s... Show more |
| 77) Have you seen www.busfull.com?
No, I'm
afraid that one passed... Show more |
| 78) How do you make rude noises on the
Internet?
With a whoop e-cu... Show more |
| 79) What did Darth Vader say to the
Internet?
May the force e-with... Show more |
| 80) Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com?
No,
I'll ketchup with it la... Show more |
| 81) Have you seen
www.quicksand.com?
Yes,
but it hasn't sunk in... Show more |
| 82) What has long ears, hops and likes
websurfing?
The e-aster bun... Show more |
| 83) Have you seen www.stickytape.com?
Yes, I
can't tear myself awa... Show more |
| 84) How does the vicar explore the
Internet?
With the church mouse... Show more |
| 85) Did you like www.flower.com?
Not at
first....but it grew on me... Show more |
| 86) Have you seen www.dustbin.com?
Yes, but
it's a load of rubbish... Show more |
| 87) Who is the most popular
wizard on the
Internet?
Har e-potter... Show more |
| 88) How are you getting on
with the
Internet?
Surf far, so good.... Show more |
| 89) What do you call a fire at the Internet
cafe?
An e-mergency.... Show more |
| 90) Who writes all his plays on the
Internet?
Will-e. Shakespeare.... Show more |
| 91) What do internet football fans sing?
E we
go E we go, E we go!... Show more |
| 92) What's the best city to search the
World
Wide Web in?
Rome.... Show more |
| 93) Who writes hit musicals on the
Internet?
Andrew Lloyd Webber.... Show more |
| 94) Have you seen www.square.com?
No, I
haven't got around to it.... Show more |
| 95) Have you seen www.hook.com?
Yes, it's
already caught my eye.... Show more |
| 96) Have you seen www.amnesia.com?
Sorry, I
just can't remember.... Show more |
| 97) How do heavy
metal bands surf the
web?
On the Din-ternet.... Show more |
| 98) Have you seen www.yawn.com?
Yes, but I'm
a bit tired of it.... Show more |
| 99) Have you seen www.tame.com?
Yes, but I'm
not wild about it.... Show more |
| 100) What goes round the middle of
the
Internet?
The e-quator.... Show more |
| 101) What kind of doctor fixes broken
websites?
A URLologist.... Show more |
| 102) What grows on the World Wide Web and
stings?
Internettles.... Show more |
| 103) Who has the best website in the
jungle?
The Onlion King.... Show more |
| 104) Who is the oldest singer on the
Internet?
Click Jagger.... Show more |
| 105) Who runs the 100 acre wood
website?
www.innie the pooh.... Show more |
| 106) What do you put in a www.ashing
machine?
Net curtains!... Show more |
| 107) What did you think of our website?
A
little bit tacky.... Show more |
| 108) What do you call an alien surfing
the
Internet?
e-t.... Show more |
| 109) Where does
the Internet football team
play?
Webley.... Show more |
| 110) Where's Spiderman's home page?
On the
world wide web.... Show more |
| 111) Who looks after the EuroDisney
website?
Mick e-mouse.... Show more |
| 112) Who started the campfire website?
Some
bright spark.... Show more |
| 113) How do you fix a broken website?
With
stick e-tape.... Show more |
| 114) What do builders use to make
websites?
Com.crete.... Show more |
| 115) Where is Pinocchio's website?
On the
splinternet.... Show more |
| 116) What do you call a ghost on the
Internet?
e-erie.... Show more |
| 117) What do you call an Internet mystery?
An
e-nigma.... Show more |
| 118) Do you like web jokes?
Yes - they're
e-larious!... Show more |
| 119) Have you seen www.indecisive.com?
Yes and
no.... Show more |
| 120) How do nuns surf the web? On the
Hymnternet.... Show more |
| 121) Who's the chief of the
internet?
E-ronimo!... Show more |
Put Internet Jokes on Your Own Site or Blog! 
Add to Favorites 
Make Your Home Page
