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The Best Old Age Jokes: |
| 1) An elderly lady did her shopping and,
upon
returning to her c... Show more |
| 2) A wise old
gentleman retired and purchased
a modest home near... Show more |
| 3) A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a
modest home
near... Show more |
| 4) An 80 year
old couple were having problems
remembering things... Show more |
| 5) An eighty
year old couple were having
problems remembering th... Show more |
| 6) There was an old man
whose family could no
longer afford to t... Show more |
| 7) One day, an out-of-work man knocks on the door
of a home in a... Show more |
| 8) Two
elderly women were out driving in a
large car-both could... Show more |
| 9) One day a lady was driving on the
Highway.
She frequently che... Show more |
| 10) An elderly lady was well-known for her faith
and for her bold... Show more |
| 11) Seventy-two-year-old Edgar recently picked a
new primary care... Show more |
| 12) A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down
to lunch at Mc... Show more |
| 13) An 80-year-old man is having his annual
checkup.
The doctor a... Show more |
| 14) An elderly couple were
driving across the
country. The woman... Show more |
| 15) Two police officers saw this old woman
staggering down the st... Show more |
| 16) Two 80 year old men are driving down the road
when they hear th... Show more |
| 17) Three old men are
sitting on the porch of
a retirement home.... Show more |
| 18) Two elderly
couples were enjoying friendly
conversation when... Show more |
| 19) A retiring farmer in preparation for selling
his land, needed... Show more |
| 20) Three ladies were discussing the
travails
of getting older. O... Show more |
| 21) Two elderly ladies had been friends for many
decades.
Over th... Show more |
| 22) An elderly widow and
widower were dating
for about five years... Show more |
| 23) Two really
old guys decided they would go
out and try to play... Show more |
| 24) Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing
problems for a... Show more |
| 25) An old
man visits his doctor and after
thorough examination t... Show more |
| 26) I've sure gotten old. I've had two By-pass
surgeries. A hip r... Show more |
| 27) Worried because they hadn't heard
anything for days from the... Show more |
| 28) Worried because
they hadn't heard
anything for days from the... Show more |
| 29) A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was
in her
cabin un... Show more |
| 30) One day, a grandpa and his grandson
go
golfing. The young one... Show more |
| 31) One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from
Bingo to
find... Show more |
| 32) A group of senior
citizens were exchanging
notes about their... Show more |
| 33) For the first time in many
years, a an old
man traveled from... Show more |
| 34) A woman walked up to a little old man rocking
in a
chair on h... Show more |
| 35) A tiny but
dignified old lady was among a
group looking at an... Show more |
| 36) A grandmother was telling her
little
granddaughter what her o... Show more |
| 37) An old lady was standing at the railing of the
cruise ship ho... Show more |
| 38) An elderly woman
from Brooklyn decided to
prepare her will an... Show more |
| 39) The 75 year old man and his young, knockout
wife
were
shoppi... Show more |
| 40) A strained voice called out through the
darkened
theater, "P... Show more |
| 41) Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker
quietly sat down... Show more |
| 42) Three old ladies met on the street on a very
stormy
day. The... Show more |
| 43) Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy
today. When I was y... Show more |
| 44) The Senate is investigating
deceptive
sweepstakes practices.... Show more |
| 45) Two elderly women were
staring at the
numbers of
the floors... Show more |
| 46) "What's wrong, sonny?"
asked the old
timer sympathetically, c... Show more |
| 47) Fred: I haven't slept a wink for the past two
nights.
Harry:... Show more |
| 48) An American tourist found himself in a sleepy
country village,... Show more |
| 49) When
you are young, you want to be the
master of your fate an... Show more |
| 50) A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old
woman: "And what
d... Show more |
| 51) A little Italian grandfather comes
up to
Customs.
The Custom... Show more |
| 52) A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed
a small check,... Show more |
| 53) You have to stay in shape. My grandmother
started walking fiv... Show more |
| 54) Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't
have babies.
The... Show more |
| 55) How can you tell an old person from a young
person?
An old pe... Show more |
| 56) "Grandma, why don't you
drink tea
anymore?" "I don't like it... Show more |
| 57) What's the worst thing about having to kiss
Grandma?
When th... Show more |
| 58) Why is it easy to break in to an old man's
house?
Because h... Show more |
| 59) How can you tell that
you're getting old?
You go to an anti... Show more |
| 60) Do you think my skin is starting to show its
age?"
"I can't... Show more |
| 61) Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her
rocking chair?
A:... Show more |
| 62) How do you get four old ladies to say the F
word?
Have the f... Show more |
| 63) What's the best thing about turning
65?
No more calls from i... Show more |
| 64) Are you
getting older and wiser?
No,
he's getting older and... Show more |
| 65) How old is your Grandma? I dunno, but we've
had him a
long ti... Show more |
| 66) My grandma has so
many wrinkles she has to
screw her hat on.... Show more |
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