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The Best Salesmen Jokes: |
| 1) One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment
when his
doorbell... Show more |
| 2) A salesman walking along the beach found a
bottle. When he ru... Show more |
| 3) A famous art collector is walking through the
city
when he no... Show more |
| 4) The top toothbrush salesman at the company
was asked by his b... Show more |
| 5) A salesman was
demonstrating unbreakable
combs in a departmen... Show more |
| 6) The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job
as a
vacuum cle... Show more |
| 7) A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman
manages
to bull his wa... Show more |
| 8) A woman was shopping in a
fairly nice
dress store. Trying on... Show more |
| 9) A
software manager, a hardware manager,
and a marketing manag... Show more |
| 10) "Is your mother home?" the
salesman asked
a small boy sitting... Show more |
| 11) Two shoe salespeople were
sent to Africa
to open up new marke... Show more |
| 12) A realty salesman had just closed his first
deal, only to dis... Show more |
| 13) A salesman who was out on his territory had a
heart attack in... Show more |
| 14) An insurance salesman was getting nowhere in
his efforts
to s... Show more |
| 15) The couple
was standing staring at one of
the more expensive... Show more |
| 16) A policeman came upon a super-salesman about
to jump from a bri... Show more |
| 17) A
traveling salesman was held up by a bad
storm in the Hawaii... Show more |
| 18) Had a door-to-door salesman call one time
selling of all thin... Show more |
| 19) An inexperienced real estate
salesman
asked his boss if he co... Show more |
| 20) Salesman: Roll up, roll up! Come to our
mammoth sale. Mammoth... Show more |
| 21) Insurance agent to would-be client: "Don't
let me frighten yo... Show more |
| 22) Patient: Doctor, you
have to help me stop
talking to myself.... Show more |
| 23) "No, no, no!" said the enraged businessman to
the persistent... Show more |
| 24) Salesman: This jug is
genuine Indian
pottery.
Customer: But... Show more |
| 25) What happened when the man asked the salesman
for a good belt... Show more |
| 26) Customer: You
said these pants were pure
wool, but the label... Show more |
| 27) Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket
calculator?
Custome... Show more |
| 28) Salesman: That suit looks nice. It
fits
like a bandage.
Cust... Show more |
| 29) Ned: What does
your Dad sell ?
Ed:
Salt.
Ned: Well, my dad... Show more |
| 30) How do salespeople traditionally greet each
other?
"Hi. Nice t... Show more |
| 31) Policeman: Why didn't you check your
speedometer?
Driver: It... Show more |
| 32) What does a carpet salesman give his wife for
Valentine's
Day... Show more |
| 33) How can you tell when a salesperson is
lying?
His lips are mov... Show more |
| 34) What do you have to know to be a real estate
salesman?
Lots.... Show more |
| 35) What salesman has the slickest line?
A
hair grease salesman.... Show more |
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