Car and train JOKES
A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting.
He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-pool members to let them know that he would not be leaving with them.
Hastily he scribbled a message to one fellow and left it on his desk: "I have a last-minute meeting.
Leave without me.
Dave." At 7:00 p.m., the man stopped at his desk and found this note: "Meet us at the bar and grill across the street.
You drove today, you idiot."