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What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?
Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!

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 2 - How many judges does it take to change a light bulb? Just one; he holds it still and the whole... More ››
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 4 - A young woman was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge. The charges were read o... More ››
 5 - When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolte... More ››
 6 - Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or... More ››
 7 - It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too much to drink and on his way home rear-ended the car... More ››
 8 - A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with... More ››
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 10 - At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, "State your name... More ››
 11 - The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So h... More ››
 12 - The Judge asked the defendant, "Mr. Jones ,do you understand that you have sworn to tell the tru... More ››
 13 - Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't wan... More ››
 14 - Judge to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?" Witness: "Approximately milep... More ››
 15 - The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?" "I... More ››
 16 - Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim? Defendant: No, I did not. Prosecutor: Do you know what the... More ››
 17 - Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?" Defendant: "Yes, it's true."... More ››
 18 - The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, "I dont recognize this court!" "Why... More ››
 19 - Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe my ex-wife any money." Gl... More ››
 20 - Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand? A: Yes Judge: What... More ››
 21 - Judge: Are you married? A. No, I'm divorced. Judge. And what did your husband do before you divo... More ››
 22 - Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct? A: Yes. Judge: A... More ››
 23 - Judge: What is your relationship with the plaintiff? A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she you... More ››
 24 - Judge: Your first marriage was terminated by death? A: Yes, by death. Judge: And by whose deat... More ››
 25 - Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer. Justice: A decis... More ››
 26 - Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are on... More ››
 27 - What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom? Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!... More ››
 28 - The judge said to his dentist: "Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."... More ››
 29 - People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.... More ››
 30 - When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences.... More ››
 31 - How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences.... More ››
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