1 - What did one tooth say to the other?
Get
your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.... More ›› 2 - Why is a toothless dog like a tree?
It has
more bark than bite.... More ›› 3 - What happened when the slave put his head into a
lions
mouth to count how many teeth he had ?
T... More ›› 4 - What happened to the man who put his false
teeth in backwards?
He ate himself!... More ›› 5 - Why is 4,840 square
yards like a bad tooth
?
Because it is an acre.... More ›› 6 - A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to
his engagement that when he arrived and sat down... More ›› 7 - A man coughed violently, and his false
teeth
shot across the room and smashed against the wall.... More ›› 8 - Beatrice Lillie (Lady Peel) was once accosted by
a
haughty old dowager who scrutinized her throu... More ›› 9 - What sort of an act do you do?
I bend over
backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth.... More ›› 10 - "Your teeth are
like the stars," he said, As
he pressed her hand, so white. He spoke the
truth... More ›› 11 - Willie: "I have an awful
toothache."
Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine."
Willie: "... More ›› 12 - What's the difference between a
vampire
with toothache and a rainstorm?
One roars with pain an... More ›› 13 - Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the
dentist pulls it out?
Because it goes right out of y... More ›› 14 - Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I?
Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to co... More ›› 15 - What happened when a man fell in love
with a
grand piano?
He said, "Darling, you've got lovely... More ›› 16 - Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her
hands
when she sneezed?
To catch her false teeth... More ›› 17 - What did the Abominable
Snowman do after he
had had his teeth pulled out?
He ate the dentist.... More ›› 18 - Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth
your own?
Actor: Whose do you think they are?... More ›› 19 - What game do you play if you don't take care of
your teeth?
Tooth (truth) or Consequences.... More ›› 20 - What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch,
ouch!
A vampire with a rotten tooth.... More ›› 21 - What do you get it
you cross a porcupine
with a giraffe?
A long necked toothbrush.... More ›› 22 - Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting
yet?...Son:
I don't know. The dentist kept it... More ›› 23 - Why didn't the monster use toothpaste?
Because he said his teeth weren't loose.... More ›› 24 - Why does a
vampire clean his teeth three
times a day?
To prevent bat breath.... More ›› 25 - What did one tooth say to the other
tooth?
"Thar's gold in them thar fills."... More ›› 26 - What did the mouse say when his friend
broke
his front teeth? Hard cheese.... More ›› 27 - Why did the
termite eat a sofa and two
chairs?
It had a suite tooth.... More ›› 28 - What did the vampire call his
false teeth?
A new fangled device.... More ›› 29 - How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?
BLEEEEEE-YATCH!... More ›› 30 - How can you get a set of teeth put in for
free?
Smack a monster.... More ›› 31 - What do you get if you cross teeth
with
candy ?
Dental floss !... More ›› 32 - Why are vampires like false teeth?
They all
come out at night.... More ›› 33 - Why are false teeth like stars?
Because they
come out at night.... More ›› 34 - What's the best thing to put into a pizza?
Your teeth.... More ›› 35 - What did the tooth say to the
dentist?
"Fill 'er up!"... More ›› 36 - What helps keep your teeth
together?
Toothpaste.... More ›› 37 - What has teeth but no mouth?
A comb or a
saw.... More ›› |
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