"Where's your pencil, Bud?" the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain.
"I ain't got one, Sir." "You're in England.now, Bud.
Not ain't, haven't.
I haven't got a pencil.
You haven't got a pencil.
They haven't got a pencil." "Gee!" said Bud.
"Pop said things were tough in this country, but I didn't know pencils were so hard to come by."