Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.
As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton, "Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie." "A quickie?!?" the waitress replies.
"Sir, given the current situation of your personal life I don't think that is a good idea.
I'll come back when you are ready to order from the menu." She walks away.
Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "It's pronounced Quiche."