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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.

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THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY rabbit JOKES:

 1 - When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.... More ››
 2 - How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit!... More ››
 3 - Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to th... More ››
 4 - A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you... More ››
 5 - Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older. B... More ››
 6 - Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twe... More ››
 7 - Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a qu... More ››
 8 - Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? Doctor: Absolutely. No... More ››
 9 - What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladi... More ››
 10 - What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and t... More ››
 11 - A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit... More ››
 12 - My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I'm positive he isn't. How do you know he is... More ››
 13 - What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?... More ››
 14 - Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser kn... More ››
 15 - What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat... More ››
 16 - What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a bro... More ››
 17 - What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it'... More ››
 18 - Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around makin... More ››
 19 - Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good l... More ››
 20 - Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!... More ››
 21 - How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.... More ››
 22 - How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.... More ››
 23 - What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.... More ››
 24 - What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.... More ››
 25 - What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare!... More ››
 26 - Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee!... More ››
 27 - How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!... More ››
 28 - Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare!... More ››
 29 - What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.... More ››
 30 - Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad? I believe he's eating your lettuce.... More ››
 31 - What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes? Hot, cross bunnies !... More ››
 32 - What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."... More ››
 33 - What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.... More ››
 34 - How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.... More ››
 35 - What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.... More ››
 36 - What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.... More ››
 37 - What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home? A search warren!... More ››
 38 - What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do!... More ››
 39 - What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.... More ››
 40 - How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.... More ››
 41 - When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.... More ››
 42 - Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.... More ››
 43 - Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!... More ››
 44 - How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!... More ››
 45 - How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.... More ››
 46 - What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.... More ››
 47 - What's a rabbits' favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback!... More ››
 48 - Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?... More ››
 49 - Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits' feet.... More ››
 50 - Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.... More ››
 51 - What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.... More ››
 52 - What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.... More ››
 53 - What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.... More ››
 54 - What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny!... More ››
 55 - What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.... More ››
 56 - Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.... More ››
 57 - What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.... More ››
 58 - Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!... More ››
 59 - What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.... More ››
 60 - What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him... More ››
 61 - Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery!... More ››
 62 - What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.... More ››
 63 - What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs!... More ››
 64 - What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ? Warren !... More ››
 65 - What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek? A bunion.... More ››
 66 - Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.... More ››
 67 - What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.... More ››
 68 - Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.... More ››
 69 - What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare.... More ››
 70 - Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.... More ››
 71 - What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.... More ››
 72 - What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows!... More ››
 73 - What's a rabbits' favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.... More ››
 74 - Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!... More ››
 75 - What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny... More ››
 76 - What's a rabbits' favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."... More ››
 77 - Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.... More ››
 78 - What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.... More ››
 79 - What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.... More ››
 80 - Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.... More ››
 81 - What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.... More ››
 82 - Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.... More ››
 83 - May I buy half a rabbit? No, we don't split hares!... More ››
 84 - What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!... More ››
 85 - What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.... More ››
 86 - What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.... More ››
 87 - What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.... More ››
 88 - How do you make a rabbit stew? Keep it waiting.... More ››
 89 - What's a rabbits' favorite dance? The bunny hop.... More ››
 90 - What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.... More ››
 91 - How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.... More ››
 92 - What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.... More ››
 93 - What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.... More ››
 94 - What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.... More ››
 95 - What's a rabbits' favorite book? Hop on Pop.... More ››
 96 - Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.... More ››
 97 - What's a rabbits' favorite musical? Hare.... More ››
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