1 - A lawyer passed on and
found himself in
but not at all happy with his accommodations.... More ››
2 - How many judges does it take to
Just one; he holds it still and the whole... More ››
3 - Who is the most powerful ghoul?
Dread.... More ››
4 - A
young woman was appearing in court to face
a public disorder charge. The
charges were read o... More ››
5 - When asked for her occupation, a woman charged
traffic violation said
she was a schoolte... More ››
6 - Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to
the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or... More ››
7 - It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too
much to drink and on his way home rear-ended the car... More ››
8 - A red-faced judge convened court
after a long
lunch. The first case involved a man charged with... More ››
9 - A red-faced judge convened court
long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with... More ››
10 - At night court, a man was brought in and set
before the judge.
The judge said, "State your name... More ››
11 - The cross eyed judge looked at the three
defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So h... More ››
12 - The Judge asked the defendant, "Mr. Jones ,do
you understand that you have sworn to tell the tru... More ››
13 - Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve
as a juror in
Juror: I don't wan... More ››
14 - Judge to witness: "And where was the location of
Witness: "Approximately milep... More ››
15 - The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you
understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?"
"I... More ››
16 - Prosecutor: Did you kill the
Defendant: No, I did not.
Prosecutor: Do you know what the... More ››
17 - Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a
Defendant: "Yes, it's true."... More ››
18 - The defendant
stood up in the dock and said
to the judge, "I dont recognize this
"Why... More ››
19 - Mr. Schneider stood up in court.
"As God is
my judge, I do not owe my
ex-wife any money."
Gl... More ››
20 - Judge: All your responses to the questions must
oral. Do you understand?
Judge: What... More ››
21 - Judge: Are you married?
A. No, I'm
Judge. And what did your husband do before you divo... More ››
22 - Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to
the basement, is that correct?
Judge: A... More ››
23 - Judge: What is your
relationship with the
A: She is my daughter.
Judge: Was she you... More ››
24 - Judge: Your first marriage
was terminated by
A: Yes, by death.
Judge: And by whose deat... More ››
25 - Jury: Twelve men and women
trying to decide
which party has the best lawyer.
Justice: A decis... More ››
26 - Judge: Doctor, how
many autopsies have you
performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are on... More ››
27 - What did the judge say when a skunk entered the
Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!... More ››
28 - The judge said to
his dentist: "Pull my
tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the
tooth."... More ››
29 - People who love
sausage and respect the law
should never watch either being made.... More ››
30 - When is an English teacher like a judge?
When she hands out long sentences.... More ››
31 - How is a judge like an English
They both hand out long sentences.... More ››