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| 1) A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. The... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safe... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs sub... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why. 'I've lost five ce... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they ha... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) Three boys were walking along the beach one day when they see a cave. The first b... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner, "Hey, R... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy st... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting the treasurer reported a deficit... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) A little monster was learning to play the violin,' I'm good, aren't I?' he asked... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Ho... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. 'What are you doing?' sh... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong. "Ohhh, it's... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, 'Is Washington's picture sti... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband explo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won $10 million in the l... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football pla... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) Dad, would you like to save some money? I certainly would, son. Any suggestion... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which woul... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) If George Washington were alive today, why couldn't he throw a silver dollar acro... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) Ted said to his friend, 'can you lend me $10?' 'But I only have $8,' his friend... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 31) Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in yo... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 32) Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 33) Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 34) Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer. Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 35) 'I can't find my dollar bill,' Jane sobbed. 'Don't worry,' her Counselor said. 'A... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 36) 'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl to the fortune-teller. 'That's very... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 37) Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ? To see if there was any... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 38) If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 39) Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ? Son: Well you did say it... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 40) Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them? I did! Well, here... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 41) Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is be... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 42) My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn't know ho... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 43) Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had? Because they were a nuisa... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 44) How do thunderstorms invest their money? -In a combination of liquid assets an... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 45) Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be? Because the dimes (times)... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 46) How can you be sure you have counterfeit money? If it's a three-dollar bill, you c... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 47) What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Money's tight... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 48) If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut? Because silence is... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 49) How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company? He was s... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 50) Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he gave out bad scents (c... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 51) Why is a cat like a penny? Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the oth... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 52) What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch perso... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 53) Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you? Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 54) What dog has money? A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents (cents)... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 55) Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 56) What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 57) Why did your sister feed money to her cow ? Because she wanted to get rich milk.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 58) What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 59) Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ? Because the poor didn't have any !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 60) Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 61) Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 62) The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 63) How did rich people get their money? They were calm and collected.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 64) If you take half from a half dollar, what do you have? A dollar.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 65) When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 66) What is the quickest way to double your money ? Fold it in half !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 67) Why are diapers like $10 bills? Because you have to change them.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 68) Who makes a million dollars a day? Someone who works in a mint.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 69) What did the man do when he got a big gas bill? He exploded.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 70) What lands as often on its tail as it does its head? A penny.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 71) How can a can you double your money? By folding it in half.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 72) What kind of money do monsters use? Weirdo (weird dough).... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 73) Why do wallets make so much noise? Because money talks.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 74) How can you double your money? Look at it in a mirror.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 75) How can you get rich by eating? Eat fortune cookies.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 76) Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 77) Why is the moon like a dollar? It has four quarters.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 78) How can you make money fast? Glue it to the floor.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 79) Where can you always find money? In the dictionary.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 80) Where do trees keep their money? In branch banks.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 81) Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 82) Where do Eskimos keep their money? In snowbanks.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 83) Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
