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1) Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?... Read On »
2) My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net. What an intelligent anim... Read On »
3) Have you seen www.blottingpaper.com? Yes, I found it very absorbing.... Read On »
4) Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive? Pupil: To ke... Read On »
5) Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet.... Read On »
6) Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you'll... Read On »
7) I hope you're not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesn't g... Read On »
8) Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homewor... Read On »
9) I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind.... Read On »
10) I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I ca... Read On »
11) So what exactly can I learn on the Internet? Anything you like - it can even teach... Read On »
12) I spent the whole evening knotsurfing! Don't you mean netsurfing? No, everyone wa... Read On »
13) What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet? Anything you l... Read On »
14) Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet? Because whenever his parents saw... Read On »
15) PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: Y... Read On »
16) What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet? If at first yo... Read On »
17) Can you show me how to use the Internet? I'd better - otherwise you'll just go r... Read On »
18) What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing? The goalkeeper kicked him ou... Read On »
19) Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? No, the trolley keeps rolling off the... Read On »
20) If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? We'd better, or it will... Read On »
21) Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should d... Read On »
22) I see you've got your bill for using the Internet Yes, and my dad's really going... Read On »
23) Did you know pillows have their own website? Really? Well you could knock me dow... Read On »
24) What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer... Read On »
25) Our website should have more colour, more games, more sound! Look, what more do... Read On »
26) What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet? I don't know, but it... Read On »
27) Do you want some help using the Internet, son? No thanks, Dad, I can muck it up al... Read On »
28) I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet... Yes - and it's a ma... Read On »
29) What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet? Oh give... Read On »
30) What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slas... Read On »
31) What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website? Boy do we have... Read On »
32) What's hairy, dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon? The www... Read On »
33) Have you seen www.pitchdark.com? Yes, but I really couldn't see what all the fuss... Read On »
34) Since you've discovered the Internet, you don't pay any attention to me! Who sai... Read On »
35) Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? Because they can't stop saving thei... Read On »
36) Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and S... Read On »
37) I can't find a shark website.... That's cos you're dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb... Read On »
38) Have you heard that there's a new mountain website? Really? I must take a peak a... Read On »
39) What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eig... Read On »
40) Do you like surfing the net? Oh yes, I've really taken a shine to it. (Moon to S... Read On »
41) Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net? The www.izard of O... Read On »
42) Why do you think your report should be on the net? Because my marks are all 'E's... Read On »
43) Why did the mummy stop using the Internet? He was getting far too wrapped up in it... Read On »
44) Have you got the address of the butter website? Yes, but don't spread it around.... Read On »
45) Why do you keep going back to that fishing website? I can't help it, I'm hooked.... Read On »
46) You need to log on to the window repair website! I did - but it gave me a pane!... Read On »
47) Does your dog know how how to surf the internet? No - but he's got a ruff idea.... Read On »
48) Have you seen www.lockeddoor.com? Yes, but I found it very difficult to get into.... Read On »
49) Have you seen www.shelterfromtherain.com? Yes, but it doesn't really stand out.... Read On »
50) Have you seen www.brokenglass.com? Yes, but it's not all it's cracked up to be.... Read On »
51) Why was Cinderella able to surf the web? Because he footman turned into a mouse.... Read On »
52) What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread? Spotted click... Read On »
53) Why are elephants no good at Net surfing? Because they're scared of the mouse.... Read On »
54) Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet! Well, you do look a site... Read On »
55) Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? They never want to log off.... Read On »
56) What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet? The Site-anic.... Read On »
57) What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website.... Hyp, Hyp Hooray.... Read On »
58) Do you enjoy websurfing? No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!... Read On »
59) How did the flea learn to use the internet? He had to start from scratch.... Read On »
60) What surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'? Thomas the Search Engine.... Read On »
61) Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers have them toad-ily confused.... Read On »
62) What sits in the middle of the world wide web ? A very, very big spider !... Read On »
63) Have you seen www.quasimodo.com? I'm not sure, but certainly rings a bell.... Read On »
64) You're a big internet fan, arn't you? Yes, I really get a buzz out of it!... Read On »
65) Have you seen www.veryangry.com? No, AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!... Read On »
66) Have you seen www.needleinahaystack.com? Yes, but it took ages to find.... Read On »
67) Have you seen www.apathy.com? No, and quite honestly I can't be bothered.... Read On »
68) Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet? Click Whittington... Read On »
69) Why was the skeleton using the Internet? To bone up on his schoolwork.... Read On »
70) Have you seen www.topsecret.com? If I have, I'm not going to tell you.... Read On »
71) Have you seen www.usedmatch.com? Yes, but I didn't find it striking.... Read On »
72) Have you seen www.boomerang .com? Yes, I return to it again and again.... Read On »
73) Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard? www.oody www.oodpecker.... Read On »
74) How do you find white shirts on the Internet? Use a starch engine.... Read On »
75) You're a big Internet fan aren't you? Yes - it's becoming a habit!... Read On »
76) Have you seen www.smallearthquake.com? Yes, its's no great shakes!... Read On »
77) Have you seen www.busfull.com? No, I'm afraid that one passed me by.... Read On »
78) How do you make rude noises on the Internet? With a whoop e-cushion.... Read On »
79) What did Darth Vader say to the Internet? May the force e-with you.... Read On »
80) Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com? No, I'll ketchup with it later.... Read On »
81) Have you seen www.quicksand.com? Yes, but it hasn't sunk in yet.... Read On »
82) What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.... Read On »
83) Have you seen www.stickytape.com? Yes, I can't tear myself away.... Read On »
84) How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse.... Read On »
85) Did you like www.flower.com? Not at first....but it grew on me!... Read On »
86) Have you seen www.dustbin.com? Yes, but it's a load of rubbish.... Read On »
87) Who is the most popular wizard on the Internet? Har e-potter.... Read On »
88) How are you getting on with the Internet? Surf far, so good.... Read On »
89) What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? An e-mergency.... Read On »
90) Who writes all his plays on the Internet? Will-e. Shakespeare.... Read On »
91) What do internet football fans sing? E we go E we go, E we go!... Read On »
92) What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in? Rome.... Read On »
93) Who writes hit musicals on the Internet? Andrew Lloyd Webber.... Read On »
94) Have you seen www.square.com? No, I haven't got around to it.... Read On »
95) Have you seen www.hook.com? Yes, it's already caught my eye.... Read On »
96) Have you seen www.amnesia.com? Sorry, I just can't remember.... Read On »
97) How do heavy metal bands surf the web? On the Din-ternet.... Read On »
98) Have you seen www.yawn.com? Yes, but I'm a bit tired of it.... Read On »
99) Have you seen www.tame.com? Yes, but I'm not wild about it.... Read On »
100) What goes round the middle of the Internet? The e-quator.... Read On »
101) What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.... Read On »
102) What grows on the World Wide Web and stings? Internettles.... Read On »
103) Who has the best website in the jungle? The Onlion King.... Read On »
104) Who is the oldest singer on the Internet? Click Jagger.... Read On »
105) Who runs the 100 acre wood website? www.innie the pooh.... Read On »
106) What do you put in a www.ashing machine? Net curtains!... Read On »
107) What did you think of our website? A little bit tacky.... Read On »
108) What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.... Read On »
109) Where does the Internet football team play? Webley.... Read On »
110) Where's Spiderman's home page? On the world wide web.... Read On »
111) Who looks after the EuroDisney website? Mick e-mouse.... Read On »
112) Who started the campfire website? Some bright spark.... Read On »
113) How do you fix a broken website? With stick e-tape.... Read On »
114) What do builders use to make websites? Com.crete.... Read On »
115) Where is Pinocchio's website? On the splinternet.... Read On »
116) What do you call a ghost on the Internet? e-erie.... Read On »
117) What do you call an Internet mystery? An e-nigma.... Read On »
118) Do you like web jokes? Yes - they're e-larious!... Read On »
119) Have you seen www.indecisive.com? Yes and no.... Read On »
120) How do nuns surf the web? On the Hymnternet.... Read On »
121) Who's the chief of the internet? E-ronimo!... Read On »

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