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If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have ? Someone else's coat.


 
     
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1) A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. The... Read On »
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20) Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are... Read On »
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23) Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football pla... Read On »
24) Dad, would you like to save some money? I certainly would, son. Any suggestion... Read On »
25) If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which woul... Read On »
26) If George Washington were alive today, why couldn't he throw a silver dollar acro... Read On »
27) William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man... Read On »
28) Ted said to his friend, 'can you lend me $10?' 'But I only have $8,' his friend... Read On »
29) I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with... Read On »
30) Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a... Read On »
31) Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in yo... Read On »
32) Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me... Read On »
33) Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was... Read On »
34) Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer. Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not... Read On »
35) 'I can't find my dollar bill,' Jane sobbed. 'Don't worry,' her Counselor said. 'A... Read On »
36) 'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl to the fortune-teller. 'That's very... Read On »
37) Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ? To see if there was any... Read On »
38) If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have... Read On »
39) Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ? Son: Well you did say it... Read On »
40) Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them? I did! Well, here... Read On »
41) Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is be... Read On »
42) My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn't know ho... Read On »
43) Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had? Because they were a nuisa... Read On »
44) How do thunderstorms invest their money? -In a combination of liquid assets an... Read On »
45) Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be? Because the dimes (times)... Read On »
46) How can you be sure you have counterfeit money? If it's a three-dollar bill, you c... Read On »
47) What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Money's tight... Read On »
48) If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut? Because silence is... Read On »
49) How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company? He was s... Read On »
50) Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he gave out bad scents (c... Read On »
51) Why is a cat like a penny? Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the oth... Read On »
52) What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch perso... Read On »
53) Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you? Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged... Read On »
54) What dog has money? A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents (cents)... Read On »
55) Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')... Read On »
56) What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back.... Read On »
57) Why did your sister feed money to her cow ? Because she wanted to get rich milk.... Read On »
58) What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty.... Read On »
59) Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ? Because the poor didn't have any !... Read On »
60) Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash.... Read On »
61) Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks.... Read On »
62) The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.... Read On »
63) How did rich people get their money? They were calm and collected.... Read On »
64) If you take half from a half dollar, what do you have? A dollar.... Read On »
65) When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck.... Read On »
66) What is the quickest way to double your money ? Fold it in half !... Read On »
67) Why are diapers like $10 bills? Because you have to change them.... Read On »
68) Who makes a million dollars a day? Someone who works in a mint.... Read On »
69) What did the man do when he got a big gas bill? He exploded.... Read On »
70) What lands as often on its tail as it does its head? A penny.... Read On »
71) How can a can you double your money? By folding it in half.... Read On »
72) What kind of money do monsters use? Weirdo (weird dough).... Read On »
73) Why do wallets make so much noise? Because money talks.... Read On »
74) How can you double your money? Look at it in a mirror.... Read On »
75) How can you get rich by eating? Eat fortune cookies.... Read On »
76) Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it.... Read On »
77) Why is the moon like a dollar? It has four quarters.... Read On »
78) How can you make money fast? Glue it to the floor.... Read On »
79) Where can you always find money? In the dictionary.... Read On »
80) Where do trees keep their money? In branch banks.... Read On »
81) Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box.... Read On »
82) Where do Eskimos keep their money? In snowbanks.... Read On »
83) Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks.... Read On »

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