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The Best Money Jokes: |
| 1) A little boy
wanted $100 badly and prayed for
two weeks but n... Show more |
| 2) Three boys were walking along the beach one day
when
they see... Show more |
| 3) A
business man called and had a question about the
documents... Show more |
| 4) A doctor had been attending a rich
old man
for some time, but... Show more |
| 5) A couple was having a discussion about what
to see and do now... Show more |
| 6) Elmore walked into his
favorite truck stop
cafe and said to t... Show more |
| 7) A man being mugged by two thugs put up a
tremendous fight! Fi... Show more |
| 8) Three animals were having a drink in a cafe,
when the owner a... Show more |
| 9) Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad
asked him why.... Show more |
| 10) An English teacher asked her class to write an
essay on what th... Show more |
| 11) Fred
collected lots of money from
trick-or-treating and he we... Show more |
| 12) At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting
the treasurer... Show more |
| 13) A little monster was learning to play the
violin,' I'm good,... Show more |
| 14) After years of scrimping and saving, a husband
told
his wife... Show more |
| 15) One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands
and knees.
'Wha... Show more |
| 16) Johnny
collected lots of money from trick or
treating and he... Show more |
| 17) A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and
asked what was... Show more |
| 18) Martin ended a letter to his
dad with this
question, 'Is Wash... Show more |
| 19) A couple was having a
discussion about
family finances. Final... Show more |
| 20) Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A
Millionaire?... Show more |
| 21) Did you hear about the Wall Street investment
banker who won... Show more |
| 22) If you had a million dollars and gave away one
quarter, and a... Show more |
| 23) Why is someone who borrows money but does not
pay it all back... Show more |
| 24) Dad, would you like to save
some money?
I
certainly would, s... Show more |
| 25) If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the
Empire State... Show more |
| 26) If George Washington were
alive today, why
couldn't he throw... Show more |
| 27) William: May I have some
money for the man
crying outside ?... Show more |
| 28) Ted
said to his friend, 'can you lend me
$10?'
'But I only h... Show more |
| 29) I hate paying my income tax.
You should be a
good citizen - wh... Show more |
| 30) Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in
your pocket?
Becau... Show more |
| 31) Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that
money. I shall be... Show more |
| 32) Have you heard about the new aftershave that
drives women
cra... Show more |
| 33) Why did the mean teacher walk around with her
purse
open?
S... Show more |
| 34) Visitor: You're very quiet,
Jennifer.
Jennifer: Well, my mum g... Show more |
| 35) 'I can't find my dollar bill,' Jane
sobbed.
'Don't worry,' her... Show more |
| 36) 'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl
to the fortune-t... Show more |
| 37) Why was the struggling
mange seen shaking
the club cat ?
To... Show more |
| 38) If you found a five
dollar bill in every
pocket of your coat,... Show more |
| 39) Mother:
Why did you just swallow the money I
gave you ?
Son:... Show more |
| 40) Who dropped a wad of notes with
an elastic
band round them?... Show more |
| 41) Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new
one?
An old t... Show more |
| 42) My sister fell in love at second
sight. When
she first met hi... Show more |
| 43) Why did the man throw away all the new pennies
he had?
Becau... Show more |
| 44) How do thunderstorms invest their
money?
-In a combination... Show more |
| 45) Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it
used to be?
Becau... Show more |
| 46) How can you be sure you have counterfeit
money?
If it's a thre... Show more |
| 47) What did the pay
phone say when the quarter
got stuck inside... Show more |
| 48) If you want to get
rich, why should you keep
your mouth shut?... Show more |
| 49) How did the man feel when he got a big bill from
the electric... Show more |
| 50) Why was the skunk arrested for
counterfeiting?
Because he ga... Show more |
| 51) Why is a cat like a penny?
Because it has a
head on one side a... Show more |
| 52) What do you get if you
cross a sorceress with
a millionaire?... Show more |
| 53) Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged
you?
Mary: I'd pay... Show more |
| 54) What dog has
money?
A bloodhound, because
he is always picki... Show more |
| 55) Q:Why did the man put
his money in the
freezer?
A:('He want... Show more |
| 56) What happened when Dumbo went
to a
mindrreader?
They gave h... Show more |
| 57) Why did your sister feed money to her cow
?
Because she wanted... Show more |
| 58) What happened when the cat swallowed a
coin?
There was mone... Show more |
| 59) Why did Robin Hood steal from the
rich
?
Because the poor di... Show more |
| 60) Why did the hippie put his money in the
refrigerator?
He lik... Show more |
| 61) Q: What do you call
counterfeited German
currency?
A: Quest... Show more |
| 62) The best way of saving money is to forget who
you borrowed it... Show more |
| 63) How did rich people
get their money?
They
were calm and coll... Show more |
| 64) If you take half from
a half dollar, what do
you have?
A dol... Show more |
| 65) When does a female deer need money?
When she
doesn't have a bu... Show more |
| 66) What is the quickest way to double your money
?
Fold it in hal... Show more |
| 67) Why are diapers like $10 bills?
Because you
have to change the... Show more |
| 68) Who makes a million dollars a day?
Someone
who works in a mint... Show more |
| 69) What did the man do when he got a big gas
bill?
He exploded.... Show more |
| 70) What lands as often on its tail as it does its
head?
A penny.... Show more |
| 71) How can a can you double your money?
By
folding it in half.... Show more |
| 72) What kind of money do monsters use?
Weirdo
(weird dough).... Show more |
| 73) Why do wallets make so much noise?
Because
money talks.... Show more |
| 74) How can you double your money?
Look at it in
a mirror.... Show more |
| 75) How can you get rich by
eating?
Eat
fortune cookies.... Show more |
| 76) Why is money called dough?
Because we all
knead it.... Show more |
| 77) Why is the moon like a dollar?
It has four
quarters.... Show more |
| 78) How can
you make money fast?
Glue it to
the floor.... Show more |
| 79) Where can you always find money?
In the
dictionary.... Show more |
| 80) Where do trees keep their money?
In branch
banks.... Show more |
| 81) Where do bees keep their money?
In a honey
box.... Show more |
| 82) Where do Eskimos keep their money?
In
snowbanks.... Show more |
| 83) Where do hogs keep their money?
In piggy
banks.... Show more |