1 - A strained voice called out through the
darkened
theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the hou... More ›› 2 - One day a lady was driving on the
Highway.
She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure s... More ›› 3 - An 80 year
old couple were having problems
remembering things, so they decided to
go to their... More ›› 4 - An old lady was standing at the railing of the
cruise ship holding
her hat on tight, so that it... More ›› 5 - When
you are young, you want to be the
master of your fate and the captain of
your soul. When... More ›› 6 - A wise old
gentleman retired and purchased
a modest home near a junior high
school. He spent t... More ›› 7 - A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a
modest home
near a junior high school. He spent the... More ›› 8 - An eighty
year old couple were having
problems remembering things, so they decided
to go to th... More ›› 9 - There was an old man
whose family could no
longer afford to take care of him. So the family
de... More ›› 10 - One day, an out-of-work man knocks on the door
of a home in an upper-class neighborhood. The lad... More ›› 11 - An elderly lady did her shopping and,
upon
returning to her car, found four males in the act of... More ›› 12 - Two
elderly women were out driving in a
large car-both could barely see over the
dashboard. As... More ›› 13 - An elderly lady was well-known for her faith
and for her boldness in talking about it. She would... More ›› 14 - Seventy-two-year-old Edgar recently picked a
new primary care physician. After two visits and ex... More ›› 15 - A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down
to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had... More ›› 16 - An 80-year-old man is having his annual
checkup.
The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "I've nev... More ›› 17 - An elderly couple were
driving across the
country. The woman was driving when she got pulled ove... More ›› 18 - Two police officers saw this old woman
staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell sh... More ›› 19 - Two 80 year old men are driving down the road
when they hear the Ex-Lax
commercial end with the... More ›› 20 - Three old men are
sitting on the porch of
a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I
got re... More ›› 21 - Two elderly
couples were enjoying friendly
conversation when one of the men asked the
other, "... More ›› 22 - A retiring farmer in preparation for selling
his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he... More ›› 23 - Three ladies were discussing the
travails
of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself... More ›› 24 - Two elderly ladies had been friends for many
decades.
Over the years they had shared all kinds o... More ›› 25 - An elderly widow and
widower were dating
for about five years. The man finally decided to ask he... More ›› 26 - Two really
old guys decided they would go
out and try to play a round of
golf together. They g... More ›› 27 - Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing
problems for a number of years.
He went to the... More ›› 28 - An old
man visits his doctor and after
thorough examination the doctor tells
him: "I have good... More ›› 29 - I've sure gotten old. I've had two By-pass
surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prost... More ›› 30 - Worried because they hadn't heard
anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment,... More ›› 31 - Worried because
they hadn't heard
anything for days from the widow in the neighboring
apartmen... More ›› 32 - A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was
in her
cabin undressing then suddenly she was over... More ›› 33 - One day, a grandpa and his grandson
go
golfing. The young one is really good and the old one is... More ›› 34 - One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from
Bingo to
find her husband in bed with another wom... More ›› 35 - A group of senior
citizens were exchanging
notes about their ailments.
"My arm is so weak I... More ›› 36 - For the first time in many
years, a an old
man traveled from his rural town to the city to atten... More ›› 37 - A woman walked up to a little old man rocking
in a
chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noti... More ›› 38 - A tiny but
dignified old lady was among a
group looking at an
art exhibition in a newly opened... More ›› 39 - A grandmother was telling her
little
granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to... More ›› 40 - An elderly woman
from Brooklyn decided to
prepare her will and make her final requests.
She to... More ›› 41 - The 75 year old man and his young, knockout
wife
were
shopping in an upscale jewelry boutique w... More ›› 42 - Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker
quietly sat down
next to the grieving widow. "How o... More ›› 43 - Three old ladies met on the street on a very
stormy
day. The wind was so strong and loud that th... More ›› 44 - Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy
today. When I was your age I got up at six o'clock eve... More ›› 45 - The Senate is investigating
deceptive
sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly... More ›› 46 - Two elderly women were
staring at the
numbers of
the floors listed above the elevator door. Whe... More ›› 47 - "What's wrong, sonny?"
asked the old
timer sympathetically, coming over
to the little kid who w... More ›› 48 - Fred: I haven't slept a wink for the past two
nights.
Harry: Why's that?
Fred: Granny broke he... More ›› 49 - An American tourist found himself in a sleepy
country village, and
asked one of the locals the a... More ›› 50 - A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old
woman: "And what
do you think is the best thing about... More ›› 51 - A little Italian grandfather comes
up to
Customs.
The Customs official says, "Have you got anyt... More ›› 52 - A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed
a small check, and started
out. Passing the arm... More ›› 53 - You have to stay in shape. My grandmother
started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She'... More ›› 54 - Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't
have babies.
They would put them down somewhere and... More ›› 55 - How can you tell an old person from a young
person?
An old person can sing and brush their teeth... More ›› 56 - "Grandma, why don't you
drink tea
anymore?" "I don't like it ever since that tea bag got
stuck... More ›› 57 - What's the worst thing about having to kiss
Grandma?
When the damn coffin lid falls and hits yo... More ›› 58 - Why is it easy to break in to an old man's
house?
Because his gait is broken, and his locks ar... More ›› 59 - How can you tell that
you're getting old?
You go to an antique auction and three people bid on... More ›› 60 - Do you think my skin is starting to show its
age?"
"I can't tell. There are too many wrinkles."... More ›› 61 - Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her
rocking chair?
A: She wanted to rock and roll... More ›› 62 - How do you get four old ladies to say the F
word?
Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!... More ›› 63 - What's the best thing about turning
65?
No more calls from insurance salesmen.... More ›› 64 - Are you
getting older and wiser?
No,
he's getting older and wider!... More ›› 65 - How old is your Grandma? I dunno, but we've
had him a
long time.... More ›› 66 - My grandma has so
many wrinkles she has to
screw her hat on.... More ›› |
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