1 - When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a
When it's on the train.... More ››
2 - How do rabbits get to work?
transit!... More ››
3 - Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to th... More ››
4 - A
lady opened her refrigerator and saw a
rabbit sitting on one of the
"What are you... More ››
5 - Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come
Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.
B... More ››
6 - Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not
paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twe... More ››
7 - Why did the rabbit
run out of the fast-food
He thought he heard someone order a qu... More ››
8 - Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special
juice will cure me?
Doctor: Absolutely. No... More ››
9 - What do you get when you cross a
with a boy scout?
A boyscout who helps little old ladi... More ››
10 - What is the difference between a crazy bunny
One is bad money and t... More ››
11 - A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the
bee turned around and flew away. Why?
The rabbit... More ››
12 - My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs
Bunny. But I'm positive he isn't.
How do you know he is... More ››
13 - What do you call it when one rabbit challenges
rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?... More ››
14 - Lara Rabbit: Do you
think that's Sophie's
Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser kn... More ››
15 - What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an
An elephant who never forgets to eat... More ››
16 - What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is
million years old?
Two rabbits riding a bro... More ››
17 - What did the customer say to the pet shop
assistant after buying a bunny?
Rabbit up nicely, it'... More ››
18 - Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a
Alike did was stand around makin... More ››
19 - Why did the rabbit have trouble
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good l... More ››
20 - Why did the bald man paint rabbits on
Because from a distance they looked like hares!... More ››
21 - How do you know when there's a rabbit in your
You can smell the carrots on his breath.... More ››
22 - How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.... More ››
23 - What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that
in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.... More ››
24 - What did the magician say when he
Hare today, gone tomorrow.... More ››
25 - What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on
Unsightly facial hare!... More ››
26 - Did you hear about the egg
laden rabbit who
jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee!... More ››
27 - How did the close race between the rabbit and
the tortoise end?
It was won by a hare!... More ››
28 - Did you hear about the pub owner who raised
a baby rabbit?
It was an inn-grown hare!... More ››
29 - What do you get
when you cross a rabbit
with strawberry soda?
A berry bubbly bunny.... More ››
30 - Waiter, what is this hare doing in my
I believe he's eating your lettuce.... More ››
31 - What do you get if you pour boiling water
down rabbit holes?
Hot, cross bunnies !... More ››
32 - What do you get when you cross a frog and a
A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."... More ››
33 - What do
you get when you cross a rabbit
with a millionaire?
A bunny with money.... More ››
34 - How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest
in a group?
Look for gray hares.... More ››
35 - What do you get when you pour hot water down a
A Hot Cross bunny.... More ››
36 - What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding
A forty-carrot wedding ring.... More ››
37 - What must a policeman have before searching a
A search warren!... More ››
38 - What did the bunny say when he only had
thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do!... More ››
39 - What do you get when you cross a bumble bee
A honey bunny.... More ››
40 - How do you know when you're
When it has hares in it.... More ››
41 - When do rabbits have buck teeth?
parents won't get them braces.... More ››
42 - Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.... More ››
43 - Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was
Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!... More ››
44 - How did the rabbit become a wrestling
It had a lot of hare pins!... More ››
45 - How is a rabbit like a plum?
purple, except for the rabbit.... More ››
46 - What are four hundred rabbits
A receding hare line.... More ››
47 - What's a rabbits' favourite car?
just as long it's a hutchback!... More ››
48 - Why are rabbits never gold?
How would you
tell them apart from goldfish?... More ››
49 - Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the
It has 4 rabbits' feet.... More ››
50 - Q: What do you get when you cross a perm
with a rabbit?
A: Curly hare.... More ››
51 - What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
One with a hoppy ending.... More ››
52 - What do you get when you cross a bunny with an
A pip squeak.... More ››
53 - What did the bunny want to do when he grew
Join the Hare Force.... More ››
54 - What do you call a rabbit who works in a
A yeaster bunny!... More ››
55 - What do you call the everyday routines of
Rabbits habits.... More ››
56 - Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the
Rabbit Hood.... More ››
57 - What do you get when you cross a bunny with a
A harenet.... More ››
58 - Where do rabbits settle their legal
In a pellet court!... More ››
59 - What do you call an affectionate rabbit?
tender, loving hare.... More ››
60 - What's the best way to
catch a unique
Unique up on him... More ››
61 - Why did
the rabbits go on strike?
wanted a better celery!... More ››
62 - What do you call a rabbit that plays with
A dumb bunny.... More ››
63 - What did the naughty rabbit leave for
Deviled eggs!... More ››
64 - What do you call a man with a rabbit up his
Warren !... More ››
65 - What do you get when you cross a bunny with a
A bunion.... More ››
66 - Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
their bunnymoon.... More ››
67 - What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?
A harebrush.... More ››
68 - Why are rabbits like calculators?
multiply a lot.... More ››
69 - What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?
A bare hare.... More ››
70 - Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
Amelia Harehart.... More ››
71 - What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?
A hip hopper.... More ››
72 - What do you call a mobile homes for
Wheelburrows!... More ››
73 - What's a rabbits' favorite movie?
of the Lost Ark.... More ››
74 - Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a
millionhare!... More ››
75 - What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A funny bunny... More ››
76 - What's a rabbits' favorite song?
Birthday to You."... More ››
77 - Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.... More ››
78 - What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
Hoppy-go-lucky.... More ››
79 - What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
A hare-cut.... More ››
80 - Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
hare care.... More ››
81 - What does a bunny use when it goes
A harenet.... More ››
82 - Which rabbit was in Western movies?
Hopalong Cassidy.... More ››
83 - May I buy half a
No, we don't
split hares!... More ››
84 - What do rabbits put in their
Hoppy disks!... More ››
85 - What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?
Haremail.... More ››
86 - What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bunny.... More ››
87 - What do you call an unusual rabbit?
hare.... More ››
88 - How do you make a rabbit stew?
waiting.... More ››
89 - What's a rabbits' favorite dance?
bunny hop.... More ››
90 - What's a rabbits' favorite TV show?
Days.... More ››
91 - How do you make a rabbit fast?
it.... More ››
92 - What do you call a dumb bunny?
brain.... More ››
93 - What job do rabbits at hotels have?
Bellhop.... More ››
94 - What kind of cars do rabbits drive?
rods.... More ››
95 - What's a rabbits' favorite book?
Pop.... More ››
96 - Which rabbit is a famous comedian?
Hop.... More ››
97 - What's a rabbits' favorite
Hare.... More ››