spacer spacer




salesmen JOKES (random)

One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment when his doorbell unexpectedly rang.
He answered the door and found a salesman standing on his porch with a strange object.
"What is that?" Mikey asked.
"It's a thermos," the salesman replied.
"What does it do?" asked Mikey.
"This baby," the salesman said, "keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." After some deliberation Mikey bought one, deciding it would really help his lunch situation.
The next day he arrived at the plant where he works.
Sure enough, all the other employees were curious about his new object.
"What is it?" they asked.
"It's a thermos," Mikey replied.
"What does it do?" they asked.
"Well," Mikey says in a bragging manner, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." "What do ya got in it?" To which Mikey says, "Three cups of coffee and a popsicle."

  VotarVOTE!   Imprimir PRINT  


 1 - One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment when his doorbell unexpectedly rang. He answered the... More ››
 2 - A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie app... More ››
 3 - A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from... More ››
 4 - The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many... More ››
 5 - A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the pe... More ››
 6 - The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job as a vacuum cleaner salesman to make ends meet. Af... More ››
 7 - A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman manages to bull his way into a woman's home in a rural... More ››
 8 - A woman was shopping in a fairly nice dress store. Trying on a dress and liking it, she asked th... More ››
 9 - A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when... More ››
 10 - "Is your mother home?" the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the steps in front of a house.... More ››
 11 - Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one... More ››
 12 - A realty salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had... More ››
 13 - A salesman who was out on his territory had a heart attack in his motel room and died. The motel... More ››
 14 - An insurance salesman was getting nowhere in his efforts to sell a policy to a farmer. "Look at... More ››
 15 - The couple was standing staring at one of the more expensive models in the auto showroom. A sa... More ››
 16 - A policeman came upon a super-salesman about to jump from a bridge and yelled, "Wait, Fellow! Pl... More ››
 17 - A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm in the Hawaiian Islands. He sent an e-mail to... More ››
 18 - Had a door-to-door salesman call one time selling of all things -- burial plots. I told him that... More ››
 19 - An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry... More ››
 20 - Salesman: Roll up, roll up! Come to our mammoth sale. Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth... More ››
 21 - Insurance agent to would-be client: "Don't let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on i... More ››
 22 - Patient: Doctor, you have to help me stop talking to myself. Doctor: Why is that? Patient: I... More ››
 23 - "No, no, no!" said the enraged businessman to the persistent salesman. "I cannot see you today!"... More ››
 24 - Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery. Customer: But it says "Made in Cleveland." Sales... More ››
 25 - What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt? "O.K., you asked for it," the sa... More ››
 26 - Customer: You said these pants were pure wool, but the label says "all cotton." Salesman: Oh, t... More ››
 27 - Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator? Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pock... More ››
 28 - Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage. Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accide... More ››
 29 - Ned: What does your Dad sell ? Ed: Salt. Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too. Ed: Shake.... More ››
 30 - How do salespeople traditionally greet each other? "Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."... More ››
 31 - Policeman: Why didn't you check your speedometer? Driver: It broke when I hit 100.... More ››
 32 - What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day? Rugs and kisses!... More ››
 33 - How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? His lips are moving.... More ››
 34 - What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman? Lots.... More ››
 35 - What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman.... More ››
Submit a Joke | Contact | Privacy Policy | Last Update: 2021-05-06