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The Best Restaurant Jokes: |
| 1) A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down
and orders a sandwich. He eats the san... Read On » |
| 2) Two men were in a restaurant and ordered
fish. The waiter
brought a dish with two... Read On » |
| 3) Jane's father
decided to take all the
family out to a restaurant for a meal. As h... Read On » |
| 4) A man walks
into a Chinese restaurant
but is told by the
Maitre'd that there wil... Read On » |
| 5) The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant
recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, to... Read On » |
| 6) "Can
I have some two-handed cheese,
please?" a man in a restaurant asked
the wa... Read On » |
| 7) Girl: How much is a soft drink
?
Waitress: Fifty cents.
Girl: How much is refill... Read On » |
| 8) Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger
?
No, but in the restaurant next door I once... Read On » |
| 9) An American tourist was lunching in a
restaurant
in China where the specialty was... Read On » |
| 10) A out-of-towner in New York at the height
of the tourist season
decided to revisi... Read On » |
| 11) "What flavors of ice cream
do you have?"
inquired the customer.
"Vanilla, strawb... Read On » |
| 12) Two little boys were
visiting their
grandfather and he took them to a restaurant... Read On » |
| 13) A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner
one night. The waiter tells them the... Read On » |
| 14) Young woman sat down in small
restaurant, a waitress came over to take her order.... Read On » |
| 15) Three
couples are dining
together.
The American husband says to his wife: "Pass... Read On » |
| 16) Customer to friend: This is a wonderful
restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the... Read On » |
| 17) Eulus stood in front of the take-out
window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. "... Read On » |
| 18) Once a man went to a resturant and ordered
an egg. When it was brought he didn't... Read On » |
| 19) "What's the matter with your dinner
?"
"Can you describe it for me please in case... Read On » |
| 20) How
many McDonald's counter girls does
it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One... Read On » |
| 21) Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play
requests?
Yes, sir. Then ask him to play... Read On » |
| 22) How many cafeteria staff does it take to
change a light bulb?
"Sorry, we closed... Read On » |
| 23) I went to a restaurant that serves
-breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French T... Read On » |
| 24) Hello? Fred's Restaurant.
Hello! I'd
like to know, do you serve crabs?
We serve... Read On » |
| 25) Why was
the restaurant called "Out of
this World"?
Because it was full of Unide... Read On » |
| 26) Waiter, what is this bug doing on
my
wives shoulder!
I don't know - friendly thi... Read On » |
| 27) At which fast food
restaurant is a
hamburger happiest?
Arthur Treacher's Fish an... Read On » |
| 28) Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant
every day.
Patron 2: I don't tip, either... Read On » |
| 29) Did you hear about the new
restaurant on
the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.... Read On » |
| 30) At our local
restaurant you can eat
dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?... Read On » |
| 31) There was an awful fight at the seafood
restaurant.
Four fish got battered!... Read On » |
| 32) What does a Chinese restaurant
serve
for Easter?
Coloured eggrolls!... Read On » |
| 33) Q:What did one plate say to the other
plate?
A:('Lunch is on me!')... Read On » |
| 34) Is your food spicy Sir ?
No, smoke
always comes out of my ears !... Read On » |
| 35) Sign at restaurant reads:
Eat here diet
home... Read On » |