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| 1) A man and a couple of his friends had just finished a round of golf at the countr... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated b... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated b... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) Moody was awakened by the telephone at four A.M. It was his Ku Klux Klan buddy,... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. "Do you ever hear voices... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) At three o'clock one morning a veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn't pluck up enough courage to pop t... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: I'm trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted o... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) The phone in Rigby's Georgia farmhouse rang one evening. When he answered, the op... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) Kelso met Hensley on the street. "Hey!" said Kelso, "how come I never hear from y... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) Caller: Operator! Operator! I don't know what's wrong with my phone, but I can't... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up, I can't understand you... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) Who was that on the phone, Fred? Fred: No one important. Just some man who said i... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend's line has been busy for an... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone. Doctor: Why's that? I keep get... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone? You... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone? You get a fr... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) How that we are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring. Of course. What's your pho... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire department put me o... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. You're an amb... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? He grew up to be a b... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player? A wide rec... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ? A lot of crackling on the lin... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get? Snippy answers... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ? A wedding ring... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 31) Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 32) What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 33) What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 34) How do Iranians speak on the telephone? Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 35) What asks no question but demands an answer? A doorbell or a ringing telephone.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 36) What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? "Who said talk is cheap?"... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 37) What did the answering machine say to the telephone? Take my word for it.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 38) What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you? A phone moan.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 39) What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 40) What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 41) If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 42) How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 43) Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book? They all have phones.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 44) What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster? A wake-up call!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 45) Why is an engaged girl like a telephone? Because they both have rings.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 46) When doesn't a telephone work underwater? When it's wringing wet!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 47) How does a football player make phone calls? On a touch-down phone.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 48) Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 49) How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 50) What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash? Tele-Scope.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 51) How did the telephones get married ? In a double ring ceremony !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 52) How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 53) How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 54) What animals talk on the telephone the most? The yakety-yaks!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 55) Who invented the telephone? The Phoenicians (phone-itions).... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 56) What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 57) When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 58) What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 59) How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 60) How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls? Collect!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 61) How does a skeleton call her friends? On a telebone.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 62) How does a cheerleader answer the phone? H-E-L-L-O!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 63) What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 64) How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 65) How do scaredy-cats answer the phone? Yellow?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 66) How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 67) What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
