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Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. Plus a portable phone, an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."

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THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY zodiac JOKES:

 1 - Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, but the job never gets done ---... More ››
 2 - Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Let's see: One to spot the bulb, one t... More ››
 3 - Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well gee, I don't know really. I gues... More ››
 4 - Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Like, why don't you just get out of... More ››
 5 - Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two (of course) but it will take al... More ››
 6 - Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: The sun is shining, the day is y... More ››
 7 - Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That information is strictly secret... More ››
 8 - Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although... More ››
 9 - Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep t... More ››
 10 - Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they'll all be com... More ››
 11 - Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. Plus a portable phone, an Inte... More ››
 12 - Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Virgos don't have time to change their... More ››
 13 - Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but just *try* to convince th... More ››
 14 - Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Capricorns can't afford new... More ››
 15 - Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Why should I bother? It's... More ››
 16 - Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one. But it takes a therapist... More ››
 17 - Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Er, two. Or maybe one. No --- on seco... More ››
 18 - Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry hers... More ››
 19 - Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: So who wants to know? Why do *you* w... More ››
 20 - Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that eve... More ››
 21 - Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of li... More ››
 22 - Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they'll use a non-... More ››
 23 - Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they ca... More ››
 24 - Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error o... More ››
 25 - Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isn't it more ro... More ››
 26 - Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't waste my time with these c... More ››
 27 - Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Look, ask me when I get back fro... More ››
 28 - Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make somethi... More ››
 29 - Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to... More ››
 30 - Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans don't like to chang... More ››
 31 - Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the da... More ››
 32 - Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None - they'd rather sit in the da... More ››
 33 - Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: only the inner light matters.... More ››
 34 - Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?... More ››
 35 - Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light's out?... More ››
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