Doctor and nurse JOKES
Patient: I'm in a hospital!
Why am I in here?
Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.
Patient: What happened?
Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news.
Which would you like to hear first?
Patient: Give me the bad news first.
Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.
Patient: That's terrible!
What's the good news?
Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.