1 - What squeaks as it solves crimes ?
Miami
mice !... More ›› 2 - One lab mouse to another:
I've trained that
crazy human at last.
How have you done that?
I do... More ›› 3 - Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the
clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away wit... More ›› 4 - What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet
of
washing up powder ?
Bubble and squeak !... More ›› 5 - What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with
a skunk ?
Dirty looks from the mouse !... More ›› 6 - What are crisp, like milk and go
'eek, eek,
eek' when you eat them ?
Mice Krispies !... More ›› 7 - What's gray and furry on
the inside and
white on the outside ?
A mouse sandwich !... More ›› 8 - What do angry rodents send each other at
Christmas
time ?
Cross mouse cards !... More ›› 9 - What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?
Getting it to fit over a bucket !... More ›› 10 - Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears
white gloves ?
Mickey Moose !... More ›› 11 - What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and
can't see ?
Three blind mice !... More ›› 12 - When should a mouse carry an
umbrella ?
When it's raining cats and dogs !... More ›› 13 - What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?
'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !... More ›› 14 - What do rodents say when they play bingo ?
'Eyes down for a full mouse' !... More ›› 15 - How do mice celebrate when they move home ?
With a mouse warming party !... More ›› 16 - Why do mice have long tails ?
Well, they'd
look silly with long hair !... More ›› 17 - Is there a mouse in the house ?
No, but
there's a moose on the loose !... More ›› 18 - How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse
to mouse resuscitation !... More ›› 19 - What is small, furry and brilliant at sword
fights ?
A mouseketeer !... More ›› 20 - Do you know what a mice said when it saw a
bat?
Mom ! I see an angel.... More ›› 21 - What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the
freezer ?
Mice cubes !... More ›› 22 - What kind of musical instrument do
mice play
?
A mouse organ !... More ›› 23 - What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in
caves ?
Stalagmice !... More ›› 24 - What's a mouse's least favorite record ?
What's up Pussycat !... More ›› 25 - Why did the mouse eat a candle ?
For some
light refreshment!... More ›› 26 - What's the definition of a narrow
squeak ?
A thin mouse !... More ›› 27 - What is a mouse's favorite record ?
'Please cheese me' !... More ›› 28 - What is small, furry and smells like bacon ?
A hamster !... More ›› 29 - What's a mouse's favourite record ?
Please
cheese me !... More ›› 30 - What do mice do when they're at
home ?
Mousework !... More ›› 31 - What is a mouse's favourite game ?
Hide and
squeak !... More ›› 32 - What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a
minefield !... More ›› 33 - What mouse was a Roman emperor ?
Julius
Cheeser !... More ›› 34 - Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they
squeak !... More ›› 35 - What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ?
Mouse
code !... More ›› 36 - Who is king of all the mice ?
Mouse Tse Tung
!... More ›› 37 - Where do hamsters come from ?
Hamsterdam
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