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1) An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawye... Read On »
2) If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of t... Read On »
3) What do lawyers do after they die? They lie still.... Read On »
4) A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who... Read On »
5) A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe... Read On »
6) If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a law... Read On »
7) A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating gu... Read On »
8) A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the... Read On »
9) The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please"... Read On »
10) It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car a... Read On »
11) A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing... Read On »
12) At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Di... Read On »
13) A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train... Read On »
14) A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have lef... Read On »
15) A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an... Read On »
16) A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total loss and cover... Read On »
17) A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable... Read On »
18) In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients.... Read On »
19) "Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "I've just moved here and... Read On »
20) The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an... Read On »
21) A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a... Read On »
22) "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her... Read On »
23) Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the thir... Read On »
24) "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your... Read On »
25) A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York C... Read On »
26) Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? It's about a deranged... Read On »
27) Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal... Read On »
28) Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers a... Read On »
29) You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun... Read On »
30) Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting fa... Read On »
31) A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" s... Read On »
32) A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" s... Read On »
33) If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...... Read On »
34) What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You should take your... Read On »
35) Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all th... Read On »
36) First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning? Second pers... Read On »
37) Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf? Because it's too much like work, what with a... Read On »
38) Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can'... Read On »
39) If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you rea... Read On »
40) How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'd rather keep th... Read On »
41) Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion." Client: "No, no. I'm paying for... Read On »
42) Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? A: It migh... Read On »
43) How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? Only one if you run him throu... Read On »
44) What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion? You cry when you cut up an... Read On »
45) What is the proper weight for a lawyer? About 3 pounds, .......not counting the... Read On »
46) Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A. From chasing parked ambulan... Read On »
47) Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.... Read On »
48) If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyer's.... Read On »
49) Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek? Nobody will look for them.... Read On »
50) How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough.... Read On »
51) How can you tell a lawyer is lying? Other lawyers look interested.... Read On »
52) What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.... Read On »
53) Where is the best place to hide a lawyer? In a brief case.... Read On »
54) How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.... Read On »
55) What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron.... Read On »
56) What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits.... Read On »

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