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The Best Rabbit Jokes: |
| 1) Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
They hide in a... Show more |
| 2) A
lady opened her refrigerator and saw a
rabbit sitting on on... Show more |
| 3) Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come
from?
Mother Rabbit: I... Show more |
| 4) Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not
paying the rent.... Show more |
| 5) Why did the rabbit
run out of the fast-food
restaurant?
He... Show more |
| 6) Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special
carrot
juice will... Show more |
| 7) What do you get when you cross a
rabbit
with a boy scout?
A... Show more |
| 8) What is the difference between a crazy bunny
and a
counterfei... Show more |
| 9) A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the
bee turned aro... Show more |
| 10) My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs
Bunny. But I'm positiv... Show more |
| 11) What do you call it when one rabbit challenges
another
rabbit... Show more |
| 12) Lara Rabbit: Do you
think that's Sophie's
natural color?
Za... Show more |
| 13) What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an
elephant?
A... Show more |
| 14) What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is
80
million ye... Show more |
| 15) What did the customer say to the pet shop
assistant after buy... Show more |
| 16) Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a
watch factory?... Show more |
| 17) Why did the rabbit have trouble
hopping?
Because he always kep... Show more |
| 18) Why did the bald man paint rabbits on
his
head?
Because from... Show more |
| 19) How do you know when there's a rabbit in your
bed?
You can... Show more |
| 20) How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
Halfway. After that... Show more |
| 21) What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that
was out
in the... Show more |
| 22) What did the magician say when he
made his
rabbit disappear?... Show more |
| 23) What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on
someone's
forehe... Show more |
| 24) Did you hear about the egg
laden rabbit who
jumps off bridges... Show more |
| 25) How did the close race between the rabbit and
the tortoise en... Show more |
| 26) Did you hear about the pub owner who raised
a baby rabbit?
I... Show more |
| 27) What do you get
when you cross a rabbit
with strawberry soda?... Show more |
| 28) Waiter, what is this hare doing in my
salad?
I believe he's... Show more |
| 29) What do you get if you pour boiling water
down rabbit holes?... Show more |
| 30) What do you get when you cross a frog and a
rabbit?
A rabbit... Show more |
| 31) What do
you get when you cross a rabbit
with a millionaire?... Show more |
| 32) How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest
in a group?
Lo... Show more |
| 33) What do you get when you pour hot water down a
rabbit hole?... Show more |
| 34) What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding
day?
A forty-car... Show more |
| 35) What must a policeman have before searching a
rabbits'
home?... Show more |
| 36) What did the bunny say when he only had
thistles to eat?
Thi... Show more |
| 37) What do you get when you cross a bumble bee
with a
rabbit?... Show more |
| 38) How do you know when you're
eating rabbit
stew?
When it has... Show more |
| 39) When do rabbits have buck teeth?
When their
parents won't get... Show more |
| 40) Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have t... Show more |
| 41) Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was
Arrested? R. Charged... Show more |
| 42) How did the rabbit become a wrestling
champion?
It had a lot o... Show more |
| 43) When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a
train?
When it's o... Show more |
| 44) How is a rabbit like a plum?
They're both
purple, except for... Show more |
| 45) What are four hundred rabbits
hopping
backwards?
A receding... Show more |
| 46) What's a rabbits' favourite car?
Any make,
just as long it's a... Show more |
| 47) Why are rabbits never gold?
How would you
tell them apart fro... Show more |
| 48) Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the
world?
It has 4 rabb... Show more |
| 49) Q: What do you get when you cross a perm
with a rabbit?
A: C... Show more |
| 50) What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
One with a hoppy e... Show more |
| 51) What do you get when you cross a bunny with an
orange?
A pip s... Show more |
| 52) What did the bunny want to do when he grew
up?
Join the Hare F... Show more |
| 53) What do you call a rabbit who works in a
bakery?
A yeaster b... Show more |
| 54) What do you call the everyday routines of
rabbits?
Rabbits ha... Show more |
| 55) Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the
poor?
Rabbit... Show more |
| 56) What do you get when you cross a bunny with a
spider?
A hare... Show more |
| 57) Where do rabbits settle their legal
disputes?
In a pellet co... Show more |
| 58) What do you call an affectionate rabbit?
A
tender, loving har... Show more |
| 59) What's the best way to
catch a unique
rabbit?
Unique up on h... Show more |
| 60) Why did
the rabbits go on strike?
They
wanted a better celer... Show more |
| 61) What do you call a rabbit that plays with
foxes?
A dumb bunny.... Show more |
| 62) What did the naughty rabbit leave for
Easter?
Deviled eggs!... Show more |
| 63) What do you call a man with a rabbit up his
jumper ?
Warren !... Show more |
| 64) What do you get when you cross a bunny with a
leek?
A bunion.... Show more |
| 65) Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On
their bunnymoon.... Show more |
| 66) What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?
A harebrush.... Show more |
| 67) Why are rabbits like calculators?
They both
multiply a lot.... Show more |
| 68) What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?
A bare hare.... Show more |
| 69) Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
Amelia Harehart.... Show more |
| 70) What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?
A hip hopper.... Show more |
| 71) What do you call a mobile homes for
rabbits?
Wheelburrows!... Show more |
| 72) What's a rabbits' favorite movie?
Rabbits
of the Lost Ark.... Show more |
| 73) Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a
millionhare!... Show more |
| 74) What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A funny bunny... Show more |
| 75) What's a rabbits' favorite song?
"Hoppy
Birthday to You."... Show more |
| 76) Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.... Show more |
| 77) What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
Hoppy-go-lucky.... Show more |
| 78) What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
A hare-cut.... Show more |
| 79) Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
For
hare care.... Show more |
| 80) What does a bunny use when it goes
fishing?
A harenet.... Show more |
| 81) Which rabbit was in Western movies?
Hopalong Cassidy.... Show more |
| 82) May I buy half a
rabbit?
No, we don't
split hares!... Show more |
| 83) What do rabbits put in their
computers?
Hoppy disks!... Show more |
| 84) What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?
Haremail.... Show more |
| 85) What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs
Bunny.... Show more |
| 86) What do you call an unusual rabbit?
A rare
hare.... Show more |
| 87) How do you make a rabbit stew?
Keep it
waiting.... Show more |
| 88) What's a rabbits' favorite dance?
The
bunny hop.... Show more |
| 89) What's a rabbits' favorite TV show?
Hoppy
Days.... Show more |
| 90) How do rabbits get to work?
By rabbit
transit!... Show more |
| 91) How do you make a rabbit fast?
Don't feed
it.... Show more |
| 92) What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare
brain.... Show more |
| 93) What job do rabbits at hotels have?
Bellhop.... Show more |
| 94) What kind of cars do rabbits drive?
Hop
rods.... Show more |
| 95) What's a rabbits' favorite book?
Hop on
Pop.... Show more |
| 96) Which rabbit is a famous comedian?
Bob
Hop.... Show more |
| 97) What's a rabbits' favorite
musical?
Hare.... Show more |
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