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Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !

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THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY mouse JOKES:

 1 - What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !... More ››
 2 - One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I do... More ››
 3 - Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away wit... More ››
 4 - What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !... More ››
 5 - What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !... More ››
 6 - What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !... More ››
 7 - What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !... More ››
 8 - What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !... More ››
 9 - What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !... More ››
 10 - Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !... More ››
 11 - What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !... More ››
 12 - When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it's raining cats and dogs !... More ››
 13 - What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !... More ››
 14 - What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !... More ››
 15 - How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !... More ››
 16 - Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they'd look silly with long hair !... More ››
 17 - Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but there's a moose on the loose !... More ››
 18 - How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !... More ››
 19 - What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !... More ››
 20 - Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.... More ››
 21 - What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !... More ››
 22 - What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !... More ››
 23 - What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !... More ››
 24 - What's a mouse's least favorite record ? What's up Pussycat !... More ››
 25 - Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!... More ››
 26 - What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !... More ››
 27 - What is a mouse's favorite record ? 'Please cheese me' !... More ››
 28 - What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !... More ››
 29 - What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !... More ››
 30 - What do mice do when they're at home ? Mousework !... More ››
 31 - What is a mouse's favourite game ? Hide and squeak !... More ››
 32 - What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !... More ››
 33 - What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !... More ››
 34 - Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !... More ››
 35 - What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !... More ››
 36 - Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !... More ››
 37 - Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !... More ››
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