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1) A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong ev... Show more
2) A local United Way office realized that it had never received... Show more
3) A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and... Show more
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5) It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,... Show more
6) An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, h... Show more
7) A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombsto... Show more
8) A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged,... Show more
9) At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remar... Show more
10) A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer wer... Show more
11) A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time... Show more
12) A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincol... Show more
13) A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is... Show more
14) A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights brok... Show more
15) In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers mak... Show more
16) "Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "I've... Show more
17) The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors be... Show more
18) A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Sudde... Show more
19) "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, aft... Show more
20) Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer"... Show more
21) "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence... Show more
22) A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a... Show more
23) Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? It... Show more
24) Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me t... Show more
25) Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction... Show more
26) You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a la... Show more
27) Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of... Show more
28) A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is i... Show more
29) A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is i... Show more
30) If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around... Show more
31) What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?... Show more
32) If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you coul... Show more
33) Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and C... Show more
34) First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are dr... Show more
35) Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf? Because it's too much li... Show more
36) Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Bec... Show more
37) If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of... Show more
38) How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, t... Show more
39) Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion." Client: "No... Show more
40) Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to... Show more
41) How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? Only one... Show more
42) What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion? You cry... Show more
43) What is the proper weight for a lawyer? About 3 pounds, ....... Show more
44) If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does... Show more
45) Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A. From ch... Show more
46) Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on... Show more
47) If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a l... Show more
48) Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek? Nobody will look for... Show more
49) How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never en... Show more
50) How can you tell a lawyer is lying? Other lawyers look interes... Show more
51) What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberma... Show more
52) Where is the best place to hide a lawyer? In a brief case.... Show more
53) How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.... Show more
54) What do lawyers do after they die? They lie still.... Show more
55) What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron.... Show more
56) What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits.... Show more

 

 

 

 

 

 
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