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What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter? Best vicious . . .

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THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY letter JOKES:

 1 - Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California cotton mill. One morning the foreman came along and... More ››
 2 - Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears.... More ››
 3 - Betty was scribbling industriously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what... More ››
 4 - An old lady walked in to the post office to buy stamps and as she was short-sighted the clerk of... More ››
 5 - An Irishman went into a post office to see if there were any letters for him. "I'll see, sir,"... More ››
 6 - Josh sent a letter to his folks. He told about a ten-mile hike he had taken. His father wrote b... More ››
 7 - Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is . . . Teacher: No, Fred. You... More ››
 8 - Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seem... More ››
 9 - Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arr... More ››
 10 - 1st vampire: How things? 2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I'm overdrawn... More ››
 11 - Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter? He heard that you have to stamp letters or the... More ››
 12 - Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell p... More ››
 13 - What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it? Add "er" to short and it becomes shorte... More ››
 14 - Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I don't know who it's from.... More ››
 15 - Why do people leave letters at the football ground ? They want to catch the last goal-post !... More ››
 16 - How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West? By Bony Express.... More ››
 17 - Why is the letter "t" so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect.... More ››
 18 - What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend? It's a dead letter day.... More ››
 19 - His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them "second class male !"... More ››
 20 - Why is the letter N the most powerful letter? Because it is in the middle of TNT.... More ››
 21 - What's the definition of a school report? A poison pen letter from the principal.... More ››
 22 - Why do postmen carry letters? Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.... More ››
 23 - What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter? Best vicious . . .... More ››
 24 - What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses.... More ››
 25 - How many letters are there in the alphabet? Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.... More ››
 26 - What did the envelope say to the stamp? "Stick with me and we'll go places."... More ››
 27 - What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers? Fang mail.... More ››
 28 - What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail, of course!... More ››
 29 - What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing. It just shuts up.... More ››
 30 - What did the stamp say to the envelope? "I've become attached to you."... More ››
 31 - What letter should you avoid? The letter A because it makes men mean.... More ››
 32 - What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ? Pen Gwyn !... More ››
 33 - Have you ever seen a duchess? Yes - it's the same as an English "s"... More ››
 34 - What word allows you to take away two letters and get one? Stone.... More ››
 35 - I got an anonymous letter today. Oh, really - who was it from?!... More ››
 36 - Q: Why did the witch's mail rattle? A: It was a chain letter.... More ››
 37 - What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office.... More ››
 38 - Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing? MT (empty) .... More ››
 39 - What two letters do you say when you answer the phone? LO... More ››
 40 - Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office.... More ››
 41 - Where do you put letters to boys? In a mail (male) box.... More ››
 42 - How does a ghost start a letter? Tomb it may concern.... More ››
 43 - When is a letter damp? When it has postage due (dew).... More ››
 44 - What 8-letter word has one letter in it? Envelope.... More ››
 45 - Which two letters are rotten for your teeth? D K... More ››
 46 - Who does Dracula get letters from? His fang club.... More ››
 47 - What letter is like a vegetable? The letter P.... More ››
 48 - What letter stands for the ocean? The letter C.... More ››
 49 - What girl's name is like a letter? Kay (K).... More ››
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