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| 1) A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the san... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) Jane's father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As h... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there wil... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, to... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) "Can I have some two-handed cheese, please?" a man in a restaurant asked the wa... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) Girl: How much is a soft drink ? Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ? No, but in the restaurant next door I once... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) "What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer. "Vanilla, strawb... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12) Two little boys were visiting their grandfather and he took them to a restaurant... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13) A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14) Young woman sat down in small restaurant, a waitress came over to take her order.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 15) Three couples are dining together. The American husband says to his wife: "Pass... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 16) Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 17) Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. "... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 18) Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn't... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 19) "What's the matter with your dinner ?" "Can you describe it for me please in case... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 20) How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 21) Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play requests? Yes, sir. Then ask him to play... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 22) How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb? "Sorry, we closed... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 23) I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French T... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 24) Hello? Fred's Restaurant. Hello! I'd like to know, do you serve crabs? We serve... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 25) Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"? Because it was full of Unide... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 26) Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder! I don't know - friendly thi... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27) At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? Arthur Treacher's Fish an... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 28) Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day. Patron 2: I don't tip, either... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 29) Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 30) At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 31) There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant. Four fish got battered!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 32) What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 33) Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:('Lunch is on me!')... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 34) Is your food spicy Sir ? No, smoke always comes out of my ears !... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 35) Sign at restaurant reads: Eat here diet home... Read On » | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
