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The Best Letter Jokes: |
| 1) Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California
cotton mill. One... Show more |
| 2) Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning,
and upon readi... Show more |
| 3) Betty was scribbling industriously over some
paper
with a pen... Show more |
| 4) An old lady walked in to the post
office to
buy stamps and as... Show more |
| 5) An Irishman went into a post office to see if
there were any... Show more |
| 6) Josh sent a
letter to his folks. He told
about a ten-mile hik... Show more |
| 7) Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with
"I."
Fred: I... Show more |
| 8) Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma
like I told you... Show more |
| 9) Did you
hear about the sister who wrote
herself a letter and... Show more |
| 10) 1st vampire: How things?
2nd vampire:
Terrible! Today I recei... Show more |
| 11) Why did the boy jump up and down on
the
letter?
He heard tha... Show more |
| 12) Why did the young witch have
such
difficulty writing letters?... Show more |
| 13) What word grows smaller when you add two
letters to it?
Add... Show more |
| 14) Last night I wrote myself a letter.
But I
forgot to sign it a... Show more |
| 15) Why do people leave letters at the football
ground ?
They want... Show more |
| 16) How did skeletons send each other
letters
in the days of the... Show more |
| 17) Why is the letter "t" so important to a stick
insect?
Without... Show more |
| 18) What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from
his
girlfriend... Show more |
| 19) His girlfriend returned all his letters.
I
bet she marked them... Show more |
| 20) Why is the letter N the
most powerful
letter?
Because it is... Show more |
| 21) What's the definition of a school report?
A poison pen letter... Show more |
| 22) Why do postmen carry letters?
Because the
letters can't go any... Show more |
| 23) What
did the werewolf write at the bottom
of the letter?
Be... Show more |
| 24) What do snakes write on the bottom of their
letters?
With l... Show more |
| 25) How many letters are there in the
alphabet?
Eleven. T-H-E A-... Show more |
| 26) What did the envelope say to the
stamp?
"Stick with me and we'... Show more |
| 27) What kind of letters did the
snake get from
his admirers?
F... Show more |
| 28) What letters are not in the alphabet?
The
ones in the mail, o... Show more |
| 29) What does an envelope say when you lick
it?
Nothing. It just s... Show more |
| 30) What did the stamp say to the
envelope?
"I've become attached... Show more |
| 31) What letter should you avoid?
The letter A
because it makes me... Show more |
| 32) What do you call a Welshman
who writes lots
of letters ?
Pen... Show more |
| 33) Have you ever seen a duchess?
Yes - it's
the same as an Engli... Show more |
| 34) What word allows you to take away two letters
and get one?
S... Show more |
| 35) I got an
anonymous letter today.
Oh,
really - who was it fr... Show more |
| 36) Q:
Why did the witch's mail rattle? A: It
was a chain letter.... Show more |
| 37) What two words have thousands of letters in
them?
Post office.... Show more |
| 38) Which two letters of the alphabet are
nothing?
MT (empty) .... Show more |
| 39) What two letters do you say when you
answer
the phone?
LO... Show more |
| 40) Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the
ghost office.... Show more |
| 41) Where do you put letters to boys?
In a mail
(male) box.... Show more |
| 42) How does a ghost start a letter?
Tomb it
may concern.... Show more |
| 43) When is a letter damp?
When it has postage
due (dew).... Show more |
| 44) What 8-letter word has one
letter in
it?
Envelope.... Show more |
| 45) Which two letters are
rotten for your teeth?
D K... Show more |
| 46) Who does Dracula get letters from?
His fang
club.... Show more |
| 47) What letter is
like a vegetable?
The
letter P.... Show more |
| 48) What letter stands for the ocean?
The letter
C.... Show more |
| 49) What girl's name is like a letter?
Kay
(K).... Show more |
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