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| 1) A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely b... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding. As he made his way to the front,... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married? A: Newlywebs.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. O... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offe... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The husband... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doct... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If y... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranqui... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) Never before had Sue looked in the box that her husband kept under their bed.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the b... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) "I bet you don't know what day this is", said the wife to her husband as he made... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) An Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Flo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem so... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, th... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conve... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) "Well, Mrs. O'Connor, so you want a divorce?" the solicitor questioned his client... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front o... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A pol... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 31) Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 32) A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. When he was... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 33) A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 34) A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 35) The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 36) Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his constant d... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 37) A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old so... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 38) A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 39) There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 40) A biologist phones his wife from his office and says, "Honey, something has jus... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 41) A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 42) When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 43) A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed awa... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 44) The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton H... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 45) A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 46) A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was felling every time a bus wa... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 47) A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises from inside the aprtment... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 48) A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we p... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 49) A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reason the mother was unusu... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 50) The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, bright as a new... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 51) For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 52) Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 53) Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. S... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 54) Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed. "What's wrong?" The... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 55) A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 56) A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 57) A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of h... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 58) The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 59) The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 60) "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 61) Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They sa... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 62) "The thrill is gone from my marriage," Brian told his best friend Mike. "Why no... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 63) A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fanc... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 64) The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 65) They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn'... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 66) One night, Peter was home watching TV when his wife entered the room and asked, "... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 67) The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her to fanc... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 68) A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas. Overnig... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 69) A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 70) The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. "El... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 71) Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurance company ...... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 72) The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 73) It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tigh... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 74) A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches th... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 75) A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, "I want a toot... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 76) As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without te... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 77) At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women: Defendant: "You... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 78) A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 79) A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 80) "Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 81) A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outsi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 82) A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 83) Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife -... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 84) After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerge... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 85) "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 86) In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver saw a woman alone in the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 87) On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 88) The wedding was over, and the reception was in full swing. Dave an usher, was hav... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 89) A guy is dating three women and can't decide which one to marry. He gives each $1... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 90) There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and sh... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 91) A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 92) Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called hom... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 93) Casey married a rich widow, but they didn't get along. One day she said to him, "... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 94) After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 95) My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wife hired a p... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 96) Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door see... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 97) A mother and her child were at a wedding. A little boy looks at his mom and say... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 98) At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect ma... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 99) Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the o... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 100) Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 101) Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would li... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 102) The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 103) A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding, I wa... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 104) Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place. "... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 105) "I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 106) An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 107) I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 108) At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 109) Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his wife... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 110) A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, when all of a sudden,... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 111) A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 112) A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl w... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 113) An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few "squalls" received a h... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 114) I've never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 115) One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked up behind an older wom... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 116) A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and thr... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 117) The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 118) A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, "Can you loan me two... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 119) Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 120) A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks, he sugges... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 121) The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk of alcohol and his... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 122) A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No."... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 123) A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, "Do... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 124) A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his c... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 125) "Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub w... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 126) An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on th... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 127) Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. "Oh Marie," she said to her maid, "I have r... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 128) It's not what you say, but the way you say it. On a blind date, the boy said to... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 129) After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 130) "You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot in common," said the new t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 131) A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife when he found her with a nei... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 132) A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said "Yo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 133) A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 134) A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 135) Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 136) A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband. "But why did you stab him... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 137) In West Kerry, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the smal... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 138) Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered, "You k... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 139) Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage. They take time to go to... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 140) A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Don... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 141) A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 142) Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 143) A man calls his family doctor: man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thou... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 144) A man was complaining to a friend. "I had it all. Money, a beautiful house, a BI... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 145) "I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend. "I gave a poo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 146) A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death. It... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 147) Young Actor: Dad, guess what? I've just got my first part in a play. I play the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 148) A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating servi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 149) Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both hus... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 150) A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 151) I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of st... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 152) Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 153) A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. "Ar... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 154) Two men were remembering their wedding days. "It was dreadful," said Fred. "I got... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 155) Wife: Who was that on the phone? Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this wa... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 156) "Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?" she said looking lovi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 157) Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 158) My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, I'll... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 159) BARTENDER: I think you've had enough, sir. DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy! BAR... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 160) The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 161) A little kid comes running into the backyard. He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 162) But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband cont... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 163) This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years ago that I... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 164) In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar. Since t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 165) Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 166) A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marri... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 167) "Will the father be present during the birth?" asked the obstetrician. "Nah," r... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 168) Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says that this is our last notice. Isn't... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 169) "And how's yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 170) We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. La... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 171) A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. She looks surprised and... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 172) Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers? A. They're hard to get started, they emit no... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 173) Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every mont... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 174) You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 175) If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you, what have you usually don... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 176) She was two thirds married once. What do you mean ? Well, she turned up, the Mins... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 177) Q: How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding? A: Everyone is sitting on... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 178) Moe: My wife converted me to religion. Joe: Really? Moe: Yes. Until I married her... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 179) Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the gr... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 180) I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 181) Wife: "Do you think of me when you're away darling?" Husband: "Yes honey, I al... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 182) QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 183) Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. Really? Yes, I've been married t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 184) QUESTION: What is honeymoon? ANSWER: That brief span of time between, "I do" and... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 185) Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm stil... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 186) Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 187) QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days mak... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 188) What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on hi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 189) Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day? Because she never marries th... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 190) Husband: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body? Wife: Your sense... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 191) What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 192) Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring... Wedding ring... Suffe... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 193) What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're marri... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 194) It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longe... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 195) Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath? A: Once you get used to it, it's not so ho... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 196) NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands? SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 197) What happened at the cannibal's wedding party? They toasted the bride and groom... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 198) Marriage is a three ring circus: - Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 199) Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 200) Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man? She wanted a big wedding.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 201) Marriage is nature's way of preventing people from fighting with strangers.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 202) When Mr. Maxwell's wife left him he couldn't sleep. "She took the bed!"... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 203) Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases, it is damned near impossible.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 204) I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 205) A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he's finished.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 206) Where did the burgers go after their wedding? On a bun-eymoon!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 207) Hey, you just shot my wife. I'm so sorry, have a shot at mine !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 208) John: "I'm a man of few words." Bill: "I'm married, too."... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 209) How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull? Marry her !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 210) Why was the broom late ? It over swept !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
