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The Best Mouse Jokes: |
| 1) One lab mouse to another:
I've trained that
crazy human at las... Show more |
| 2) Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the
clock
The clock st... Show more |
| 3) What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet
of
washing up... Show more |
| 4) What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with
a skunk ?... Show more |
| 5) What are crisp, like milk and go
'eek, eek,
eek' when you eat... Show more |
| 6) What's gray and furry on
the inside and
white on the outside... Show more |
| 7) What do angry rodents send each other at
Christmas
time ?
C... Show more |
| 8) What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?
Getting it to fi... Show more |
| 9) Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears
white gloves ?... Show more |
| 10) What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and
can't see ?
Th... Show more |
| 11) When should a mouse carry an
umbrella ?
When it's raining c... Show more |
| 12) What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?
'Here Kitty, ki... Show more |
| 13) What do rodents say when they play bingo ?
'Eyes down for a f... Show more |
| 14) How do mice celebrate when they move home ?
With a mouse warm... Show more |
| 15) Why do mice have long tails ?
Well, they'd
look silly with lo... Show more |
| 16) Is there a mouse in the house ?
No, but
there's a moose on th... Show more |
| 17) How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse
to mouse resusci... Show more |
| 18) What is small, furry and brilliant at sword
fights ?
A mousek... Show more |
| 19) Do you know what a mice said when it saw a
bat?
Mom ! I see an... Show more |
| 20) What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the
freezer ?
Mice c... Show more |
| 21) What kind of musical instrument do
mice play
?
A mouse orga... Show more |
| 22) What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in
caves ?
Stalagmice... Show more |
| 23) What's a mouse's least favorite record ?
What's up Pussycat !... Show more |
| 24) Why did the mouse eat a candle ?
For some
light refreshment!... Show more |
| 25) What's the definition of a narrow
squeak ?
A thin mouse !... Show more |
| 26) What is a mouse's favorite record ?
'Please cheese me' !... Show more |
| 27) What is small, furry and smells like bacon ?
A hamster !... Show more |
| 28) What's a mouse's favourite record ?
Please
cheese me !... Show more |
| 29) What do mice do when they're at
home ?
Mousework !... Show more |
| 30) What is a mouse's favourite game ?
Hide and
squeak !... Show more |
| 31) What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a
minefield !... Show more |
| 32) What mouse was a Roman emperor ?
Julius
Cheeser !... Show more |
| 33) Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they
squeak !... Show more |
| 34) What squeaks as it solves crimes ?
Miami
mice !... Show more |
| 35) What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ?
Mouse
code !... Show more |
| 36) Who is king of all the mice ?
Mouse Tse Tung
!... Show more |
| 37) Where do hamsters come from ?
Hamsterdam
!... Show more |
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