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Patient: Doctor, you have to help me stop talking to myself. Doctor: Why is that? Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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 25 - What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt? "O.K., you asked for it," the sa... More ››
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