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Republicans see nothing wrong with letting
their children play "Cowboys and Indians."
Democrats don't
either, as long as the Indians win.
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in a light
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competent, "just
right for the job" p... Show more |
| 41) Q: How many MP's
does it take to change
a lightbulb ?
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Davidians commit
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