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The Best King Kong Jokes: |
| 1) After being away on business, Tim thought it
would be nice to... Show more |
| 2) What do you get if you cross King Kong with
a giant frog?
A... Show more |
| 3) Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of
his feet brown?
So t... Show more |
| 4) What would you get if you crossed King Kong
with a
skunk?
I... Show more |
| 5) If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping
pong and died. Wh... Show more |
| 6) If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play
ping-gong and died, wh... Show more |
| 7) If King Kong came to England why would he
live in the Tower o... Show more |
| 8) What should you do if you are on a picnic
with
King Kong?
G... Show more |
| 9) What do you do if King Kong sits in
front
of you at the cinem... Show more |
| 10) What's brown and furry on the inside and
clear on the
outside... Show more |
| 11) What's big and hairy and climbs up the
Empire State Building... Show more |
| 12) What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the
kitchen?
Just... Show more |
| 13) What did the big ape say when he dialed
incorrectly?
"Oops! K... Show more |
| 14) If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what
would you have?
A... Show more |
| 15) What did King Kong say when he saw the
Statue of
Liberty?
"A... Show more |
| 16) What do you get if you cross King Kong with
a
watchdog?
A t... Show more |
| 17) Why is King Kong big and hairy?
So you
can tell him apart fro... Show more |
| 18) How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside
down and make a noise... Show more |
| 19) What is as big as King Kong but doesn't
weigh anything?
King... Show more |
| 20) What happened when King Kong swallowed Big
Ben?
He found tim... Show more |
| 21) How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's
twisted it?
With a mo... Show more |
| 22) What do you get if King Kong sits on
your best friend?
A fl... Show more |
| 23) What do you get if
you cross King Kong
with a budgie?
A mes... Show more |
| 24) What do you get if King Kong falls down a
mine shaft?
A flat... Show more |
| 25) Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?
He didn't like Chinese... Show more |
| 26) Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in
the world?
King P... Show more |
| 27) What is
big, hairy and can fly faster
than sound?
King Konc... Show more |
| 28) Why did King Kong join the army?
To learn
about gorilla warfar... Show more |
| 29) What do you get if King Kong sits on your
piano?
A flat note.... Show more |
| 30) Where does
King Kong sleep?
Anywhere
he wants to.... Show more |
| 31) What business is King Kong in?
Monkey
business.... Show more |
| 32) What is big hairy and can fly ?
King
Kongcorde !... Show more |
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